If you're a guy, masturbating in public bathrooms can be a lot of fun. You get the opportunity to mark your territory in more ways than one. Jizz on the toilet seat, piss on the toilet paper and shit on the floor. It's a lot more effective than sharpie markers.
Date December 29th, 2008
Views 126062
She's no Sarah Palin but I still fapped.
Date December 23rd, 2008
Views 96682
Even if she tells you she's clean don't believe her. Defecation is unpredictable. Even basic anal penetration alone is capable of triggering a hot splooge of diarrhea. Put the safety of your urethra first and always wear a condom.
Date December 23rd, 2008
Views 103706
Don't worry, I've alerted child services. This bitch's titties will never see the light of day again.
Date December 22nd, 2008
Views 109626
I made the exact same expression when I was baptized. For real, that shit burned.
Date December 16th, 2008
Views 97750
Watch till the end. Her pussy squirts out vaginal fluid like a fire hydrant. My water bill is gettin kinda high. Maybe I should just in between her legs next time I wanna wash my hair? Har har har faggot.
Date December 16th, 2008
Views 99961
Check out how her pussy clings to the dildo as she retracts. Gotta admit that's pretty cool. With the girls I fuck I'm lucky to even get any friction. And I swear that's not because my cock is small, it's because their vaginas are just so dang big.
Date December 15th, 2008
Views 101880
I know this is just another one of those stupid fake Jap videos... but it touches on an interesting subject. Honestly, I wonder what percentage of doctors have taken advantage of their patients? Kinda makes me wanna go back to med school.
Date December 12th, 2008
Views 111738
You party animal you. This is the result of one too many Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill malt beverages. Throw in her the shower and get me a paper bag, I'll stick my dick where no other man dares to go.
Date December 11th, 2008
Views 99095
She spreads it open like it's something to be proud of. Bitch you're one wine bottle away from having to go the hospital for anal reparation. Stop fuckin with it.
Date December 11th, 2008
Views 97646
If I had a penis that big and a girlfriend that small, I'd be kinda concerned about potentially causing internal damage. With my luck, my cock would take a wrong turn and go through her chest like one of those little fuckers in the Alien movies.
Date December 11th, 2008
Views 109571
About 30,000 people will click this and watch the video. I wonder if a single one of you will recognize where the song is from? I'll spare you the mystery. It's from Blood - a first person shooter game for PC, originally released back in 1997. It's a personal favorite.
Date December 10th, 2008
Views 115423
I think I've seen it all now. I know I said the same thing after I watched that giraffe porn video but this time I really mean it. Muscular dystrophy porn was honestly the last thing on the list. Can I stop updating this website now?
Date December 8th, 2008
Views 110106
Haven't seen bubbles come out of an orifice like that since my best friend's grandma had a seizure and went into convulsions. I fapped them and I'm fapping now.
Date December 8th, 2008
Views 112250
Come on Rocky, punch that pussy! Or even better... tag team me in! I got a right hook that'll knock the herpes out of her!
Date December 7th, 2008
Views 98295
She totally forgot to douche out her stank hole. Is it really such a big mystery why these woman smell like wet dog?
Date December 4th, 2008
Views 100304
Congratulations you shirtless faggot, you've discovered that with the element of surprise, you can defeat virtually any person half your size. You are the win.
Date December 2nd, 2008
Views 119152
I know the look of happiness when I see it. This is not that look. No, this is the look of a girl who feels like her asshole is being turned inside out, possibly because it is?
Date December 1st, 2008
Views 104083
This slut has a drink from the fountain of orgasmic pussy. It's rumored to taste like pure honey but the expression on this ones face leaves me with some doubt.
Date December 1st, 2008
Views 101710
Luckily herpes is only transmittable between humans or this bitch would be out of a job.
Date November 24th, 2008
Views 94885
