Ever try lookin for a job on Craigslist? She did. $20/hour to assist this elderly bastard with his day to day needs. NEED #1: scrub clean the dick cheese beneath my foreskin and pay no mind to the raging boner! EPIC.
Date January 17th, 2012
Views 65043
Immobile fatty pays a visit to the local Walmart to stock up on war novels and V8 Splash when fate sends a pantiless milf his way. Hopefully the Mrs. is nearby. He's gonna need a diaper change after that encounter.
Date July 31st, 2011
Views 66482
You just got pussy pounded and creampied by 116 year old man, who may or may not be gramps from King of the Hill. Is it really a time for laughs? Go sit in a tub of bleach and think it over.
Date January 29th, 2011
Views 81400
Skip to the 0:53 mark and pay close to attention to the wheelchair-bound bitch in back. Funniest shit I've seen all week.
Date December 30th, 2010
Views 126368
You know what they say... once a slut, always a slut. In this case, that quote is regrettably accurate. This hag is millenniums past her expiration date and still likes to flaunt it...
Date September 12th, 2010
Views 70157
More like 195, but I prefer even numbers.
Date April 19th, 2010
Views 115622
Sigh. This is what happens when Medicare stops providing Viagra to senior citizens. lol.
Date January 7th, 2010
Views 100729
Slobbin on the knob like corn on the cob!
Date October 26th, 2009
Views 95465
