There's a 25 second preroll ad. That's kinda gay. But what's not gay is peeing on women while wearing a cowboy hat. So raise your can of Diet Shasta and welcome home the man that invented just that.
Date February 9th, 2012
Views 72359
Dude got tired of wanking off to fantasies of Missy Elliot rolling around in a 2 story bowl of Kraft macaroni & cheese and went for the next best thing - raping a horse. Enjoy death row you monster.
Date November 3rd, 2011
Views 153239
Remember the woman that used myspace to track down her biological son and ultimately fucked him in some cheap motel? Well, she got 9 to 30 years in the slammer. Read
HERE.
Date May 10th, 2011
Views 144853
Nowadays it's all about the werewolf kids. They hang foxtails from their ass cracks and howl into the night like complete and utter faggots... all in the name of individual expression!
Date May 25th, 2010
Views 83142
If there's one newscaster I'd like to butt fuck into oblivion... this is it. The bitch looks like big bird and never shuts the fuck up. DIE.
Date January 16th, 2010
Views 101362
He's 20 years old and already facing 2 decades in prison for 'accidentally' downloading CP via the almighty Limewire. He's fucked. lol.
Date January 2nd, 2010
Views 110165
Second greatest teacher in the world, right after Debra Lafave.
Date August 25th, 2009
Views 98566
Apparently abducting a 50 pound toddler isn't as easy as CSI:NY makes it out to be.
Date July 2nd, 2009
Views 111072
Fat people just can't resist being on television. The second they see a camera they pursue it like Wienerschnitzel chili dog. Makes me sick.
Date July 2nd, 2009
Views 96051
I dig the ass, but I think her money would've been better spent on facial reconstruction. She's got that whole chipmunk thing going on.
Date June 9th, 2009
Views 98960
Hey now. I fully support your unwillingness to fund Al Qaeda via paying that towel head's $10 fare, but don't ever fucking drop the "R" word just to get your way. That shit aint cool bitch.
Date May 27th, 2009
Views 111746
That cop deserves some serious disciplinary action. Preferably something that involves him getting pooed on.
Date May 10th, 2009
Views 96231
Woah. The brief interview with Simon Birch describing his moms titties kinda made me physically uncomfortable. Kill it with fire.
Date January 7th, 2009
Views 101935
I wonder if they can cause penis infections as well? Honestly when you have as many STD's as me, you tend to stop giving a shit about things like this. The more bacteria the better, builds character.
Date November 19th, 2008
Views 107874
She claims that she's having the surgery done as gift for her husband. Yeah fucking right. We all know he's sick of her pussy being wider than a football field and is forcing her to have it done. Buddy, divorce the whore and find yourself a devout Christian girlfriend. Her pussy will be so tight it'll cut off the circulation to your cock everytime you fuck her.
Date November 3rd, 2008
Views 98004
Yeah I actually read in the paper she's hoping to get 1 million for it. Holy shit this bitch is dumb. I'd pay $50 tops, and only if it was a 2 for 1 combo. I want that anal cherry just as much but I'm on a budget boys!
Date September 17th, 2008
Views 101795
I didn't realize Rottweilers were so submissive when it comes to sodomy. Most dogs would just bite your fucking cock off!
Date March 24th, 2008
Views 97440
Her genitalia is regrettably blurred out but none the less... this fits in well with the whole
Date February 7th, 2008
Views 111455
