I actually end up do the exact same thing to my 2 month old Pomeranian every time I take it for a walk. Some bitches just dont learn.
Date June 25th, 2010 Views 93599
Tojo turns this bitch's pussy into his own personal jungle gym, busting all sorts of futuristic sex moves.. AKA attempted compensation for his 3.5 inch penis.
Date June 25th, 2010 Views 55558
Probably best you stick to the all-Arab nude beaches where your 4 inch kebab actually has some significance. Either that or get used to Jamal's shit-eating grin cause it's not gonna fade.
Date June 25th, 2010 Views 127126
What a bitch. Hogging the PS3 and shit.
Date June 21st, 2010 Views 117963
Guaranteed to not only kill your erection, but invert your cock for 2 weeks minimum. Puke.
Date June 21st, 2010 Views 55537
Bro sticks his cock where it aint wanted and gets a serious tug job. If that doesn't result in half an inch of penile growth, I don't know what will.
Date June 21st, 2010 Views 164284
Dumb motherfucker handles a baby shark without gloves. What happens is no surprise. It's his scream that will catch you off guard. haha.
Date June 17th, 2010 Views 83023
She's not a fan of the tapioca pudding. After acting like a priss she tries to excuse her behavior by claiming to be a noob to taking facials. Uh huh... and I'm a direct descendant of Jesus.
Date June 17th, 2010 Views 128727
If this isn't evidence of divine action, I don't know what it is. God took that dumb bitch straight out of the fuckin gene pool!
Date June 17th, 2010 Views 66243
When Al-Qaeda's henchmen aren't busy chopping off heads and planting IED's, they like to kill time reenacting sexual moves from Street Fighter.
Date June 10th, 2010 Views 103453
like BP Oil failing trying to cap plume of oil, this guy tried to put a cork on his cock when an eruption came without warning. You sir have failed... don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. note: No stupid dolphin tattoos were harmed in the filming of this fail.
Date June 10th, 2010 Views 174159
Bro opens a can of whoop-ass on his bikini clad wife in front of a bunch of fat fucks too lazy to do anything other than say "woah". Alabama's finest.
Date June 8th, 2010 Views 101983
This chicks asshole is completely inside out like a hamburger patty and her lesbo partner just cant stop raving about it. Stupid bitch acts like she just won the lottery or some shit.
Date June 3rd, 2010 Views 117169
To compensate for her lack of dance skills (sorry, hopping around like a retard doesn't count), this little slut busts out her ass and titties. Hordes of douchebags quickly gather for the free show.
Date May 29th, 2010 Views 111576
He's got a fat gut, a huge Arnie tattoo and any time his wife chows down on too many Twinkys, he fucks her throat till she pukes em all up. This dude has class.
Date May 29th, 2010 Views 79572
How someone could maintain an erection after their cock had been vomited on is beyond me. If that was me my cock would shrink even beyond its current tootsie roll status, become inverted and vow to never come outside again.
Date May 28th, 2010 Views 129967
Dude lets a wet one slip just as he blows his load and then oddly declares "i fart and cum hahaz". Somebody's going far in life!
Date May 28th, 2010 Views 77240
Nowadays it's all about the werewolf kids. They hang foxtails from their ass cracks and howl into the night like complete and utter faggots... all in the name of individual expression!
Date May 25th, 2010 Views 81005
