Why couldn't I of had this teacher? All my teachers looked like lord of the rings characters and they all sucked... metaphorically. This teacher sucked literally and was totes bangable. WHY NOT ME?!

Date: 08/05/14 | Views: 276200 | Category: News

I am so glad this adorable 85 pound teenager dressed like the cast of "Cruel Intentions" and decided to give pornography a shot. I'm happy for my penis and she's happy because this is still better than living in Kentucky.

Date: 08/04/14 | Views: 347044 | Category: Teen

This woman's vagina suffers more misuse than an EBT card in the hands of an African American at Pechanga Casino. But it's her fucking windpipe that truly gets the smackdown. Additional WTF's @ 24.40 and 38.48.

Date: 08/01/14 | Views: 209080 | Category: WTF

This is internet-famous CumSlutStella. I'm admittedly a little late on this one (READ: this girl now works as a full-blown pornstar). None the less... 7:45 mark: "i want you to make me cry"". Bitch is cray.

Date: 07/29/14 | Views: 303121 | Category: Amateur

The egomaniac in gold is Bridgette B. Apparently she's Spanish, originally from Barcelona (an exceptional breed of Gardener). Ironically one of her zingers is "i'll have you deported". lol. Dumb bitch is dumb.

Date: 07/28/14 | Views: 158441 | Category: Fights

Nevermind the fact that she sounds like MADtv's Stuart being clubbed to death with a Louisville Slugger. I wanna know what's up with the suspicious fade-outs at 5.35 and 6.20? She looks pissed! #CrankThatSafeword

Date: 07/26/14 | Views: 195771 | Category: WTF

This is the infamous, one & only video of Megan Madsen - a privileged LAFS film student that bafflingly decided to do a single porn, "for fun", only to end up having the most unforgettable fuck of her life.

Date: 07/24/14 | Views: 268338 | Category: Big Dicks

He has the genitalia of an alpha saddle mule, and in the world of interracial hanky panky, "gentle" is not a fucking option. Sure enough, her uterus learn the hard way - never fuck a black man from Barnes & Noble.

Date: 07/22/14 | Views: 333126 | Category: GIF

She's got pussy lips like the ears of an aged Cocker Spaniel. Her sister calls it "hanging ham", I call it triple digit sexual partners. Either way, today it's going bye-bye, Texas Chainsaw Massacre style.

Date: 07/21/14 | Views: 211728 | Category: TV

Look familiar? This is the iron-willed Russian that said "no" to anal 74 times in eFukt's Passion of the Painal comp. Well, apparently she shot a follow-up scene. One with a lot less "no" and a lot more "OOOOOOUCH"!

Date: 07/20/14 | Views: 230608 | Category: Anal

It's the same shit every time. Your side piece finally agrees to do anal, but "only if I git drunk first". Listen up you cockamamie hoe. Bacardi Breezers + buttlove don't mix. This bitch didn't even make it past the door.

Date: 07/17/14 | Views: 249093 | Category: Drunk

A beautiful face can redeem just about anything - bad breath, small tits, crooked teeth, type 2 genital herpes. But THIS chick.... she's got a booty like Conan the Barbarian and I don't know whether to run or rim.

Date: 07/16/14 | Views: 237320 | Category: Gallery

Handjob porn - it's about as exciting as an audio transcript of Roger Ebert customizing a Subway sandwich. But throw in some incestuous undertones and credible acting and shit becomes buenos fappos!

Date: 07/15/14 | Views: 236458 | Category: Incest

Anyone know her name? or if she's ever done any other porn videos? preferably ones without an introverted cameraman whose idea of 'sexy talk' is whispering "can you stink up a bathroom?". EDIT: found one!

Date: 07/14/14 | Views: 281658 | Category: Poo Poo

He watches his own daughter's porn films, but it's okay guys. The daughter sums it up best: "my daddy has a really big penis, and if he got turned on by my movies, I would know. Trust me". Excellent benchmark, m'lady.

Date: 07/11/14 | Views: 165290 | Category: Incest

She's the Napoleon Dynamite of camwhores (read: divine perfection). She honestly doesn't even need to show skin. Watching here geek out to the smell of her own pussy was enough to soggy my pantalones.

Date: 07/10/14 | Views: 199687 | Category: Webcams

He looks like the kinda guy that works retail at Lady Footlocker and has a porn stash comprised of PS4 unboxing videos, but I really can't hate. He fucks women. I fuck mayonnaise jars.

Date: 07/08/14 | Views: 189931 | Category: Busted!

Okay she's no Ellen Page, but what she lacks in fame & forehead, she makes up for in... well, actually nothing. This girl is literally fucking useless. She kills the scene at the 5.05 mark and I have zero idea why.

Date: 07/07/14 | Views: 250627 | Category: Quitters

"She was allegedly told she would win a holiday for taking part in the sick game but the "prize" later turned out to be a $5 drink with the same name.". Read the news story HERE!

Date: 07/04/14 | Views: 334995 | Category: Public

Don't let his above-average penis size and Jonathan Taylor Thomas moptop fool you. Even cool kids make mistakes in the eternal quest for female jism. She lets him off easy with a warning. and an STD.

Date: 07/03/14 | Views: 221798 | Category: Premature