Good call on shaving the pubes bro. It's always nice to see a fellow heterosexual taking pride in his appearance. I'm just curious, exactly how many 50% off McDonald's coupons does a chick like that cost?
Date November 7th, 2011
Views 111600
Hey. I recognize this guy. He's the
creepy fat fuck from the movie Gamer that used Gerald Butler's wife as a surrogate. Shit man, what's your secret? 25,000 Baconators and you still lay pipe like a god.
Date October 22nd, 2011
Views 105023
Fat fuck rambles about beer, battery operated vaginas, and his disgust for white women that engage in interracial sex. Listen closely. Words of pure wisdom await you.
Date July 17th, 2010
Views 37766
Lose weight and let your breast naturally decrease in size... OR.. be a lazy cunt and pay a doctor 30k to do it for you? I wonder...
Date June 29th, 2010
Views 85750
Guaranteed to not only kill your erection, but invert your cock for 2 weeks minimum. Puke.
Date June 21st, 2010
Views 57379
Bitch took one too many oxycotton pills and decided to live out a scene from her favorite motion picture - Babe: Pig in the City.
Date March 8th, 2010
Views 100217
Just pretend his penis is a twinkie and that's the cream filling. You'll be in hog heaven, ya fat bitch.
Date July 28th, 2009
Views 105332
Insert "now you're a man!" song here.
Date April 23rd, 2009
Views 128261
Been there, done that. It's only fun if you're morbidly obese like this sack of shit here. The added weight heightens the experience. Trust me.
Date March 26th, 2009
Views 106002
Eh... I'd still fuck the shit out of her ass. Even though she probably shits bigger than my head.
Date April 27th, 2008
Views 97780
