Supposedly this cow lost much of it's face after a run-in with a train. Personally, I think this is the result of a botched plan involving Richard Gere and forced beastiality. That sick fuck.

Date October 21st, 2010 Views 68066

Dumb motherfucker handles a baby shark without gloves. What happens is no surprise. It's his scream that will catch you off guard. haha.

Date June 17th, 2010 Views 83090

I'm surprised to see that this post didn't get very many clicks. Suggestive beastality usually works wonders. Pussies.

Date April 30th, 2010 Views 48153

That's what you get for being a bird that cant fly. Faggot!

Date March 31st, 2010 Views 107218

Nothing like sharing your most precious moments with your best buddy.

Date January 23rd, 2010 Views 104790

Target acquired. Preparing for penetrative sequence and insemination. Plz Standby.

Date November 22nd, 2009 Views 112948

That dog is a faggot. lol.

Date November 2nd, 2009 Views 147295

This will probably upset you. Please, cleanse your eyes. I insist.

Date October 20th, 2009 Views 106437

I hope she gets herpes.

Date September 21st, 2009 Views 113732

Can't blame em. Have you seen the women over there? I'd rather stick my dick in a gopher hole before hooking up with one of the natives.

Date August 19th, 2009 Views 104272

Jesus... and I thought my premature ejaculation problem was bad! LOL. Full story HERE.

Date July 14th, 2009 Views 161336

Simply apply peanut butter in all desirable regions and let Milo take care of the rest!

Date July 7th, 2009 Views 99340

Damn. I'd say Bruno's gonna have blue balls for at least a week now. Sounds like animal cruelty to me.

Date May 31st, 2009 Views 131032

Peanut butter not required.

Date May 20th, 2009 Views 102922

You lose! Try again!

Date April 27th, 2009 Views 104633

Definitely a boner killer... for the pig that is. My cock remained moderately hard through out.

Date April 24th, 2009 Views 99237

Now it's legs are broken... good job fatty! You just destroyed Hashmir's only form of transportation, which also just happened to be his sole remaining sexual partner. Errr scratch that - forgot about his daughter.

Date April 10th, 2009 Views 95020

Nice. Now they're gonna die some ridiculously slow horrible death. More rednecks showing off their shootin skills HERE

Date February 21st, 2009 Views 99190

Okay let me guess. The boy with the shotgun is probably some surfer dude who recently lost his tiny dick and maybe a few fingers in a shark attack, and now this is his revenge? Kill all the sharks you want brah, you'll still be dickless.

Date October 3rd, 2008 Views 98737

Guess the lion wasn't in the mood for bacon, otherwise that pig would've got torn a new asshole.

Date September 11th, 2008 Views 101866