Girl turns to MTV for assistance in the de-slutification of her parental unit, who's addicted to silicone, skimp attire, and the affection of men who look identical to Dog the Bounty Hunter.

Date January 31st, 2012 Views 111615

Dude gets blown by Velma Dinkley as mom chills in the other room. Doesnt notice a fucking thing. Congratulations. Not for the stealth blowjob but for being 36 and still living at home. Like a boss.

Date December 21st, 2010 Views 155314

What a bitch. Hogging the PS3 and shit.

Date June 21st, 2010 Views 118193

Taking a picture of your daughters new panties for myspace wile sporting a big shit-eating grin? Yeah, what are moms for.

Date May 12th, 2010 Views 172601

I'm suddenly inspired to join my local nudist biking group so that I too can let my noodle flop in the wind.

Date January 5th, 2010 Views 122198

Dumbshit kid semi-accidentally stumbles upon his dad (Don Vito/Santa) getting his dick sucked for the first in over a decade. Fuckin cockblocker.

Date November 29th, 2009 Views 114011

Full time whore. Anyone else sensing a wee bit of an occupational conflict?

Date November 19th, 2009 Views 123761

Dude behind the camera kinda sounded like Gerard Butler. I'll be forwarding this to the proper authorities. That's what you get for making a movie called P.S. I Love You.

Date October 8th, 2009 Views 130035

$6 an hour. It's the bargain of a century.

Date August 17th, 2009 Views 127371

Nice tits. Not too sure about the interior decorating though. These things matter.

Date July 18th, 2009 Views 110399

Don't worry, I've alerted child services. This bitch's titties will never see the light of day again.

Date December 22nd, 2008 Views 109844