Those were his last words before he snapped his neck trying to drink his own nectar.
Date August 15th, 2008 Views 96333
This is Buck Angel. It's actually a woman dressed up as a man, which means you could fuck it and still be considered a heterosexual. So you're not really a faggot if you fap it to this, at least that's what I tell myself.
Date August 12th, 2008 Views 104454
Chop chop my slutty, or you'll end up with rope burn between the legs :P
Date August 11th, 2008 Views 97784
The only time being an acrobat is actually useful in real life is during sex. These are the people who invent new sex moves and shit. Aside from that it's entirely useless.
Date July 24th, 2008 Views 97312
This poor poor girl. If she pukes up everything she eats, then she's probably never felt the wonders of going poop. She must feel so deprived.
Date July 22nd, 2008 Views 102840
Put a penis in it and the conversation will come to a halt.
Date July 7th, 2008 Views 93110
I don't if it's the music or what but that tunnel of love has got my penis all curious. I wanna take a flashlight and have a look-see.
Date June 11th, 2008 Views 97036
This is called "autolingus". There is a fetish for it but not a whole lot of content to back it up. One of these days I hope to change that, with the aid of a video camera and a Russian contortionist.
Date May 16th, 2008 Views 101554
Personally I would've take a shit in her mouth and use her face as toilet paper but hey... that's just me lolz.
Date April 7th, 2008 Views 99600
I wish she compared their vaginas as well. A contest of who has the biggest pussy lips would've been mighty entertaining.
Date April 3rd, 2008 Views 107569
Miscellaneous use for a vagina #84: Storing excessive quantities of sour cream for a later date. Yes people, sour cream.
Date March 28th, 2008 Views 95541
I remember downloading this full video off Kazaa like 7 years ago. First and only girl I've ever seen that actually looked decent with a shaved head.
Date March 26th, 2008 Views 98920
For those who don't like getting poop on their penis when butt fucking a girl, watch this video and you'll learn how to solve the problem.
Date March 24th, 2008 Views 107842
This girl can eat herself out... kinda like a dog. I wanna give her a messy creampie and watch her clean herself with her tongue haha.
Date January 6th, 2008 Views 106610