Nice tits. Nice body. But what really sold me was the low mileage turd cutter. Take a good look. No wrinkles, no stains. It's nothing more than a mere dot, so cute you'd almost forget Cocoa Puffs come out of there.
Date May 3rd, 2012
Views 156698
Photos of a deceased rape victim, categorized under 'videos-funny', and accompanied by user comments like "hope he fucked her asshole real good". That's some classy shit right there.
Date May 3rd, 2012
Views 93274
I'm linking to the main gallery, but if your primary interest is the sow in the floral dress that I've selected for the thumbnail, fret not. Your F-cup wildebeest awaits you on the bottom right-hand side.
Date April 10th, 2012
Views 93774
Ginger chubber finally pulls the plug on her nightly outings to Olive Garden and subsequently becomes fuckable. But can she keep off the weight and truly quell her desires for unlimited soup & breadsticks?
Date February 7th, 2012
Views 101807
Actually I lied. She's neither hot nor attempting to improve hygiene. She's Esmeralda, stealer of the Toshiba flatscreen and witchcraft aficionado. Moral of the story: never fuck with a Mexican's Telemundo.
Date November 14th, 2011
Views 129743
Check out the prunage on the youthful slut-muffin in slot #1. Does she reside in a jacuzzi or is that just what happens to people that wear Fruit of the Loom underwear? lol. Check out
volume #2
HERE.
Date November 7th, 2011
Views 108139
Her face is more plastic than a China-made Glock. She should've saved that botox for her pussy lips instead. Always down for the Arby's.
Date December 3rd, 2010
Views 79631
A fine collection of women that havent been keeping up with modern technology - like sunblock. It's okay, the contrast makes my dick hard.
Date August 23rd, 2010
Views 67937
Fuck lady. If your mission is to pick up a 5 finger discount in the meat department, might as well go for the good stuff and nab a rib roast and some filet mignon. Bitch's never know how to steal.
Date July 27th, 2010
Views 69434
These are the "before" shots. I'd rather see the "after" ones where they're still trying to figure out whose basement they're in and why there's dried up cum in their hair.
Date August 10th, 2009
Views 114732
They put these pics up on their profiles cause they think it's cute and funny. Little do they know, it's the official jackoff material of balding 50 year olds around the world.
Date August 1st, 2009
Views 117975
Zoey Zane... what a hot piece of ass. I tried to fap but I got cock-blocked by my own conscious. Apparently it's bad karma to masturbate to dead people.
Date June 27th, 2009
Views 125278
This took place in Stockholm. I remember reading up on the incident extensively as research for my own
bum porn project. Most 20 year olds go to college and learn trigonometry. Me - I moved to skidrow and documented hobos smoking meth and performing rimjobs. It was a revolutionary concept at the time.
Date May 27th, 2009
Views 114049
I just dont think I could ever bring myself to stick my cock anywhere remotely near where your mongloid boyfriend has been.
Date August 20th, 2008
Views 107674
Over 30 different girls... just hover your cursor over the ones you want to see naked and off come the clothes. You'll get bored after 30 seconds. Enjoy.
Date March 2nd, 2008
Views 125675
Here is a detailed list of female teachers who have been convicted of having sex with their students. If Mrs. Jackson accepted my proposal of oral sex in the locker room back in 1999, she could've made it on to this page as well.
Date March 2nd, 2008
Views 111775
