Ethically retarded slut with a bean burrito ass to kill for. Lets just say I wouldnt hesitate to do shots of guacamole directly off her cornhole should the occasion ever present itself.
Date January 18th, 2011 Views 105844
Dude sets the mood right by ripping ass directly into his girlfriends face, mid blowjob. GG brother but next time, best remove your cock from her mouth prior to any funny business. Otherwise it's a fucking bear trap.
Date January 18th, 2011 Views 63040
Well thank god for the random Spanish subtitles. Wouldn't want any of my loyal Hispanic followers to miss out on this oldschool painal treasure.
Date January 18th, 2011 Views 90256
Homo caught red handed in public doesnt give a fuck. He simply extends his middle finger and resumes indulging in blowjobisson delight. Feels goooooood man.
Date January 15th, 2011 Views 61510
Airport security hag all but licks her lips after discovering the real reason why this cute passenger keeps setting off the metal detector. Three hurrahs for forced strip searches.
Date January 13th, 2011 Views 133020
Old hag flashes her gash at the wrong motorist.. cause this sleazy fuck wants more than just a peek at her withered old clam. Kinda reminds me of that shitty Paul Walker movie. My point exactly.
Date January 5th, 2011 Views 101220
A big pencil dick actually. Such things do exist. It's all about proportions and while the thumbnail may not show it, I assure you this jabroni has the girth to length ratio of California palm tree.
Date January 5th, 2011 Views 86202
Black people go buck wild for asses like this. I wonder if that pool of ass juice dripping from her spandex would be much of a deterrent? Probably smells like dog turd baking under the sun.
Date January 5th, 2011 Views 90410
Skip to the 0:53 mark and pay close to attention to the wheelchair-bound bitch in back. Funniest shit I've seen all week.
Date December 30th, 2010 Views 126368
Three of the coolest kids you'll ever meet load up into mom's Dodge Neon and find a tall Armenian bitch to fuck with... by repeatedly squirting her with a Super Super 5000. BRUTAL.
Date December 29th, 2010 Views 83292
He's got a 3 inch penis and looks like the fat fuck from Full Metal Jacket. Premature ejaculation is to be expected.
Date December 28th, 2010 Views 99540
Pornstar goes all Terri Schiavo after being impaled by the biggest dong youll ever see. Seriously, if that dudes married... his wife must have the cunt of a yeti to be taking that kind of dick on a regular basis.
Date December 28th, 2010 Views 160649
Dude gets blown by Velma Dinkley as mom chills in the other room. Doesnt notice a fucking thing. Congratulations. Not for the stealth blowjob but for being 36 and still living at home. Like a boss.
Date December 21st, 2010 Views 154907
This twat tries to seduce a Hungry Howies delivery boy with offers of free oral copulation and a peek at her shaven puss... only to be flat out rejected. That's gotta be at least an 8 in terms of insults.
Date December 21st, 2010 Views 97731
Check tbe 3:40 mark, all eyes on the nutsack. Honestly now, what the fuck? He's got a big ole 8 inch cock but his ball bag is the size of an avocado seed. haha.
Date December 21st, 2010 Views 64327
King of Douche badgers his girlfriend into blowing him as he cruises down the highway in his mom's Chevy Celebrity, babbling out all kinds of stupid shit along the way. She aint having it.
Date December 19th, 2010 Views 76558
My 5 years of porno wisdom tell me this video is probablly fake, just like that popular porn blooper of the cameraman getting accidentally splooged on. Pretty solid acting on Steve Urkel's part though.
Date December 16th, 2010 Views 75421
If there's one thing black women are really good at, aside from getting jobs in Parking Enforcement and ticketing the fuck out of white people, it's taking dick. It's as if their cunts have some sort of gravitational pull or some shit. Boggles my mind.
Date December 14th, 2010 Views 149604
Cute Russian girl sucks a cock fresh outta the rectal oven and gets a little more than she bargained for. I'm talking fecal residue, right on the tongue. Good times.
Date December 9th, 2010 Views 136305