Listen closely for the random soccer mom cunt at the end.
Date August 2nd, 2009 Views 110346
They put these pics up on their profiles cause they think it's cute and funny. Little do they know, it's the official jackoff material of balding 50 year olds around the world.
Date August 1st, 2009 Views 114373
Let's see what we have here... rape, murder, scat play, golden showers... basically everything that could make a cartoon worth watching.
Date July 28th, 2009 Views 101889
I have that exact same tattoo, minus the LOL's. Don't act so surprised.
Date July 28th, 2009 Views 93984
Just pretend his penis is a twinkie and that's the cream filling. You'll be in hog heaven, ya fat bitch.
Date July 28th, 2009 Views 103732
Academically challenged? It's okay. A degree in sucking dick for quarters requires no mathematics. You'll be aight.
Date July 28th, 2009 Views 119015
Seriously, every time I see shit like this happen in a porno... my brain automatically cues the theme song from crossfire the board game. It's amazing.
Date July 26th, 2009 Views 99754
Well thank god for the Spanish subtitles. Wouldn't want any of my loyal Hispanic followers to miss out on this one!
Date July 26th, 2009 Views 109456
Hmmm that's odd. They weren't even having anal sex, yet she had a poo poo accident all the same. That's what I call an unprovoked attack.
Date July 24th, 2009 Views 110743
No water purifier? What the fuck kind of beverage is this.
Date July 23rd, 2009 Views 100772
This is the full, original version of a parody that I posted on eFukt about a year ago. I received over a hundred emails from people looking for the full video... and now here it is. Feel free to thank me by dedicating your next fap session to yours truly.
Date July 21st, 2009 Views 111113
Is there someone in the background slowly letting air out of a balloon? Skip to the middle and you'll share my curiosity.
Date July 21st, 2009 Views 107398
Nice tits. Not too sure about the interior decorating though. These things matter.
Date July 18th, 2009 Views 110230
Have you no decency? You're supposed to wait till marriage to fuck your sister, you stupid son of a bitch.
Date July 15th, 2009 Views 106548
Jesus... and I thought my premature ejaculation problem was bad! LOL. Full story HERE.
Date July 14th, 2009 Views 160963
American society says it's never okay for a man to hit a woman. Unfortunately for this bitch, he's Mexican. LOL.
Date July 13th, 2009 Views 113435
Simply apply peanut butter in all desirable regions and let Milo take care of the rest!
Date July 7th, 2009 Views 99292
Personally, I prefer masturbating to the original. Not a fan of these pornographic remakes.
Date July 5th, 2009 Views 97004
Date July 5th, 2009 Views 97942
Date rape? Let the color of his skin guide you to your own conclusions.
Date July 5th, 2009 Views 129844