Worry less about your premature ejaculation problems and focus more on making yourself look not like Paul Giamatti. Trust me. I just wanna help.
Date April 21st, 2010 Views 94907
More like 195, but I prefer even numbers.
Date April 19th, 2010 Views 115622
There's an easier way to impress a squadron of bros than jumping over a fucking cliff and nearly killing yourself. It's called spreading your legs ya dumb bitch.
Date April 19th, 2010 Views 62254
Gilligan Grape makes the shocking discovery that all woman are filthy whores after a hidden camera captures his big titted wife making whoopee with the young buck from next door. Sorry Gil. You lose.
Date April 17th, 2010 Views 236491
Officer Urkel gives a street hooker a pass in exchange for a whiff of her festering stank hole. So close you can almost smell the AIDS.
Date April 16th, 2010 Views 161592
Glass tables really aren't the best venue for drunken shenanigans. This was clearly illustrated in my previous post "Gravity Vs. Drunk Fat Bitch".
Date April 15th, 2010 Views 121944
That's some pretty dull sex for an Asian couple. Where the fuck are the eels and high powered vibrators of death? Sell outs.
Date April 13th, 2010 Views 155539
Those titties are almost nice enough to redeem her busted face. Almost.
Date April 12th, 2010 Views 121306
Hitler gets his fuck on with a Czechoslovakian whore. The soundtrack kinda kills it but you get the idea. Fucking epic comb over.
Date April 8th, 2010 Views 123407
This zany little slut doesn't want any man sauce to get on her mom's Egyptian cotton sheets. HAHA. Too fucking bad.
Date April 8th, 2010 Views 124844
They want you to believe that she can ejaculate like a garden hose without even touching herself. But really... that's just piss. And now her bathroom is gonna smell like a porta potty in skid row. You lose.
Date April 7th, 2010 Views 133535
A housefly erroneously travels into the gaping ass cave of a 2 bit whore. I've actually seen this happen on more than one occasion. The novelty never fades.
Date April 5th, 2010 Views 111522
You know that gesture where you flick your tongue out at a chick and simulate cunnilingus? That happens to this girl, who responds with a middle finger. BIG FUCKING MISTAKE.
Date April 2nd, 2010 Views 139472
Scouting for victims outside Barneys New York? Whoa now! A sexual predator with class.
Date April 2nd, 2010 Views 155917
Naaah. Clearly he's just in deep thought - pondering what that bitch's sweaty asshole might smell like on Summer afternoon. I'm leaning towards guacamole. Organic.
Date April 2nd, 2010 Views 125045
That's what you get for being a bird that cant fly. Faggot!
Date March 31st, 2010 Views 107165
Don't pop a boner just yet! The only people getting raped here are men... and fat ones at that.
Date March 31st, 2010 Views 125108
This is fucking great. The dude has tourette syndrome and has a result the love of his life routinely gets socked in the face. BAM! OH FUCK! SORRY BABY! I LOVE YOU! BAM AGAIN!
Date March 26th, 2010 Views 123783
This bitch gags as if she just downed a bottle of cyanide. If that's not incentive to include asparagus in your diet, I don't know what is.
Date March 24th, 2010 Views 108770
I wonder if she's as good at giving handjobs as she is at throwing rocks and splitting open people's heads. It's a definite maybe.
Date March 16th, 2010 Views 120255