Where I live, this is considered community service.

Date November 2nd, 2009  Views 102067
If you're gonna be a hooker, you really ought to do it in the U.S. My mom gets health benefits and everything.

Date November 2nd, 2009  Views 103382
These NEVER get old.

Date October 30th, 2009  Views 103225
The first 30 seconds are pretty hot. But then she stops resisting and thus my boner quickly deflated like Pam Anderson tits post Baywatch.

Date October 26th, 2009  Views 97834
She voluntarily renders herself unconscious with a $3.00 liter of Vodka. Thanks lady... you just saved us a whole packet of Rohypnol!

Date October 26th, 2009  Views 99659
Slobbin on the knob like corn on the cob!

Date October 26th, 2009  Views 92358
Their words... not mine!

Date October 20th, 2009  Views 94882
Probably fake but it involves hot girls dying... good enough for me.

Date October 20th, 2009  Views 99837
That's what you get for leaving your ass bare. Next time wear skorts, bitch. [watch till the end]

Date October 20th, 2009  Views 97047
This will probably upset you. Please, cleanse your eyes. I insist.

Date October 20th, 2009  Views 97101
I remember Blur. They were cool when I was 11, mainly because their hit single was forever immortalized in a Starship Troopers trailer. Kinda surprised to see that they still have heterosexual fans TBH.

Date October 18th, 2009  Views 100739
I'm amazed by the lack of damage done to her hershey highway. Last time I took a shit that big my asshole looked like Amy Winehouse.

Date October 17th, 2009  Views 93724
For the sake of self gratification, I'd hope he's right handed.

Date October 17th, 2009  Views 100372
One of the many perks of having a mother that's a direct descendant of the elusive Man Bear Pig.

Date October 13th, 2009  Views 97204
Hottest prom photo ever.

Date October 13th, 2009  Views 106012
Dude behind the camera kinda sounded like Gerard Butler. I'll be forwarding this to the proper authorities. That's what you get for making a movie called P.S. I Love You.

Date October 8th, 2009  Views 107398
I fapped. Twice.

Date October 7th, 2009  Views 103375
This is epic. An army of little beaners swarm a big titted spic and grab at her ass as if it were a pinata choc full of pork rinds. Feliz navidad, bitch!

Date October 7th, 2009  Views 101446
Pfffft.... with a smile like that, men wont even notice!

Date October 6th, 2009  Views 94017
Way to turn a horrible defect into a pleasurable sex toy. Now all you need is "The Fudge Packer" tattooed on your left ankle, or what's left of it. More amputee awesomeness HERE.

Date October 6th, 2009  Views 96802