This will probably upset you. Please, cleanse your eyes. I insist.
Date October 20th, 2009 Views 106363
I remember Blur. They were cool when I was 11, mainly because their hit single was forever immortalized in a Starship Troopers trailer. Kinda surprised to see that they still have heterosexual fans TBH.
Date October 18th, 2009 Views 116829
I'm amazed by the lack of damage done to her hershey highway. Last time I took a shit that big my asshole looked like Amy Winehouse.
Date October 17th, 2009 Views 98619
Dude behind the camera kinda sounded like Gerard Butler. I'll be forwarding this to the proper authorities. That's what you get for making a movie called P.S. I Love You.
Date October 8th, 2009 Views 129773
Way to turn a horrible defect into a pleasurable sex toy. Now all you need is "The Fudge Packer" tattooed on your left ankle, or what's left of it. More amputee awesomeness HERE.
Date October 6th, 2009 Views 104679
Imagine all the noses he could break with that thing. I'm jealous.
Date October 2nd, 2009 Views 127917
She declares that she's "technically" still a virgin. What does that even mean? Technically? The only way her hymen could be still intact at age 56 is if she's married to Herbert. Not quite big enough to pop the cherry.
Date October 1st, 2009 Views 97213
Pffft... ditch the padded bra. The flat-chested, prepubescent look fits you just fine.
Date September 29th, 2009 Views 124834
Hey Mikey. I think he likes it!
Date September 16th, 2009 Views 116137
This might look familiar. I posted a portion of it on eFukt awhile back. This is the whole thing though and it's funny as fuck.
Date September 16th, 2009 Views 124067
Fuck. That's enough man sauce to feed an entire Ethiopian village. Mufasa come quick! The Americans have brought us tapioca pudding!
Date September 13th, 2009 Views 131583
That guy's a douche bag. Any girl who pisses herself on public television is a fucking keeper.
Date September 9th, 2009 Views 106367
Walmart: a store where even white supremacists and African Americans can set aside their differences in the name of bargain prices.
Date September 4th, 2009 Views 111134
Gnome Fucks Acne Boy: Volume 1. I'd netflix it.
Date September 2nd, 2009 Views 106579
His genitalia sure does fit perfectly into my stereotype of middle eastern men. Allah Akbar to you my friend.
Date September 2nd, 2009 Views 108128
It's okay. They got a Red Lobster next door where the lobster bisque is excellent and fucking in the bathroom is customary. [watch till the end]
Date September 2nd, 2009 Views 114876
Look familiar? Probably cause I already posted it on eFukt awhile back... but this is actually longer (10 minutes) and unedited. More douchebag = more lulz.
Date September 1st, 2009 Views 105743