This is actually standard Japanese 'i cant satisfy you with my cock, might as well kill you' syndrome. Fortunately revolutionary science has blessed us with Extenze penis pills. Save up your fortune cookies bro.
Date March 29th, 2012 Views 88985
Not really, but technically they should. There's 43 grams of protein chillin at the other end of that meat-stick, and she needs the nutrition like Lindsey Lohan needs cancer. So where's the enthusiasm?
Date February 18th, 2012 Views 87312
Tojo stuck his ching up the wrong chang, and now this poor Asian broad aint gonna shit tofu right for another decade. There goes her budding career as scat girl #8 in the hugely popular "Oops I Defecated On You" series.
Date January 28th, 2012 Views 78322
Deira Hanzawa - 20 y/o, resident of Hawaii, big on white cock, bigger on Arizona Iced Tea. That's 2 years worth of investigative journalism right there. If you know something I dont, hit me up.
Date November 20th, 2011 Views 107137
Granted some of the pics are a bit shopped but scroll down a little and check the 2 youtube vids near the bottom. Crazy bitch straight ching-chonged her face into Sailor Moon status.
Date October 18th, 2011 Views 56198
Here's the unedited version of the efukt classic. It's a whopping 30 seconds longer, but amazing things happen in that 30 seconds.
Date September 22nd, 2011 Views 133189
I like how the girl at the end does some fancy hand movements on his cock, keeping things professional and massage-like, rather than giving him a straight up handjob. In her mind, she's only 1/2 a whore. Cute.
Date August 24th, 2011 Views 153711
Four milfs stand naked behind a cardboard wall that reveals nothing more than their twats n' knockers. Objective? Sniff the vaginas, locate mom. Prize? Getting to sniff mom's vagina. Sign me the fuck up.
Date August 4th, 2011 Views 105801
Well shit. I got some Fruit of the Loom briefs left over from last years Hanukkah. I'd Fedex that shit but im not too sure how you'd feel about the designer skidmarks.
Date March 6th, 2011 Views 79332
One touch to the vagina and this bitch flops around like ritalin-deprived retard. Give her fellatio and she'll make sounds only heard in Jumanji. Perform anal and... well, that's when people start to die.
Date October 28th, 2010 Views 152513
Japanese bitch with some big ol' knockers. Nobody knows it but she's an actress and these Jackie Chan motherfuckers with wandering eyes are on a gameshow. Priceless reactions.
Date October 8th, 2010 Views 51307
Crazy azn bitch goes kamikaze on this dudes egg sack, one falcon punch after another. Consequences will never be the same.
Date September 28th, 2010 Views 66508
Sorry, it's just not horse porn if it doesnt involve 20 inch cocks and gallons of semen - two necessities no Japanese man could ever fulfill. You lose.
Date September 22nd, 2010 Views 80608
Tojo turns this bitch's pussy into his own personal jungle gym, busting all sorts of futuristic sex moves.. AKA attempted compensation for his 3.5 inch penis.
Date June 25th, 2010 Views 57688
This bitch gags as if she just downed a bottle of cyanide. If that's not incentive to include asparagus in your diet, I don't know what is.
Date March 24th, 2010 Views 110303
I wonder what it's like to fuck a girl 80 years younger than you? Senior citizenship ain't looking so bad fellas.
Date June 25th, 2009 Views 107556
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Date May 16th, 2009 Views 108095
If I tried that on a girl, I'm pretty sure I'd break her back... which is why I'm definitely doing it.
Date May 11th, 2009 Views 98343
Average penis size of an Asian male = 2.7 inches. Some things are better left unseen.
Date March 30th, 2009 Views 99734