Black people go buck wild for asses like this. I wonder if that pool of ass juice dripping from her spandex would be much of a deterrent? Probably smells like dog turd baking under the sun.
Date January 5th, 2011 Views 90410
I guess one of the perks of having a 2 inch penis is that you dont even have to take off your pants to beat off. This guy knows whats up.
Date November 26th, 2010 Views 89987
Recently divorced milf feels like doing something wild. How about showing off your withered twat to a crowd full of horny old men? Yeah, that always works. Just be sure to get permission from Officer Jackoff first. haha.
Date October 21st, 2010 Views 58385
This oriental fruitcake heads to the mens bathroom for a round of public handball, attracting the attention of a horny businessman who gets continuously rejected. It's quite the show.
Date July 7th, 2010 Views 68240
Jamal Jr. has an abnormally large penis and an inflated ego to match. He frequents nude beaches sporting a halfy (gotta play it cool) and propositions random women to suck his magic meat wand. Watch him fail.
Date April 30th, 2010 Views 186293
Exhibitionism? or is he just airing out his wifes stank ass pussy? You be the judge!
Date February 1st, 2010 Views 111326
Where I live, this is considered community service.
Date November 2nd, 2009 Views 122150
I remember Blur. They were cool when I was 11, mainly because their hit single was forever immortalized in a Starship Troopers trailer. Kinda surprised to see that they still have heterosexual fans TBH.
Date October 18th, 2009 Views 116829
It's okay. They got a Red Lobster next door where the lobster bisque is excellent and fucking in the bathroom is customary. [watch till the end]
Date September 2nd, 2009 Views 114876
Academically challenged? It's okay. A degree in sucking dick for quarters requires no mathematics. You'll be aight.
Date July 28th, 2009 Views 119015
This is why a carry a bottle of Jergens Ultra Moisturizer in my fanny pack at all times. Ya never know when you just might have an opportunity to have a 'good samaritan' fap session to the sight of Gianna Michaels getting fucked in public.
Date February 4th, 2009 Views 102391
If you're a guy, masturbating in public bathrooms can be a lot of fun. You get the opportunity to mark your territory in more ways than one. Jizz on the toilet seat, piss on the toilet paper and shit on the floor. It's a lot more effective than sharpie markers.
Date December 29th, 2008 Views 126061
A young guy trying to beat off in his car gets harassed by an elderly man seeking a live show. I would've maced the motherfucker and I'm sure you can guess where I would've blown my load!
Date September 17th, 2008 Views 96814
I'm just curious as to where he planned on blowing his load. In his pants? On the rocks? Or in that dudes face to left of him?
Date September 12th, 2008 Views 110757
When you're having sex and you add sand to the equation, it feels like you're fucking a tunnel of sandpaper. The beach is a terrible place to fornicate.
Date September 4th, 2008 Views 100572
Usually when people catch you having sex, you stop and put your clothes back on. But not when you're a gay homosexual. Not even if its a crowd of people who laugh and snap pictures of you. When you're a gay homosexual nothing can get in the way of you and the man sucking your cock.
Date July 28th, 2008 Views 106212
That's a hell of a place to make whoopie. If there was any turbulence you'd end up with shit water all over ya.
Date June 21st, 2008 Views 118840
This dirty old skank must have thought they were filming for the next edition of Girls Gone Wild! Honestly now... who (besides me) would actually want to fuck that hag? Her pussy must smell like rotten Swiss cheese.
Date June 4th, 2008 Views 93095
So that's what a prostitute looks like in Russia? People actually pay to bury their wiener in that pig? No thanks, I'll just stick to jacking off in the mirror.
Date June 3rd, 2008 Views 96264