"She was allegedly told she would win a holiday for taking part in the sick game but the "prize" later turned out to be a $5 drink with the same name.". Read the news story HERE!

Date: 07/04/14 | Views: 316298 | Category: Public

Don't let his above-average penis size and Jonathan Taylor Thomas moptop fool you. Even cool kids make mistakes in the eternal quest for female jism. She lets him off easy with a warning. and an STD.

Date: 07/03/14 | Views: 212022 | Category: Premature

I've seen some pretty abhorrent shit in my time. Taliban donkey porn, sexually suggestive photos of Carrot Top, 2010's After Earth. But this? This made me fucking gag like a 400lb Latino in a Vegan cafe.

Date: 07/02/14 | Views: 193029 | Category: GIF

Not since ejaculating to Nicolas Cage's death scene in The Wicker Man have I felt this much remorse. They throatfuck her to tears and Hulk Smash her pussy like it's WWF pay-per-view. sadface.jpg [full vid here]

Date: 07/01/14 | Views: 393405 | Category: Quitters


Date: 06/30/14 | Views: 228996 | Category: Public

She's legally a midget (4'9) and she has the eyebrows of a Sharpie-wielding Mexican, but she's actually pretty cute. I'd totally White Knight her w/ a trip to Legoland and then let her blow me on her Powerwheels Lambo.

Date: 06/26/14 | Views: 370457 | Category: Midgets

To the fatfuck in the XXL heathered sweatshorts that voluntarily GTFO'ed, presumably to masturbate furiously in the men's restroom, I applaud you. Had you not, this video would've been 68 seconds of Barney Gumble ass.

Date: 06/25/14 | Views: 164530 | Category: Voyeur

3 minute compilation of various women exposing themselves to a grab-bag of minimum wage mopes, featuring more acts of human desperation than Pauly Shore's twitter feed on a Saturday night.

Date: 06/24/14 | Views: 204319 | Category: Pizza

You see that face? I know that face. It's the "fuck, i shouldn't have quit Dairy Queen" face. Yeah, no shit lady. A.) Oreo Blizzards are delicious. B.) your colon wouldn't have turned into Lex Luthor's Drop of Doom.

Date: 06/23/14 | Views: 267658 | Category: Webcams

At first I was like "wow, she's unconscious, she's totally gonna get raped". I was actually worried, up until the camerabro did me the disservice of zooming in on her genitals. 6 words: protective layer of atomic wet-fart.

Date: 06/22/14 | Views: 220080 | Category: Drunk

This is 7 years in the life of "Kim Kaoz" - a Tijuana tranny born with manorexia, an unwanted penis, and a haircut fit for Cannibal Holocaust II. This is her journey. Her quest. For inner happiness and outer awesome tits.

Date: 06/20/14 | Views: 247491 | Category: Gallery

2005 -a forgotten era when McNuggets could be had for a buck & the director of The Matrix still had a penis. It's also the year that Amazon.com began selling dildos, so why the fuck is she riding a Conair Blowmaster 10?

Date: 06/18/14 | Views: 173825 | Category: Objects

Holy fucking Mr. Bean. Not even a South Korean plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Stallion from her face. Decent body though. I dub you "Fugliest Ho That I'd Still Go Down On". Run with that.

Date: 06/17/14 | Views: 287042 | Category: Anal

No sound, but it's okay. Her frantic T-1000 sprint for cover says it all: my dad just saw my vagina! my dad just saw my vagina! FUCK... FONT DOOR IS LOCKED! my dad just saw my vagina! Classic.

Date: 06/16/14 | Views: 244125 | Category: Busted!

She honestly seems like a nice girl. The type that'd cook you artisanal spaghettios on your 1st date, or volunteer a blowjob when your Instagram photos get 0 likes. I want that. I really do. But 1.13 mark.. dear god.

Date: 06/12/14 | Views: 285860 | Category: Anal

She's 6 months preggo and has an ass-2-waist ratio that'd make Kim Kardashian soil her Gucci g-string in jealousy. She's also in need of an orgasm. Badly. Skip to the .40 mark for sexual failure at it's finest.

Date: 06/10/14 | Views: 359088 | Category: Premature

Teen suffering from Arby's of the puss-puss seeks out the finest medical advice zero dollars can afford: a TV studio that'll pay for a vagi-makeover in exchange for the right to televise your humiliation. SCORE.

Date: 06/09/14 | Views: 242080 | Category: TV

To my ever growing .04% female viewership: put on your monocle and pay the fuck attention. This is what a REAL woman looks like. Cock-crazy, high on life, sub-100 pounds and master of Crest Whitestrips.

Date: 06/07/14 | Views: 257894 | Category: Asians

LIFE LESSON #517: if your name ends in Ching, Chang or Chong - keep your snatch in your skorts and stay the fuck off blackplanet.com. Snapchat friends are temporary. A war-torn anus is forever.

Date: 06/05/14 | Views: 369038 | Category: Anal

Julie Knight has an extended FML moment after realizing ATM is kinda/sorta "fucking disgusting". Fortunately she's pro at handling her feelings like an adult. And by "adult" I mean raging cunt. Famous last words @ 1.35.

Date: 06/04/14 | Views: 246125 | Category: Quitters