Alcohol - the quickest way to turn a heterosexual woman into a raging bulldyke.
Date August 29th, 2009 Views 138271
Bette Midler here thought a glass table could sustain her weight. Needless to say she calculated wrong. But what's really funny are her departing words - "it went into my...". She's referring to the glass she just shattered. You fill in the blank.
Date August 27th, 2009 Views 105623
Rohypnol. 9 out of 10 date rapists recommend it.
Date August 26th, 2009 Views 133074
Second greatest teacher in the world, right after Debra Lafave.
Date August 25th, 2009 Views 97561
If he's at all the same nationality as herself, what the fuck does she expect. Be happy with your 3 inch bell pepper and STFU.
Date August 20th, 2009 Views 110555
Can't blame em. Have you seen the women over there? I'd rather stick my dick in a gopher hole before hooking up with one of the natives.
Date August 19th, 2009 Views 104214
$6 an hour. It's the bargain of a century.
Date August 17th, 2009 Views 127141
This show would be so much better if they just said fuck TV and went XXX. Surely I'm not the only one that wants to see Meg get ass fucked by the pet dog that always makes witty remarks.
Date August 16th, 2009 Views 107028
Black dude at the end has a bright future in sales. Very very bright.
Date August 16th, 2009 Views 101698
Why is this bitch no dead yet. She's like 117 and is the size of elephant.
Date August 16th, 2009 Views 96624
I suppose age is of no importance when it comes to female ejaculation, but still... she's young enough to be my daughter. Faptastic.
Date August 13th, 2009 Views 134411
When you flash your tits in Africa, you don't get beads. Just AIDS.
Date August 12th, 2009 Views 121268
No, wearing an additional pair of underwear is not an adequate substitute for a condom.
Date August 10th, 2009 Views 102188
These are the "before" shots. I'd rather see the "after" ones where they're still trying to figure out whose basement they're in and why there's dried up cum in their hair.
Date August 10th, 2009 Views 110873
Insert a "HUMILIATING DEFEAT" sound bite at the 33 second mark and this clip would be golden.
Date August 10th, 2009 Views 124884
Nice facial expression. Either KFC just declared bankruptcy or he's ejaculating. What do you think?
Date August 4th, 2009 Views 107606
And considerably cheaper. It's a win-win situation... until you contract chlamydia and unwittingly pass it on to your beloved wife. That tends to taint the experience a little bit.
Date August 4th, 2009 Views 125161
I'm afraid anything less than 16 inches is inadequate in this day and time. This is an occupation best left to the horse cock niggas.
Date August 3rd, 2009 Views 104865
RAP, not RAPE. You probably assumed I just made a typo and clicked without hesitation. Don't feel bad. It's an understandable mistake. After all, the words "Russia" and "rape" go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Date August 2nd, 2009 Views 101913