Reckless asshole crams every centimeter of his 15 inch megalodon into a Thai hooker that's quite literally a 4th his size. Some call it abuse. Jim Cramer calls it getting your moneysworth.

Date: 04/03/14 | Views: 96644 | Category: Asians

The face of a ladyboy, tummy of Tara Reid, and a rear-end that only a visually impaired African American could love. Okay, that was mean. I do look forward to seeing you in the XXX remake of Elephant Man though.

Date: 06/13/13 | Views: 157782 | Category: Gallery

Fat-girl titties without the fat-girl gut. Not a bad piece of flib flab. Would I date her? No. Do I want to treat her out to an Orange Julius and proceed to nut into her cornhole utopia? Fuck to the Yes.

Date: 06/06/13 | Views: 172648 | Category: GIF

Really not sure who's to blame here. Her silly whoreass for requesting these phenomenally bad tattoos, or the artist that should've had the foresight to realize her twat would soon look like Carl Sagan's The Cosmos.

Date: 06/01/13 | Views: 186107 | Category: Amateur

Drop a 150 pounds, give Jonathan Davis his clothing back and get a best friend that doesn't resemble a neanderthalic, homeless Bette Midler.. and maybe then we can talk 'superiority', you degenerate cocksucker.

Date: 05/29/13 | Views: 109158 | Category: Racism

My gut instinct tells me this is about as probable as a Lou Diamond Phillips film getting theatrical distribution... but I do find her nervous moans and heavy breathing compelling. What do you think?

Date: 05/08/13 | Views: 298515 | Category: Bizarre

This is pretty disturbing, and I don't mean haha-disturbing, like when Amy Winehouse OD'ed on alcohol and died. This woman is frail, malnourished and being forced to do Crossfit at gunpoint. I don't know whether to cringe or nominate her for an AVN award.

Date: 05/08/13 | Views: 445960 | Category: Asians


Date: 05/08/13 | Views: 196723 | Category: Public

Nice tits. Real nice. But when I adjust my head 2 inches North all I see is a Owen Wilson... minus the crooked nose and plus a whole lot of down syndrome. Oversized sunglasses lady, and fast.

Date: 05/08/13 | Views: 232252 | Category: Picture

It's all fun and games until you give a 35 year old Papa John's employee an atomic boner. He was offered a hug, he went for the clit. Some call it sexual assault, I prefer the term '2nd base'.

Date: 05/07/13 | Views: 218724 | Category: Pizza

Antonio, you stupid fuck. There are 2 things you simply don't fuck with in life: 1.) Sean Penn during his menstruation cycle and 2.) Crocodilians. Save the playing-in-the-mud for when you illegally enter the US.

Date: 05/07/13 | Views: 133961 | Category: Animals

and suddenly I'm out of compliments. I do have one question though: your tits look like pantyhose stuffed with two fucked up, magnetically repelled Nerf balls. Protip: I don't actually have any questions.

Date: 03/14/13 | Views: 206572 | Category: Picture

Throat fucking, fish hooking, oxygen depriving, dirty A2M... don't be fooled by the Bilbo Baggins hairdo. This man's a certified destroyer of vagina, and consequently my new idol. Goodbye Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

Date: 03/13/13 | Views: 295113 | Category: Anal

Infuckingcredible. I'd eat the Saag Paneer from her Islamic shithole just to get within reach of those calcium loaded funbags. Actually, I don't think they eat Saag Paneer in the Middle East. Their loss.

Date: 03/11/13 | Views: 239277 | Category: Webcams

Good taste in women (read: victims). Poor taste in beach attire though. Two words: Pacific Sunwear. Join the rest of the evolved population and buy a pair of board shorts, you unfashionable scumbag fuck.

Date: 03/11/13 | Views: 211616 | Category: Public


Date: 03/01/13 | Views: 339615 | Category: Picture

Fisting: a practice generally reserved for aging degenerates that wanna spice up their sex life without having to invite 7 African Americans into their bedroom. The chicks are ALWAYS beat. Here's an exception.

Date: 03/01/13 | Views: 150273 | Category: Fisting

The 90's. An era best defined by shitty music, a philandering president, and the final days of plot-based pornography. Keyword: PLOT. This has one that'd make Michael Bay shit his pants in envy.

Date: 02/21/13 | Views: 165696 | Category: Vintage

Interesting surname. Was it chosen out of love for the search engine... or the busboy at the Panda Express where she clearly binge ate chicken chow mein tridaily? Scroll down, watch last video and you'll understand.

Date: 02/06/13 | Views: 195056 | Category: Fatties

Genius idea, poor execution. People want to see a petite Hispanic with a greasy asshole ride that bike through a swap meet. Not Ned Flanders in Fuckstick, Tennessee. Now apologize to your Walmart denim.

Date: 02/04/13 | Views: 171622 | Category: Public