Intercourse. It's pretty simple stuff. But for Goober McKinley... it might as well be mission impossible. Not even after five attempts does he make it into the meat cave. May god have mercy.
Date December 7th, 2010 Views 89578
Her face is more plastic than a China-made Glock. She should've saved that botox for her pussy lips instead. Always down for the Arby's.
Date December 3rd, 2010 Views 77252
The balloon knot nestled atop her stump of a leg I understand, but what happened to the other one? Looks like twist doughnut, minus the glaze.
Date December 1st, 2010 Views 115591
Cute girl gets progressively annoyed after her douchebag boyfriend keeps trying to fuck her face. She actually gets bitchy at the end and pulls the plug on his Facial Abuse fantasy. Dominance fail on his part.
Date November 26th, 2010 Views 136661
I guess one of the perks of having a 2 inch penis is that you dont even have to take off your pants to beat off. This guy knows whats up.
Date November 26th, 2010 Views 89987
Botox infested milf toys with her clit till she cums, at which point she miraculously transforms into Michael J Fox. Nope. Those jokes never get old.
Date November 23rd, 2010 Views 92136
This is a brief scene where the fake smile fades and some genuine concern is voiced. Doesnt make much difference though. When you take a 14.5 cock up the ass, you're essentially buying yourself a 1 way ticket to prolapse city no matter how you go about it.
Date November 22nd, 2010 Views 146816
Talking into gaping assholes, hearing your echo... sure looks like fun but I'm betting the smile fades once catch a whiff of the cheese enchilada and frijoless that's on it's way out. Know what I mean dawg?
Date November 14th, 2010 Views 63314
Their bad-boy charm just wasn't enough to persuade either chick into showing some nip. That's okay. From the ashes of their failure rises a new opportunity for greatness. I wont spoil it.
Date November 14th, 2010 Views 113248
Now here's a mutually pleasurable sex act. Penis in the pink, everything else you can fit in the stink. Paint thinner to remove the shit stains from your finger nails not included.
Date November 13th, 2010 Views 85520
I've seen some pretty random shit in my time as a connoisseur of pornography. I'll be damned if footage of a skinny blonde being forced to lick the cornhole of a stuffed animal doesnt rank near the top.
Date November 12th, 2010 Views 50948
Dirty bitch with a bangin body slips her hand down the back of her pants to relieve an itchy browneye. Okay mission accomplished. But then what does she do? Smells her fucking fingers. Wifey material for sure.
Date November 7th, 2010 Views 96886
Topless hooker gets pissed after some broke ass coonaroonie keeps bugging her for a freebie. After slapping him around a bit, she goes on some tirade about how she wouldn't even let him have a whiff. At some point he probably shouldve said thank you.
Date November 7th, 2010 Views 45813
One touch to the vagina and this bitch flops around like ritalin-deprived retard. Give her fellatio and she'll make sounds only heard in Jumanji. Perform anal and... well, that's when people start to die.
Date October 28th, 2010 Views 146337
Talk about death from above. This soulless bitch unleashes the remnants of a 2 pound chili dog on a crowd of unsuspecting tourists. How's that for a fucking souvenir? LOL.
Date October 28th, 2010 Views 81639
Gilligan gets smacked around like a little bitch after making an all too common mistake: trying to reason with a black person. Sorry bud, it never fuckin works.
Date October 25th, 2010 Views 63287
Recently divorced milf feels like doing something wild. How about showing off your withered twat to a crowd full of horny old men? Yeah, that always works. Just be sure to get permission from Officer Jackoff first. haha.
Date October 21st, 2010 Views 58385
Supposedly this cow lost much of it's face after a run-in with a train. Personally, I think this is the result of a botched plan involving Richard Gere and forced beastiality. That sick fuck.
Date October 21st, 2010 Views 67963
After utilizing her middle finger and declaring her beauty, were informed that this video is dedicated to "Papi Hugo". El Faggot is more like it. 2 minutes of trying to be sexy, failing every second of the way.
Date October 20th, 2010 Views 87560
Holy stump of a penis. Someone go overboard with the peanut butter or what?
Date October 18th, 2010 Views 125805