Emo slut goes mute after gaining knowledge of her impending doom - cornholious destructious. Not once does she make a peep, but I suppose it's debatable that her silence has less to do with fear and more to do with his slim jim not packing much of a punch.
Date March 4th, 2011
Views 125744
Silly bitch shames herself after failing a blind touch-test in which she's tasked with having to identify her husband's cock amongst 4 others. So much for 'above average' haha.
Date February 26th, 2011
Views 95906
Holocaust survivor takes a stroll down the beach in painfully revealing bikini, attracting the attention of every euro fag within a 2 mile radius. Why she limping? I havent seen someone walk like that since post-shower scene in American History X.
Date February 23rd, 2011
Views 73005
Two contenders for Quote of the Year and they both derive from the same shitty ass youtube video. 1.) in response to guy-on-girl abuse - "dats wild homo dawg" and 2.) "you forgot your faggot gear". Watch and you'll understand.
Date February 21st, 2011
Views 76525
Take a petite white bitch and equip her with the best features of a black woman (huge ass and uhhh... yeah, kinda short list) and this is what you get. Fuckin fap.
Date February 18th, 2011
Views 102863
Hilarity strikes when a cute Russian with chronic IBS gets into an elevator and feels the sudden urge to drop a deuce. Fuck waiting 18 seconds to walk to the bathroom. This princess cuts a turd right where she stands and leaves it for the Mexicans.
Date February 18th, 2011
Views 77591
Would someone kindly GIF that first 5 seconds and loop it? Her facial expression during the initial penetration is enough to fuel my beat-off sessions all through Winter. PROTIP: scroll down to see the video.
Date February 18th, 2011
Views 157219
Grabbing on titties like a boss. Probably ate her cheeseburger too. Real men take what they want. Asking permissions is for pussies.
Date February 16th, 2011
Views 105760
This 5 dollar whore gets kinda mouthy after a whopping 20 second fuck session. I'm unable to decipher her native language, Crackwhorian, but I believe she's expressing frustration over his shortcomings.
Date February 16th, 2011
Views 84559
Timid delivery boy cant even formulate a sentence after finally seeing a pair of titties IRL. I like how he lingered a bit at the end as she was closing the door. Did somebody think they were gonna score a complimentary BJ? Keep dreaming ya fat fuck.
Date February 15th, 2011
Views 77542
Peeping Thomas invades another mans stall in hopes of seeing some defecation. Instead he discovers a goober + bar slut having a romantic moment on a the shit stained toilet seat. Happy Valentines Day.
Date February 14th, 2011
Views 93903
Have you ever seen a naked blonde go from smiling to crying in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya.. it's all fun and games till you get hit in the face with used douche water.
Date February 13th, 2011
Views 87623
She can down a cock thicker than a 7 layer burrito without even breaking a sweat. What's up with Hispanic girls and their singular talents.
Date February 9th, 2011
Views 139237
Blondie has an emo moment after a brief round of blunt force trauma to the anal sphincter. The director kindly grants clemency and the scene then advances to the money shot.. which she also fucks up. Time to go back to Ihop lady. It's more your speed.
Date February 6th, 2011
Views 85108
Not sure what's better... fat bitch puking up a fresh load of tapioca pudding or the mentally deficient yokel that cant stop laughing at her for it. PROTIP: scroll down if you cant find the video.
Date February 6th, 2011
Views 71341
This bitch has more orifices than you could throw a stick at. Imagine the possibilities. Ass to mouth to vagina to vagina to ass and back to mouth again. Where does she live? I'm ready to propose.
Date February 6th, 2011
Views 104386
Chunky bitch erroneously demands her boyfriend hurry the fuck up with his painal escapade. So what does he do? FASTER, HARDER, DEEPER. Remember Shamoo, careful what ya wish for.
Date February 2nd, 2011
Views 126430
If Monster was made into a porn.. the end result would look something like this.
Date January 29th, 2011
Views 93856
You just got pussy pounded and creampied by 116 year old man, who may or may not be gramps from King of the Hill. Is it really a time for laughs? Go sit in a tub of bleach and think it over.
Date January 29th, 2011
Views 81399
Newbie slut tries to escape the wrath of a fully erect black man by slowly inching away... but the beast does not relent. A suicide dive is her only salvation. A small price to pay to end such suffering.
Date January 21st, 2011
Views 164890
