An evening of Skinnygirl Margaritas and unadulterated boycock instantly turns into an episode of Intervention when her cunty daughter shows up, armed with a cup of water, harsh language and a potato-grade camera.

Date: 05/26/14 | Views: 240777 | Category: Parents

Stunning teen ends her life w/ a 12 gauge just weeks after doing her first/last porno. Apparently some slut-shaming faggots pushed her over the edge via Twitter trolling. SEE THE PORN VID HERE. For Science.

Date: 05/25/14 | Views: 248028 | Category: News

Sociopath games a soft 6 with a night of miniature golf & Olive Garden, only to slip 27,000 mg's of Ex-Lax into her coveted Tour of Italy. The end result? A record defining, first ever "Auto-Spacedock".

Date: 05/23/14 | Views: 229996 | Category: Anal

Manwhore of the millennium proudly struts his self-described "distended horse cunt", an unfortunately accurate title for what's probably the most WTF-inducing video you'll see all day. Or not.

Date: 05/21/14 | Views: 215869 | Category: WTF

Mega milf makes her man blow his nut-butter faster than Richard Gere in an unsupervised petting zoo, all by simply straddling his Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage with her fat lips. Strangely hot. More here.

Date: 05/21/14 | Views: 235966 | Category: Premature

Community college bro gets a pass on rent in exchange for clearing out the cobwebs from his landlady's moldy minge, complete with painfully awkward small talk and BangBus-worthy fuck positions. MORE: 1 2 3 4.

Date: 05/19/14 | Views: 414379 | Category: MILF

Deadbeat mom zones out the screams of her special-needs son so that she can focus on far more important matters, I.E. giving some random a handjob (and a dismal one at that). Mediocre parent, mediocre slut.

Date: 05/17/14 | Views: 217839 | Category: Parents

Scheming skank puts the heterosexuality of Miami Beach to the ultimate test, with a novel game of Would You Still Fuck Me Even If I Had Testicles. I vote sequel. One where you shut-up and get naked. Yeah? Yeah.

Date: 05/15/14 | Views: 276137 | Category: LMAO

Overly curious youtuber abandons her default bate material (justin_bieber_urinating_into_bucket.avi) in search of some real porn. And by "real porn" I mean #wifeymaterial

Date: 05/15/14 | Views: 230254 | Category: LMAO

Self proclaimed "BBW whisperer" & "pimp of the parking lot", Mario from da Barrio goes to pound-town on a token fatty, as her 2 best friends supervise and provide invaluable advice like "choke her but don't kill her".

Date: 05/13/14 | Views: 202746 | Category: Public

2 A.M. booty call goes from sensuous to fuck my life as DeAndre DeDouche repeatedly slides his butterfinger into no-mans-land: her acne-ridden, possibly-virgin asshole. She cries. He laughs. I bookmark.

Date: 05/13/14 | Views: 250579 | Category: Assholes

Fresh out of highschool and new to the slut scene, this little brat whines herself straight into unemployment after deciding she cant/wont do BJ's. No worries you beautiful bitch, I gotcha covered:

Date: 05/12/14 | Views: 123921 | Category: Quitters

Skip to the end. The part where he goes all Golden Retriever on her zombie crotch. If those lesions don't scream "i've had sexual relations with dogs, donkeys and/or John McAfee", I really don't know what does.

Date: 05/10/14 | Views: 267708 | Category: WTF

This is Luna Grey. She's hot. and expensive. One-time Snapchat? $30. Meet n' greet @ Applebees? $5000. Draining your Mrs. Buttersworth to a vid of her sexing some ceramic tile? That one's free. You're welcome.

Date: 05/08/14 | Views: 243502 | Category: Webcams

I like how camwhoring has rapidly evolved from basic flirting/flashing into a cutthroat industry of who can fit a Mini Cooper inside their vagina first. This isn't porn. This is advance preparation for childbirth. 10/10.

Date: 05/07/14 | Views: 149429 | Category: GIF

Don't be deceived by the "i collect exotic cheese & am saving my no-no spot for Captain Picard" appearance. She may be of Canuck blood, but this is no sex noob. Check for 100% unphased, care-free sodomy at 38.00

Date: 05/06/14 | Views: 202769 | Category: Anal

Her pussy is perma-gaped and that b-hole contains more roids than Sylvester Stallone's medicine cabinet, but when she starts cumming @ the 1.47 mark, her genitals do the Macarena and it's fucking beautiful.

Date: 05/05/14 | Views: 159686 | Category: Contractions

Alpha bro makes like a homoerotic Pinocchio & straps a plastic penis to his head before hitting the stage. This is his chance to show all those faggots in the audience how a real man pleasures a girl. PROTIP: it's not a girl.

Date: 05/05/14 | Views: 78003 | Category: LMAO

Much like Adele after mistakenly ingesting a reduced fat potato chip, you can quite literally see fear in this girl's eyes. Emphasis @ 10.40 mark with the commencement of non-lubricated, deer-in-headlights anal. More HERE.

Date: 05/02/14 | Views: 414664 | Category: Anal

She's built like Despicable Me, and dude's shorter than the closet twink from Hunger Games. It's a sexual miscombination, and it's one that goes from moderately bad to fucking ewwwww! very quickly. (1 min. mark)

Date: 05/01/14 | Views: 270257 | Category: Public