Hey now. I fully support your unwillingness to fund Al Qaeda via paying that towel head's $10 fare, but don't ever fucking drop the "R" word just to get your way. That shit aint cool bitch.
Date May 27th, 2009 Views 109057
This took place in Stockholm. I remember reading up on the incident extensively as research for my own bum porn project. Most 20 year olds go to college and learn trigonometry. Me - I moved to skidrow and documented hobos smoking meth and performing rimjobs. It was a revolutionary concept at the time.
Date May 27th, 2009 Views 110539
It surprisingly doesn't involve any poop. Yeah, I can see the disappointment on your face already. Fret not you shit lover, this outtake will make you LOL all the same.
Date May 25th, 2009 Views 127557
Domestic violence that involves women ending up unconscious always makes my penis tingle in the weirdest way. It's the darndest thing.
Date May 21st, 2009 Views 111824
Peanut butter not required.
Date May 20th, 2009 Views 102856
Daddy would not be pleased. She's got a reputation to maintain, clearly.
Date May 16th, 2009 Views 119362
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Date May 16th, 2009 Views 105588
I think they should take this one step further and have a Derek Vinyard lookalike make a cameo appearance. Glock included. You dig?
Date May 13th, 2009 Views 102587
Hey. Her vagina being deplugged makes the same sound effect as when I defecate. That's pretty hot.
Date May 11th, 2009 Views 107005
If I tried that on a girl, I'm pretty sure I'd break her back... which is why I'm definitely doing it.
Date May 11th, 2009 Views 97070
If you haven't yet already seen these, then you either A.) live under a rock or B.) genuinely don't give a fuck about stupid talentless nigger celebrities. Can you guess which category I fall under?
Date May 11th, 2009 Views 122411
That cop deserves some serious disciplinary action. Preferably something that involves him getting pooed on.
Date May 10th, 2009 Views 95379
Well I'll be god damned. Estonian isn't such an ugly language after all! The women on the other hand... :P
Date May 9th, 2009 Views 107345
What the fuck is that? Looks like a cross between the top of a pineapple and the mouth of Predator. Definitely not suitable for my pecker.
Date May 4th, 2009 Views 97309
Yeah. I've definitely never made a girl do that. God damn my 3.7 inches of inadequacy.
Date May 1st, 2009 Views 110916
On the plus side, I'm pretty sure ass 2 mouth is still on the menu. That's all that matters, right?
Date May 1st, 2009 Views 109770
Jeepers! That doesn't look too pleasurable!
Date April 29th, 2009 Views 142079
I remember this. It was the first thing to ever be downloaded on my AOL pay-per-minute 56k connection, directly followed by low-res scat pics. 1999 was a good year.
Date April 27th, 2009 Views 102464
So proud that he refuses to put back on his clothes, even after being confronted by a trio of police officers. Guess what happens next. This is pure win!
Date April 26th, 2009 Views 95030