She declares that she's "technically" still a virgin. What does that even mean? Technically? The only way her hymen could be still intact at age 56 is if she's married to Herbert. Not quite big enough to pop the cherry.

Some nice titties on this one... but the face could use some work. Start with the unibrow and work your way down to the mustache. Then maybe, just maybe, you'll be worthy of my ivory yogurt slinger.