HAHA wow guy. Just wow. Hung like a fuckin newborn. What the fuck do they title a porno like this? Caterpillar Cock Kamikaze #9? haha.
Date August 31st, 2010 Views 99393
In between her jew nose and his tootsie roll of a cock... I gotta ask... how the fuck did they expect anyone to get off to this? It's like the Wicked Witch meets Mini Me.
Date May 5th, 2010 Views 77281
Even my chinchilla has a bigger cock than this chump. SUICIDE. NAO.
Date December 26th, 2009 Views 111411
His genitalia sure does fit perfectly into my stereotype of middle eastern men. Allah Akbar to you my friend.
Date September 2nd, 2009 Views 108220
If he's at all the same nationality as herself, what the fuck does she expect. Be happy with your 3 inch bell pepper and STFU.
Date August 20th, 2009 Views 110683
I'm afraid anything less than 16 inches is inadequate in this day and time. This is an occupation best left to the horse cock niggas.
Date August 3rd, 2009 Views 104946
I take great comfort in knowing that I'm not the only one out there with a tootsie roll for a cock. Fuck yes.
Date March 27th, 2009 Views 105982
What's up with nude beaches being overrun by 300 pound men who have 2 inch wieners and sport hats last seen on Gilligan's Island? Don't eat the sunscreen fatty, it'll clog your arteries.
Date January 20th, 2009 Views 102252
It's okay. Where has lacks in size, his huge ass jew nose makes up for it. He should just fuck em with his beak instead. It's his best shot at ever satisfying a woman lol.
Date November 1st, 2008 Views 105061