It's a clitoris. Not a Stretch Armstrong doll. Keep at it and your twats gonna start to look like Joan River's face.
Date December 7th, 2009 Views 103419
His forearm looks an awful lot like a horse's penis. In my village, that is what we refer to as "a blessing in disguise".
Date December 4th, 2009 Views 115558
Dumbshit kid semi-accidentally stumbles upon his dad (Don Vito/Santa) getting his dick sucked for the first in over a decade. Fuckin cockblocker.
Date November 29th, 2009 Views 113869
Must feel great to get your dick sucked by Bernie Mac's twin brother. Eh. That was kinda mean. Bernie Mac isn't nearly as ugly as this bitch.
Date November 26th, 2009 Views 100106
Target acquired. Preparing for penetrative sequence and insemination. Plz Standby.
Date November 22nd, 2009 Views 112861
Ah yes... Wrong Turn 3: The Collectors Edition. Seeing Quasimoto shoot that naked bitch in the titties was worth the $0.99 rental fee alone.
Date November 20th, 2009 Views 103085
Full time whore. Anyone else sensing a wee bit of an occupational conflict?
Date November 19th, 2009 Views 123558
I'm gonna go ahead and file this under 'incest'. Filming momma make a #2 is flat out fuckin wrong. Unless your mother happens to be that zesty little slut from Veronica Mars. By all means, record everything.
Date November 16th, 2009 Views 102803
and THAT my friends is the human body's natural defense against potential sexual predators. Who the fuck needs mace when you can just shit your pants.
Date November 9th, 2009 Views 127944
Oh hai guyz, pardon me while I defecate on your face. The womenz restroom was outta order. lolz.
Date November 7th, 2009 Views 109268
Skip to the end and up the volume. This silly little cunt gets a deeply unwanted facial. Newsflash bitch: you not liking it is what makes it so fun. lolz.
Date November 7th, 2009 Views 122600
well... that's one way of killing time in Math class. Personally I preferred shooting spitballs on to the titties of an Arabic cunt that sat across from me. Been fine tuning my sexual harassment skills for some time now.
Date November 6th, 2009 Views 129594
Where I live, this is considered community service.
Date November 2nd, 2009 Views 122151
The first 30 seconds are pretty hot. But then she stops resisting and thus my boner quickly deflated like Pam Anderson tits post Baywatch.
Date October 26th, 2009 Views 112150
She voluntarily renders herself unconscious with a $3.00 liter of Vodka. Thanks lady... you just saved us a whole packet of Rohypnol!
Date October 26th, 2009 Views 115135
Slobbin on the knob like corn on the cob!
Date October 26th, 2009 Views 95465
That's what you get for leaving your ass bare. Next time wear skorts, bitch. [watch till the end]
Date October 20th, 2009 Views 106433