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I dig the ass, but I think her money would've been better spent on facial reconstruction. She's got that whole chipmunk thing going on.
Date June 9th, 2009
Views 92825 |
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Looks exhilarating but not worth the risk of penile decapitation. That bitch is just aching to clamp down.
Date June 9th, 2009
Views 98411 |
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Never poke anything that's capable of poking back. Standard procedure when engaging in intercourse.
Date June 9th, 2009
Views 96781 |
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Nothing like a little floppy penis to break the ice.
Date June 6th, 2009
Views 96732 |
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My psychic abilities foresee a visit from Social Services in the immediate near future and a healthy term in federal fuck-me-in-the-ass prison for both.
Date June 3rd, 2009
Views 103753 |
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His bitch slapping capabilities are extraordinary. Cue the HEADSHOT sound effect at 15 seconds in.
Date June 3rd, 2009
Views 97265 |
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He couldn't afford his subscription to Adult Friend Finder any longer and then desperation kicked in. I blame it on the economy. More fish fucking HERE.
Date June 3rd, 2009
Views 95341 |
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Damn. I'd say Bruno's gonna have blue balls for at least a week now. Sounds like animal cruelty to me.
Date May 31st, 2009
Views 105836 |
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Hey now. I fully support your unwillingness to fund Al Qaeda via paying that towel head's $10 fare, but don't ever fucking drop the "R" word just to get your way. That shit aint cool bitch.
Date May 27th, 2009
Views 97108 |
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This took place in Stockholm. I remember reading up on the incident extensively as research for my own bum porn project. Most 20 year olds go to college and learn trigonometry. Me - I moved to skidrow and documented hobos smoking meth and performing rimjobs. It was a revolutionary concept at the time.
Date May 27th, 2009
Views 97237 |
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It surprisingly doesn't involve any poop. Yeah, I can see the disappointment on your face already. Fret not you shit lover, this outtake will make you LOL all the same.
Date May 25th, 2009
Views 106552 |
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Hey! I have that EXACT same gun! Walmart - $4.99. Airsoft is the shit.
Date May 25th, 2009
Views 93675 |
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I've been neglecting this site big time. What can I say? Every time I surf the web for good shit to plug I come up empty handed. Truth be told, every site out there basically sucks donkey dick. Click any of todays links for a prime example. Efukt pwns all. Wink wink, wink.
Date May 25th, 2009
Views 92175 |
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Domestic violence that involves women ending up unconscious always makes my penis tingle in the weirdest way. It's the darndest thing.
Date May 21st, 2009
Views 97711 |
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Peanut butter not required.
Date May 20th, 2009
Views 94695 |
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Daddy would not be pleased. She's got a reputation to maintain, clearly.
Date May 16th, 2009
Views 100504 |
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Date May 16th, 2009
Views 95957 |
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Sweet. Finally a way to have sex without the risk of me giving my partner herpes, as I so often do. Oh wait I forgot. That's the fun part. Fuck this shit. lol.
Date May 15th, 2009
Views 92455 |
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Cue the Barbara Streisand hit single 'Send In The Clowns' and engage fap mode. This one will require a lot of Jergens.
Date May 13th, 2009
Views 92266 |
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I think they should take this one step further and have a Derek Vinyard lookalike make a cameo appearance. Glock included. You dig?
Date May 13th, 2009
Views 94490 |
