Definitely a boner killer... for the pig that is. My cock remained moderately hard through out.
Date April 24th, 2009 Views 99167
That's one battle I'd rather fight alone.
Date April 23rd, 2009 Views 101623
Insert "now you're a man!" song here.
Date April 23rd, 2009 Views 123097
Hot shit. I posted an
outtake from this video on eFukt like 3 years ago. I always wondered what porno it was from. Must've fapped to it 150+ times by now. There's just something about them tears of anal misery.... always gives me a boner-gone-wild.
Date April 23rd, 2009 Views 121493
I would've decapitated the motherfucker, for real. Taking a fatty's Nutter Butter bar is a cardinal sin, worse than rape.
Date April 18th, 2009 Views 94575
Congrats. You're still a faggot though, lol.
Date April 14th, 2009 Views 100729
Drop by Arbys and order the Beef N' Cheddar. Proceed by removing the premium roast beef and passing it through your paper shredder. Retrieve all remnants and carefully mold em together. Bingo! You now have a 1:1 replica of this woman's vagina. Class dismissed.
Date April 12th, 2009 Views 98687
Really brings out the red in your lower intestine. Not too sure about the shaved head though. Girls always seem to find that look kinda intimidating. Best to just grow it out.
Date April 10th, 2009 Views 97089
Now it's legs are broken... good job fatty! You just destroyed Hashmir's only form of transportation, which also just happened to be his sole remaining sexual partner. Errr scratch that - forgot about his daughter.
Date April 10th, 2009 Views 94979
Back to the gym Bishnu. You'll never win your arm wrestling contest with biceps like that.
Date April 8th, 2009 Views 104987
Cute, but I think it's best I stick with the Listerine though. Pussy juice wouldn't do much for my gingivitis.
Date April 8th, 2009 Views 107774
That's about as bad as eating your own shit... except eating your own shit doesn't make you gay. Scat for the win.
Date April 1st, 2009 Views 103805
Why the frown Charlie Brown? Lemme guess - you were promised a Tempur-Pedic mattress with that sensational new memory foam, but they cheaped out and got a generic one instead? Yeah... I'd be pissed too.
Date March 31st, 2009 Views 121913
Really bad. I'd be willing to pay $45, plus a third of the traveling expenses. The offer is on the table. You know where to find me.
Date March 31st, 2009 Views 134784
Average penis size of an Asian male = 2.7 inches. Some things are better left unseen.
Date March 30th, 2009 Views 98046
Little boys and astronomy. The two have more in common than one would think.
Date March 28th, 2009 Views 95651
I take great comfort in knowing that I'm not the only one out there with a tootsie roll for a cock. Fuck yes.
Date March 27th, 2009 Views 105878
If sex was a video game, black people would be banned for using hax.
Date March 27th, 2009 Views 120015