This video lasts about as long as that fat girl from Precious on a StairMaster, level 1. So you're gonna need to pay close attention, and if you figure out why the fuck this goob decided to rage, lemme know.
Date March 25th, 2012
Views 135264
Preston Parker from Bangbros gets a little careless with his meat wand and lets out a stray cumshot, accidentally drenching both the cameraman and his video equipment in a typhoon of man-goo.
Date December 19th, 2011
Views 127338
Miguel gets a little too caught up in the moment and tries to go triple platinum with a swift ATM maneuver. The surprise poo poo a la carte is not much appreciated by his cute lady friend. Mission success.
Date December 11th, 2011
Views 129068
See that ripped-as-fuck bromaster over there? All those roids shrunk his testicles into pistachio nuts... so he's not exactly fit for a Peter North-esque facial. Time for Plan B - Jergens. Lots and lots of Jergens.
Date July 14th, 2011
Views 59499
If all members of 'N Sync took a collective shit in a bucket.. this man-child is what would rise up out of it. The real tragedy is that his sexual performance is just as bad as his haircut. May god have mercy.
Date July 10th, 2011
Views 88516
It's all about the element of surprise. Conquer that and nothing shall come between your cock and stinkhole glory, save for a few possible Hershey nuggets.
Date July 6th, 2011
Views 128675
Jenna Haze has trouble accepting the fact that she's not the best piece of pussy this random stuntcock has ever had. Lady, I'm afraid your twat has more mileage on it than a 63' Buick Riviera. I think it's time to move on.
Date July 5th, 2011
Views 94096
Her cornhole is the size of that Guatemalan sinkhole and she just scarfed down a #5 at Taco Bell. You know that ride "Free Fall" at Magic Mountain? Lets just say it bares a few striking similarities to this chick's colon.
Date June 20th, 2011
Views 105511
There's no coming back from something like this. Her twat will be forever agape. The chronic queefing has already set in. She's essentially a walking, talking whoopie cusion and yet she remains in good spirits. I like that in a whore.
Date May 17th, 2011
Views 106707
Cute teen with gothic undertones and a mean set of dicksucking skills goes to town on her BF's 7 incher. Unfortunately her enthusiastic blowjob comes to a halt after a minor instance of projectile vomit. That'll do it!
Date May 9th, 2011
Views 85953
This is Dirty Harry. You might remember him from the
meathole days. He used to be right up there with Max Hardcore, a certified destroyer of rectums. Now 10 years later and he's more lost than a poop in a perfume factory. I wonder if Medicare foots his viagra bill?
Date April 25th, 2011
Views 60956
She can pull off the 180 degree turn fairly well. No trouble there. The problem is what lies before you once the bitch has completed her about-face.
Date March 23rd, 2011
Views 90335
Have you ever seen a naked blonde go from smiling to crying in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya.. it's all fun and games till you get hit in the face with used douche water.
Date February 13th, 2011
Views 93068
Newbie slut tries to escape the wrath of a fully erect black man by slowly inching away... but the beast does not relent. A suicide dive is her only salvation. A small price to pay to end such suffering.
Date January 21st, 2011
Views 173732
Dude sets the mood right by ripping ass directly into his girlfriends face, mid blowjob. GG brother but next time, best remove your cock from her mouth prior to any funny business. Otherwise it's a fucking bear trap.
Date January 18th, 2011
Views 66291
White chick hocks a loogie to lube up a cock but misses her target, nails her negroid lady friend in the face instead. Accident? or gods will?
Date October 12th, 2010
Views 75743
Listen up at the 4 second mark. Bitch lets out enough gas to inflate a fuckin Goodyear blimp. NOTE: audio cuts out after 10 seconds... homemade fart porn fail.
Date August 20th, 2010
Views 95922
This guy used to be on a porn site called The Fart Hammer. He'd fuck girls and then blow ass right in their face. And now this? One seriously talented motherfucker.
Date July 14th, 2010
Views 72852
How someone could maintain an erection after their cock had been vomited on is beyond me. If that was me my cock would shrink even beyond its current tootsie roll status, become inverted and vow to never come outside again.
Date May 28th, 2010
Views 135881
Dude lets a wet one slip just as he blows his load and then oddly declares "i fart and cum hahaz". Somebody's going far in life!
Date May 28th, 2010
Views 80942
