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To compensate for her lack of dance skills (sorry, hopping around like a retard doesn't count), this little slut busts out her ass and titties. Hordes of douchebags quickly gather for the free show.
Date May 29th, 2010
Views 95248 |
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or perhaps just one of those 'high on life' bitches. Through out the video she goes in and out of fits of retardation.
Date May 25th, 2010
Views 112135 |
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Beaner boy got himself one of them fancy digital camcorders and is out on a mission to show the world just how cool his life truly is... by filming his Friday night at Mickey D's and talking like a fuckin douchebag.
Date May 12th, 2010
Views 119597 |
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Not quite as erotic as my previous post of the passed out slut that soiled her panties with a half pound of chili cheese poo... but still pretty fap worthy IMHO.
Date November 20th, 2009
Views 101263 |
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She voluntarily renders herself unconscious with a $3.00 liter of Vodka. Thanks lady... you just saved us a whole packet of Rohypnol!
Date October 26th, 2009
Views 99659 |
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Alcohol - the quickest way to turn a heterosexual woman into a raging bulldyke.
Date August 29th, 2009
Views 107922 |
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Bette Midler here thought a glass table could sustain her weight. Needless to say she calculated wrong. But what's really funny are her departing words - "it went into my...". She's referring to the glass she just shattered. You fill in the blank.
Date August 27th, 2009
Views 95569 |
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Date rape? Let the color of his skin guide you to your own conclusions.
Date July 5th, 2009
Views 103038 |
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Girls are actually more likely to do anal when they're on the rag. Next time you discover a snatch patch between your girlfriends legs - smile.
Date March 19th, 2009
Views 94341 |
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Sometimes I'll google both myself and my websites. It seems that there's a shit-ton of people on various message boards spreading unflattering rumors about my age, weight, sexual preferences and penile length. The truth is, I'm 21, heterosexual, well endowed and have the face of Macaulay Culkin. I've decided it's time I reveal myself. Bow to your master.
Date January 13th, 2009
Views 94001 |
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Normally a public event such as this would draw a crowd. The absence of spectators confirms my assumption that this dirty Indian skank must've been beat with the ugly stick at a very young age.
Date December 29th, 2008
Views 92563 |
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You party animal you. This is the result of one too many Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill malt beverages. Throw in her the shower and get me a paper bag, I'll stick my dick where no other man dares to go.
Date December 11th, 2008
Views 92898 |
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About 30,000 people will click this and watch the video. I wonder if a single one of you will recognize where the song is from? I'll spare you the mystery. It's from Blood - a first person shooter game for PC, originally released back in 1997. It's a personal favorite.
Date December 10th, 2008
Views 97609 |
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I remember downloading this shit off Morpheus way back in the day. Same dilemma as before - it cuts out right as it starts to get good. Did they ass fuck her or not? The world may never know.
Date November 10th, 2008
Views 95594 |
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She'll be out cold for a good 30 minutes. Get to work boys while you still have a chance! (I'm talking about drawing penises on her face, not raping her you sickos heheheheeheheheeh!!!!!!!!)
Date August 23rd, 2008
Views 97672 |
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Have some fun and pound away. The only thing she'll remember in the kind gentlemen who kept giving her generous amounts of alcohol. Nice man that one.
Date August 15th, 2008
Views 99460 |
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Check out the effects of a shitload of alcohol on a young naive slut. The urges to remove her clothing and spread her legs have completely taken over her. It's science at its finest.
Date July 22nd, 2008
Views 94552 |
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This is old as fuck but it never gets old. Five bucks says it was her stank pussy that made him puke, not the alcohol!
Date June 5th, 2008
Views 92378 |
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She's not wearing any underwear and that bench she's sitting on probally had AIDS on it. One could assume she now has AIDS. I'd still fuck her though.
Date February 12th, 2008
Views 93946 |
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A man armed with his cellphone camera peeps into the womans bathroom only to find 2 very hot drunk sluts fingering eachother and making out on a toilet. I would've jacked off on to them from above lol.
Date November 24th, 2007
Views 98272 |
