Fuck lady. If your mission is to pick up a 5 finger discount in the meat department, might as well go for the good stuff and nab a rib roast and some filet mignon. Bitch's never know how to steal.
Date July 27th, 2010 Views 67043
This is from an audition tape that was mailed to a porn studio in Cali. Poor dude was so desperate to land a job as a manslut that he resorted to faking a Peter North style cumshot, thinking it'd give him an 'edge'. LOL.
Date July 23rd, 2010 Views 90382
Big titted bimbo has an interesting storage unit for her cellphone. Regrettably, it's not her twat... although I'm sure that'd make for an equally snug fit.
Date July 23rd, 2010 Views 119345
Cant imagine what it must like to fuck this one. Is it still considered 'sex' if your cock never even touches the inner walls of the vagina? LOL.
Date July 20th, 2010 Views 80807
Incredibly fucked up video of 50 Cent utterly destroying a pregnant crackwhore that vandalized his pimped out 1987 Dodge Caravan. A miscarriage most likely ensued. Community service - Oakland style.
Date July 17th, 2010 Views 95107
So they made a show out of three guys competing to pop wood. Winner gets to ass fuck the host. Seems like I've been missing out on some premium programming.
Date July 17th, 2010 Views 123093
Fat fuck rambles about beer, battery operated vaginas, and his disgust for white women that engage in interracial sex. Listen closely. Words of pure wisdom await you.
Date July 17th, 2010 Views 36748
This guy used to be on a porn site called The Fart Hammer. He'd fuck girls and then blow ass right in their face. And now this? One seriously talented motherfucker.
Date July 14th, 2010 Views 69913
Cute pornstar nearly vomits after getting a taste of her partners alfredo sauce. Bitch needs to quit tripping and learn to savor the condiments of life.
Date July 14th, 2010 Views 68563
GUY: LMAO, I blasted you!
GIRL: It smells so bad, how can this be happening?
GUY Two words. Taco Bell.
GIRL: [excessive crying]
GIRL: It smells so bad, how can this be happening?
GUY Two words. Taco Bell.
GIRL: [excessive crying]
Date July 14th, 2010 Views 67840
50 different dudes picked up right off the street unload their jizzum into the esophagus of this gutterslut. Apparently such festivities tend to cause emotional damage, cause by the end of the shoot this skank is bawling. Total pwnage.
Date July 13th, 2010 Views 77492
This oriental fruitcake heads to the mens bathroom for a round of public handball, attracting the attention of a horny businessman who gets continuously rejected. It's quite the show.
Date July 7th, 2010 Views 68240
This one is kinda hard to describe cause you cant even tell what the fuck is going on. All I know is this chick picked a REALLY bad day to air out her pussy.
Date July 5th, 2010 Views 113164
A set of before & after shots of a cute girl that underwent a mastectomy, followed by some chemotherapy and lastly a boob job to help bring her rack back to normal... kinda.
Date July 5th, 2010 Views 108332
Spoiled white bitch gets the utter shit kicked out of her after cutting Moesha in line at the local KFC. Lesson learned: when it comes to popcorn chicken, don't fuck with black people.
Date July 4th, 2010 Views 85170
Kinky sex or homemade abortion attempt? I choose both.
Date July 4th, 2010 Views 74819
I can only pray that I'll be packing that much meat between my thighs when I hit age 120. GG Grandpa Jones.
Date July 1st, 2010 Views 73394
It's a philosophy that I'd normally agree with. In their case... not so much. LOL.
Date June 30th, 2010 Views 82648
Lose weight and let your breast naturally decrease in size... OR.. be a lazy cunt and pay a doctor 30k to do it for you? I wonder...
Date June 29th, 2010 Views 81739
This camel fucker desperately needs some footage for the sequel to his award winning documentary 'Serbians Gone Wild'. Watch and see how far he'll go to get it.
Date June 27th, 2010 Views 103376