How this girl was sexually aroused enough to secrete a glob of Cool Whip is beyond me. The sack of shit fucking her is as big as a Fiat. Fortunately he knows how to dress. Motherfucking camouflage brah.
Date February 9th, 2012
Views 24194
This video is 2 parts mystery, 14 parts boner food. The bafflement begins at the 1/2 way mark, when the male removes his penis & ceases all penetration. Said d-bag then begins to faceplam + cry. WHY? theory: he gay.
Date January 31st, 2012
Views 85653
Listen up @ 0:49 mark for a minor LOL. Punky Brewster is crampin Boner Bro's style. And listen up @ the everything_else mark for a good reason to masturbate. You wont find many on this website. lol.
Date January 18th, 2012
Views 86928
I could've titled this '18 Year Old Anorexic Mormon Discovers Her Clitoris For 1st Time!!11" and you wouldn't have suspected shit. That's how stunner this transgendered tart is.
Date November 26th, 2011
Views 92570
No, not talking about poo. I'm referring to her clam and how it clings on to his juicy penis. Only thing with a tighter grip is Cuba Gooding Jr. after crossing paths with a nickle. It's beautiful.
Date November 9th, 2011
Views 127121
Hair brushes. The official go-to household object for all those that have yet to discover the produce aisle. Judging by all that sloshing, I'd say she's more than past due for a meaty cucumber upgrade.
Date November 2nd, 2011
Views 64894
Have you ever seen a cheating housewife buck like a feral horse while getting bulldozed by Wesley Snipes? More importantly, who has a bigger penis? Macaulay Culkin or Lou Diamond Phillips?
Date October 27th, 2011
Views 95228
30 seconds of clitoral stimulation and this housewife's twat turns into a fuckin trash compactor. I'm talking vadge contractions. Big ones. So big even her sphincter joins in on da squeeze.
Date September 25th, 2011
Views 148986
She looks like Sasha Gray, only stacked and not painted up like a dumb whore. In other words - the perfect woman. The real question is she any good at cooking lasagna.
Date August 5th, 2011
Views 108946
Skip to the end. He came. They're done fucking. Shows over. OR IS IT? This is one of those girls that cums big but barely makes a peep. The only real indication is her post-sex Michael J Fox spasms, and plenty there are.
Date July 26th, 2011
Views 106338
No follies in this one. Just a hot milf doing a fine job of riding the cock - in a frog squat position for maximum penetration. Most girls complain of knee pain, this whore has no such qualms.
Date July 4th, 2011
Views 115712
99.999% of World Of Warcraft players are pushing 300 pounds and smell like Cheez Whiz. Meet the sole exception. She's like Sarah Plain n Tall... except with double D cup titties. Fap.
Date June 2nd, 2011
Views 111094
Computer genius yearning to fuck a sub-400 pound woman manages to bribe a Hooter's waitress into sleeping over. $2300 and 5 hits of crack nets him the best 30 seconds of his life.
Date May 17th, 2011
Views 96945
I had a rock hard boner up until the camera panned 3 inches South. Mother of god. Bitch has the gut of a sea elephant. Dropshit this beast to Ethopia and let the people eat.
Date May 17th, 2011
Views 84219
Deepthroat gone awry, she upchucks all over floor.. soiling one, possibly even two motel 6 pillow sheets. The man responsible issues a few words of comfort - "you puking whore, you puked". True love.
Date May 12th, 2011
Views 84177
Frigid teen rubs her clit raw, hoping to produce her first ever climax. Victory is achieve around the half way mark, resulting in a battle cry loud enough to make me wish I was Ray Charles for approx. 17 seconds.
Date May 5th, 2011
Views 141145
Hey look. Waldo grew out his hair like Megan Fox and traded in his red/white sweater for a CKY headband. Now that you've mastered Look-Like-A-Faggot-101, how about you take a course on laying pipe? Your BBW is lookin pretty bored bro.
Date May 1st, 2011
Views 75772
Miss piggy goes to town on a 13 inch AIDS-laced meat stick, all the while holding a conversation with her significant other. She's also a proud employee of Walmart. And suddenly it all makes sense.
Date April 8th, 2011
Views 134389
She can down a cock thicker than a 7 layer burrito without even breaking a sweat. What's up with Hispanic girls and their singular talents.
Date February 9th, 2011
Views 141127
Cute girl gets progressively annoyed after her douchebag boyfriend keeps trying to fuck her face. She actually gets bitchy at the end and pulls the plug on his Facial Abuse fantasy. Dominance fail on his part.
Date November 26th, 2010
Views 138187
