Been there, done that. It's only fun if you're morbidly obese like this sack of shit here. The added weight heightens the experience. Trust me.
Date March 26th, 2009 Views 103993
Hands down the greatest line ever uttered in an adult film. Second place goes to "suck me better or I'll pour drano down your cunt" lololol.
Date March 26th, 2009 Views 111674
No muzzle flashes. No screaming for help. No exhibition of pain. And the gun shots sound more like paintball guns. I'm calling bullshit.
Date March 23rd, 2009 Views 100210
Black on black crime. It never gets old.
Date March 19th, 2009 Views 100145
Girls are actually more likely to do anal when they're on the rag. Next time you discover a snatch patch between your girlfriends legs - smile.
Date March 19th, 2009 Views 105011
There's a huge fetish for ugly chicks. No joke. This snaggle-toothed wonder woman could make millions.
Date March 17th, 2009 Views 103114
I'm leaning towards plumpy on the left. Brown bag the face and stuff her cornhole like a thanksgiving turkey.
Date March 9th, 2009 Views 103983
No toilet paper? No problem. Sit on my face. We'll have you cleaned up in a jiffy.
Date March 3rd, 2009 Views 116986
I'm having a hard time distinguishing his cock from his ball sack. The whole package just looks like a shriveled up potato.
Date March 1st, 2009 Views 94872
They always let the fatties fall to their deaths. But if it's got tits and a slim figure, Jesus Christ himself will intervene.
Date February 28th, 2009 Views 100391
Hiding in the womens bathroom, frightening hot chicks just as they're about to defecate, making it on to national television. I think I'm about ready for that career change. Japan, hit me up!
Date February 25th, 2009 Views 106586
The N-Bomb has been decommissioned, with the word 'president' taking up it's place. I seriously thought this was a joke at first. I mean it's a nice effort and all but come on..... it just doesn't have the same ring to it people.
Date February 24th, 2009 Views 94351
Was he intentionally making those monkey sounds or was that just coincidence? Eitherway, good work my Aryan brother! Now for the sake of variety, throw some #2 in there.
Date February 24th, 2009 Views 103214
Just a mere 30 seconds on the cock and she's already entering full on Michael J. Fox mode. If there was such a thing as a female premature ejaculator, this is it.
Date February 21st, 2009 Views 117760
Nice. Now they're gonna die some ridiculously slow horrible death. More rednecks showing off their shootin skills HERE
Date February 21st, 2009 Views 99121
Daddy school starts soon. Where's my lucky pencil? Haha eat lead motherfucker.
Date February 18th, 2009 Views 93143
Little hooker slut with a surprisingly tight cornhole gets hollowed out despite her dismay. Keep digging Ernesto, there's a Chalupa in there somewhere.
Date February 17th, 2009 Views 115924
That device and it's creator must be destroyed. Weapons of mass anal destruction are a threat to us all. Do something god damn you.
Date February 11th, 2009 Views 101907