Miguel gets a little too caught up in the moment and tries to go triple platinum with a swift ATM maneuver. The surprise poo poo a la carte is not much appreciated by his cute lady friend. Mission success.
Date December 11th, 2011
Views 98582
Lupe tries to single-handedly start up her own "occupy" movement down in Tijuana... by shitting out a week's worth of chimichangas right on the floor and hurling at all of those that oppose her revolution. God bless.
Date December 11th, 2011
Views 57130
No, she doesn't have a penis. It's worse. Much much worse.
Date December 11th, 2011
Views 77345
Fuck whatever guy said morning exercise is for fags. This dude's 10am bike ride just netted him enough tier 1 mental imagery to fuel his fap all through Hanukkah. Way to score dad!
Date December 8th, 2011
Views 89351
Check out the snapper on this one! I'll probably end up having a wet dream or 5 about eating her out. Emphasis on eating. She's got enough McRib down there to feed Kevin Smith.
Date December 3rd, 2011
Views 108417
Holy fuckin Yogi Bear, this lady is a god damned perma-gaper. In the medical world, this is actually known on the books as 'i-let-a-black-man-fuck-my-asshole'. Good luck curing that shit.
Date November 30th, 2011
Views 132064
This dude is the Gandalf of making women cum and today his knowledge is all open source. Just practice some of his teachings and I promise... your 'girlfriend' will never scream rape again.
Date November 30th, 2011
Views 115917
LOL @ him attempting to lift her up and fuck while standing. Nice try rambo! Skip straight to the end for the first ever 'male tapout'. His final words: "my legs give out". What a turd!
Date November 29th, 2011
Views 83714
This is what happens when you permit women to shop at 3:30 in the morning. Tits are slapped, asses exposed - all because 2 bitches couldn't find peace amongst the 75%-off Lego Harry Potter bin.
Date November 29th, 2011
Views 106130
Buttholes - the final frontier of degrading locations to empty your nutsack upon. But be warned, this is dark territory. To quote the tagline of No Country For Old Men - "there are no clean getaways".
Date November 27th, 2011
Views 85854
I could've titled this '18 Year Old Anorexic Mormon Discovers Her Clitoris For 1st Time!!11" and you wouldn't have suspected shit. That's how stunner this transgendered tart is.
Date November 26th, 2011
Views 89505
The snail trail fermenting in your cotton underwears I can tolerate. Shit, some folks might even find that erotic. But what's not erotic is the menstrual stains encrusted into your... well, you'll see.
Date November 25th, 2011
Views 82660
This is
Hot Kinky Jo once more. It's not exactly groundbreaking for the girl that's had pretty much everything up her ass save for a school bus, but the hole-to-hole acrobatics is worth a watch.
Date November 23rd, 2011
Views 84290
Horse cock? Anal penetration? The majority of you will have already clicked at this point, without even bothering to notice the ballsack dangling between the recipients thighs. You only have yourself to blame.
Date November 22nd, 2011
Views 99471
Deira Hanzawa - 20 y/o, resident of Hawaii, big on white cock, bigger on Arizona Iced Tea. That's 2 years worth of investigative journalism right there. If you know something I dont, hit me up.
Date November 20th, 2011
Views 91338
Actually I lied. She's neither hot nor attempting to improve hygiene. She's Esmeralda, stealer of the Toshiba flatscreen and witchcraft aficionado. Moral of the story: never fuck with a Mexican's Telemundo.
Date November 14th, 2011
Views 104200
Oscar Delamos - loving husband, father of 20, and official badboy of Best Western's security/janitorial department. Dude straight swaps free rooms in exchange for crackwhore pussy.
Date November 9th, 2011
Views 122411
No, not talking about poo. I'm referring to her clam and how it clings on to his juicy penis. Only thing with a tighter grip is Cuba Gooding Jr. after crossing paths with a nickle. It's beautiful.
Date November 9th, 2011
Views 124263
Have you ever seen a woman overdose on jaegerbombs + Vagisil @ the Luxor casino, joyride the elevator to the 245th floor and ultimately stumble upon a private sex party hosted by TV legend John Stamos? Me too.
Date November 8th, 2011
Views 54313
Good call on shaving the pubes bro. It's always nice to see a fellow heterosexual taking pride in his appearance. I'm just curious, exactly how many 50% off McDonald's coupons does a chick like that cost?
Date November 7th, 2011
Views 95943
