LOL @ him attempting to lift her up and fuck while standing. Nice try rambo! Skip straight to the end for the first ever 'male tapout'. His final words: "my legs give out". What a turd!
Date November 29th, 2011 Views 116289
D-BAG: Gaaaaaaah
WIFEY: Ugh, you done already?
D-BAG: Yes, sorry :(
WIFEY: [multiple expletives]
WIFEY: Ugh, you done already?
D-BAG: Yes, sorry :(
WIFEY: [multiple expletives]
Date November 7th, 2011 Views 91779
To call him a 'minute man' would be the compliment of a life time. Liu Kang here cant get even get his cock within 5 feet of some genitalia before blowing his entire semen satchel.
Date October 25th, 2011 Views 113340
My cock would probably invert itself and commit ritual suicide if this she-beast ever tried to suckle on it. How she managed to actually make a dude premature ejaculate is beyond me.
Date June 30th, 2011 Views 88648
Rule #23 of spicing up your sex life: if you're gonna trek 7 miles out into the middle of nowhere for some outdoor sex - be sure to pack your numbing cream so you dont bust your nut in 8 seconds flat like this dumb asshole.
Date April 21st, 2011 Views 85928
He busts in 20 seconds flat. But what's more amusing is his response when asked if he shaved just for this shoot. In a misguided effort to play it cool.. he responds "eh, like a week or 2 ago". Camera pans down, dudes cock is balder than a baby's arse. LOL.
Date March 29th, 2011 Views 120126
This 5 dollar whore gets kinda mouthy after a whopping 20 second fuck session. I'm unable to decipher her native language, Crackwhorian, but I believe she's expressing frustration over his shortcomings.
Date February 16th, 2011 Views 90967
He's got a 3 inch penis and looks like the fat fuck from Full Metal Jacket. Premature ejaculation is to be expected.
Date December 28th, 2010 Views 105875
like BP Oil failing trying to cap plume of oil, this guy tried to put a cork on his cock when an eruption came without warning. You sir have failed... don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. note: No stupid dolphin tattoos were harmed in the filming of this fail.
Date June 10th, 2010 Views 180659
Insert a "HUMILIATING DEFEAT" sound bite at the 33 second mark and this clip would be golden.
Date August 10th, 2009 Views 131235
The black man fails big time at living up to the exaggerated reputation that the porn industry created for him. Average penis size, failure to achieve erection and premature ejaculation are all very much on the menu. Suckorz.
Date July 6th, 2008 Views 118819