Ejaculating into a Magnum XL condom and tossing it on the face of a patron at Subway. For some Americans, thats the closest to having a girlfriend they're ever gonna get.
Date June 6th, 2011 Views 82324
19 year old Leslie sucks off her boss in hopes she'll soon be employee of the month. Definitely on the right track but she kinda drops the ball when its comes down to swallowing. Barfing up cum on a Burger King toilet seat is just bad form.
Date June 3rd, 2011 Views 149901
Dude wakes up his white trash wife by blowing a fat load of Mircale Whip all over her ugly face... and ear lol. How's that for breakfast in bed baby?
Date August 23rd, 2010 Views 85766
This is from an audition tape that was mailed to a porn studio in Cali. Poor dude was so desperate to land a job as a manslut that he resorted to faking a Peter North style cumshot, thinking it'd give him an 'edge'. LOL.
Date July 23rd, 2010 Views 90559
Cute pornstar nearly vomits after getting a taste of her partners alfredo sauce. Bitch needs to quit tripping and learn to savor the condiments of life.
Date July 14th, 2010 Views 68682
She's not a fan of the tapioca pudding. After acting like a priss she tries to excuse her behavior by claiming to be a noob to taking facials. Uh huh... and I'm a direct descendant of Jesus.
Date June 17th, 2010 Views 128856
Sorry bitch. That's exactly what you get for looking like Richard Simmons.
Date May 12th, 2010 Views 69117
Fuck. That's enough man sauce to feed an entire Ethiopian village. Mufasa come quick! The Americans have brought us tapioca pudding!
Date September 13th, 2009 Views 131814
It's semen. Not hydrochloric acid, ya dumb cunt.
Date June 30th, 2009 Views 111505