Pay close attention and you'll notice that that's not jizz being unloaded on to her face. It's lotion. Some dumb fuck standing aside the cameraman is flinging it at her lol. Porno magic baby.
Date May 17th, 2010 Views 89170
When you're starring in a porno called Only Facials 25, it's pretty obvious where you're supposed to blow your load. This dumb fuck didn't get the memo.
Date April 22nd, 2010 Views 122076
A housefly erroneously travels into the gaping ass cave of a 2 bit whore. I've actually seen this happen on more than one occasion. The novelty never fades.
Date April 5th, 2010 Views 112609
She requested that the payload be delivered onto her knockers - an ideal location for a whore that doesn't wanna get any man-sauce in her eyes. Too fuckin bad.
Date March 8th, 2010 Views 119877
So did that parrot from Kellog's Froot Loops take shit in her shampoo or what? The bitch looks like a Puerto Rican tranny on national Gay Day.
Date March 8th, 2010 Views 112340
HAHA fucking pwned. I love how she gets all camera shy after realizing that she's just ingested her own turd residue. Yep, your life is over bitch. Crumble in shame.
Date February 27th, 2010 Views 126202
I wouldn't let that shit slide. Next thing you know she'll be blowing ass as you try to rim her. Not kewl bro.
Date February 25th, 2010 Views 108190
Someone shove a KFC original recipe chicken tender in that bitch's mouth and get back to work.
Date February 10th, 2010 Views 119161
That's what you get for sticking your tongue within striking distance of another mans elephant tusk.
Date February 1st, 2010 Views 133289
She bit off more than she can chew? LOL. There should be a penalty for saying shit that dumb. Someone cock slap the stupid out of her.
Date December 13th, 2009 Views 136815
Skip to the end and up the volume. This silly little cunt gets a deeply unwanted facial. Newsflash bitch: you not liking it is what makes it so fun. lolz.
Date November 7th, 2009 Views 126282
Hey Mikey. I think he likes it!
Date September 16th, 2009 Views 119697
Listen closely for the random soccer mom cunt at the end.
Date August 2nd, 2009 Views 113966
Seriously, every time I see shit like this happen in a porno... my brain automatically cues the theme song from crossfire the board game. It's amazing.
Date July 26th, 2009 Views 101346
Hmmm that's odd. They weren't even having anal sex, yet she had a poo poo accident all the same. That's what I call an unprovoked attack.
Date July 24th, 2009 Views 113125
Personally, I'd retaliate. Something involving poo exiting my asshole and landing in an unfavorable location. Defecate on a man once and he'll never fuck with you again. Take my word for it.
Date July 1st, 2009 Views 113581
It surprisingly doesn't involve any poop. Yeah, I can see the disappointment on your face already. Fret not you shit lover, this outtake will make you LOL all the same.
Date May 25th, 2009 Views 132437
She doesn't seem to realize than when you accept money in exchange for sexual intercourse, you officially become a semen receptacle. You will accept my sloppy goo nuts wherever I may choose to plant em. It's not multiple choice.
Date January 30th, 2009 Views 109561