Botox infested milf toys with her clit till she cums, at which point she miraculously transforms into Michael J Fox. Nope. Those jokes never get old.
Date November 23rd, 2010 Views 92651
After utilizing her middle finger and declaring her beauty, were informed that this video is dedicated to "Papi Hugo". El Faggot is more like it. 2 minutes of trying to be sexy, failing every second of the way.
Date October 20th, 2010 Views 87992
I'm sensing some serious negativtity with the look on this bitch's face. Maybe quitting your online classes at Devry university to become a full time whorebag wasn't all that good of an idea, eh lady?
Date August 19th, 2010 Views 90968
Sex usually comes to an end after the guy blows his load, but not when you're dating this greedy cunt. This poor bastard is forced to finish her off orally, creampie still intact!
Date May 25th, 2010 Views 123669
The first 30 seconds are pretty hot. But then she stops resisting and thus my boner quickly deflated like Pam Anderson tits post Baywatch.
Date October 26th, 2009 Views 112684
Look familiar? Probably cause I already posted it on eFukt awhile back... but this is actually longer (10 minutes) and unedited. More douchebag = more lulz.
Date September 1st, 2009 Views 106261
Is there someone in the background slowly letting air out of a balloon? Skip to the middle and you'll share my curiosity.
Date July 21st, 2009 Views 107747
Oh cool, another way to pleasure a woman. Lemme get my notebook out! Just kidding. Pleasuring women is for pussies. Inducing pain and discomfort is where it's really at.
Date June 16th, 2009 Views 99594
Why the frown Charlie Brown? Lemme guess - you were promised a Tempur-Pedic mattress with that sensational new memory foam, but they cheaped out and got a generic one instead? Yeah... I'd be pissed too.
Date March 31st, 2009 Views 122699
Really bad. I'd be willing to pay $45, plus a third of the traveling expenses. The offer is on the table. You know where to find me.
Date March 31st, 2009 Views 136089
I'm leaning towards plumpy on the left. Brown bag the face and stuff her cornhole like a thanksgiving turkey.
Date March 9th, 2009 Views 104300
Just a mere 30 seconds on the cock and she's already entering full on Michael J. Fox mode. If there was such a thing as a female premature ejaculator, this is it.
Date February 21st, 2009 Views 118442
I've seen another video of this guy in which he made a chick scream so loud you'd think she was getting fucked up the ass with a steak knife. How does he do it? Is his cock serrated or what? See that one HERE.
Date November 17th, 2008 Views 114600
Never have I seen a man, elderly at that, take so much joy in using the phrase "you stinking whore". His behavior is like something out of some poorly scripted porno, but this guy isn't any actor. He genuinely enjoys degrading woman while watching early 90's family films.
Date October 13th, 2008 Views 104719
Bet she has a real hard time washing the skid marks out on that one.
Date September 8th, 2008 Views 98413
I found this on some website that pays $2,000 for homemade porno. I'm kinda bummed... they rejected all 3 of my personal sextapes, citing that my 2 inch penis wouldn't appeal to general audiences. Ouch!
Date August 28th, 2008 Views 110947
A humble request, but I wont make promises I cant keep.
Date August 23rd, 2008 Views 113106
Remember the Goth Orgy video posted on eFukt? The saga continues with that big dick emo kid. Seriously fuck that guy, I wanna cut his dick off and glue it on to mine. Life's not fair.
Date July 26th, 2008 Views 126287
If you're stealth like me, they don't wake up. And in the morning they find a gooey surprise sitting in their pussy. If they ask, just deny it and say it's probably vaginal discharge.
Date May 12th, 2008 Views 118591
This whore thinks it's funny to rub their cocks together, making them feel homosexual and what not. Listen bitch, if you did that to me I'd fucking MDK you right then and there. And if you don't know what an MDK is you need to re-rent Demolition Man. Excellent movie.
Date February 2nd, 2008 Views 102036