Mega milf makes her man blow his nut-butter faster than Richard Gere in an unsupervised petting zoo, all by simply straddling his Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage with her fat lips. Strangely hot. More here.

Date: 05/21/14 | Views: 230645 | Category: Premature

Community college bro gets a pass on rent in exchange for clearing out the cobwebs from his landlady's moldy minge, complete with painfully awkward small talk and BangBus-worthy fuck positions. MORE: 1 2 3 4.

Date: 05/19/14 | Views: 407632 | Category: MILF

Deadbeat mom zones out the screams of her special-needs son so that she can focus on far more important matters, I.E. giving some random a handjob (and a dismal one at that). Mediocre parent, mediocre slut.

Date: 05/17/14 | Views: 214485 | Category: Parents

Scheming skank puts the heterosexuality of Miami Beach to the ultimate test, with a novel game of Would You Still Fuck Me Even If I Had Testicles. I vote sequel. One where you shut-up and get naked. Yeah? Yeah.

Date: 05/15/14 | Views: 271732 | Category: LMAO

Overly curious youtuber abandons her default bate material (justin_bieber_urinating_into_bucket.avi) in search of some real porn. And by "real porn" I mean zootube365.com. #wifeymaterial

Date: 05/15/14 | Views: 225865 | Category: LMAO

Self proclaimed "BBW whisperer" & "pimp of the parking lot", Mario from da Barrio goes to pound-town on a token fatty, as her 2 best friends supervise and provide invaluable advice like "choke her but don't kill her".

Date: 05/13/14 | Views: 198523 | Category: Public

2 A.M. booty call goes from sensuous to fuck my life as DeAndre DeDouche repeatedly slides his butterfinger into no-mans-land: her acne-ridden, possibly-virgin asshole. She cries. He laughs. I bookmark.

Date: 05/13/14 | Views: 246891 | Category: Assholes

Fresh out of highschool and new to the slut scene, this little brat whines herself straight into unemployment after deciding she cant/wont do BJ's. No worries you beautiful bitch, I gotcha covered: careers.walmart.com

Date: 05/12/14 | Views: 122067 | Category: Quitters

Skip to the end. The part where he goes all Golden Retriever on her zombie crotch. If those lesions don't scream "i've had sexual relations with dogs, donkeys and/or John McAfee", I really don't know what does.

Date: 05/10/14 | Views: 264580 | Category: WTF

This is Luna Grey. She's hot. and expensive. One-time Snapchat? $30. Meet n' greet @ Applebees? $5000. Draining your Mrs. Buttersworth to a vid of her sexing some ceramic tile? That one's free. You're welcome.

Date: 05/08/14 | Views: 239390 | Category: Webcams

I like how camwhoring has rapidly evolved from basic flirting/flashing into a cutthroat industry of who can fit a Mini Cooper inside their vagina first. This isn't porn. This is advance preparation for childbirth. 10/10.

Date: 05/07/14 | Views: 147375 | Category: GIF

Don't be deceived by the "i collect exotic cheese & am saving my no-no spot for Captain Picard" appearance. She may be of Canuck blood, but this is no sex noob. Check for 100% unphased, care-free sodomy at 38.00

Date: 05/06/14 | Views: 199573 | Category: Anal

Her pussy is perma-gaped and that b-hole contains more roids than Sylvester Stallone's medicine cabinet, but when she starts cumming @ the 1.47 mark, her genitals do the Macarena and it's fucking beautiful.

Date: 05/05/14 | Views: 157479 | Category: Contractions

Alpha bro makes like a homoerotic Pinocchio & straps a plastic penis to his head before hitting the stage. This is his chance to show all those faggots in the audience how a real man pleasures a girl. PROTIP: it's not a girl.

Date: 05/05/14 | Views: 76852 | Category: LMAO

Much like Adele after mistakenly ingesting a reduced fat potato chip, you can quite literally see fear in this girl's eyes. Emphasis @ 10.40 mark with the commencement of non-lubricated, deer-in-headlights anal. More HERE.

Date: 05/02/14 | Views: 406524 | Category: Anal

She's built like Despicable Me, and dude's shorter than the closet twink from Hunger Games. It's a sexual miscombination, and it's one that goes from moderately bad to fucking ewwwww! very quickly. (1 min. mark)

Date: 05/01/14 | Views: 265649 | Category: Public

This girl has really nice boobs. So nice that the internet collectively declared them IRL photoshopped. Enter Dr. Curry Cock, groper of young women + sole proprietor of Natties-or-Not LLC. This is his quest for truth.

Date: 04/30/14 | Views: 198174 | Category: TV

Not since the porno renaissance of the 1980's have I seen an incest vid with such curiously high production value. I dig this. A lot. It has integrity. You know who doesn't have integrity? THIS GUY. Kill him, fap to this.

Date: 04/29/14 | Views: 323176 | Category: Incest

You know that thin piece of skin that separates the inside of a vagina from the dookie dungeon? Well, Captain Stabbin here just accidentally thrusted his flesh sword straight fucking through it. #diapers4life

Date: 04/28/14 | Views: 271590 | Category: GIF

Meet Esmeralda, devoted mother of 20 and "yolo" aficionado. She's not the type to shy away from one night stands or secondhand underwear, but today that carefree philosophy is about to get Scott Peterson'ed.

Date: 04/26/14 | Views: 184451 | Category: Amateur