Normally I don't post this kinda shit, but with a title like that how could I resist? P.S. - something tells me she intentionally saved that poop for his wiener. Bitch, around here you'd get shanked for that shit.

Date: 10/30/08 | Views: 125623 | Category: Nasty

Good work officer. He's surely learned his lesson now - riding a bicycle and trying not to pollute the air is simply unacceptable in New York!

Date: 10/30/08 | Views: 111843 | Category: Ouch

Unlike 99% of the 'monster cock' videos floating around the web, this actually looks pretty real. His cock reminds me of Dan Ackroyd's head in the film Coneheads. It's remarkable really.

Date: 10/14/08 | Views: 140407 | Category: Big Dicks

This is what happen when your only sexual companion is your pet. When you finally fuck a real woman you just can't handle it. Hmmm this actually explains the 'squeal like a pig' scene out of Deliverance. I'm on to something here.

Date: 10/08/08 | Views: 133243 | Category: Bizarre

Sorry, unfortunately her asshole is booked solid for the next 30 minutes... but her vagina on the other hand is currently availabe. Sir I must remind you this is quite a rarity, I suggest you go with the 2 for 1 special while it still lasts.

Date: 10/07/08 | Views: 132587 | Category: Bizarre

She cut in front of him in line. Dear god woman, are you retarded? Never get in the way of a black man and his chicken McNuggets. Bitch had a death wish.

Date: 10/03/08 | Views: 126803 | Category: Fights

Choose your words carefully junior. Piss off the black man and he'll impale you with his cock until you look like a character out of Cannibal Holocaust!

Date: 10/01/08 | Views: 135886 | Category: Racism

McCain is 3 years over his life expectancy. He'll most likely die before even completing his first term. That would make Sarah Palin America's most supreme pussy.

Date: 09/29/08 | Views: 114722 | Category: Celebrities

It's her first anal and she isn't sure what to do, so she confides in the gay homosexual cameraman for tips on taking cock up the ass. He's had enough experience he could write a book on it.

Date: 09/28/08 | Views: 144868 | Category: Anal

What is it? Did KFC just slash their prices? Nah, she 's just shocked at the big dick that just tore up her pussy. Only time I've ever seen a persons eyes pop out like that was in the end of Total Recall. Great movie.

Date: 09/23/08 | Views: 153438 | Category: Big Dicks

Yeah I actually read in the paper she's hoping to get 1 million for it. Holy shit this bitch is dumb. I'd pay $50 tops, and only if it was a 2 for 1 combo. I want that anal cherry just as much but I'm on a budget boys!

Date: 09/17/08 | Views: 115029 | Category: News

A young guy trying to beat off in his car gets harassed by an elderly man seeking a live show. I would've maced the motherfucker and I'm sure you can guess where I would've blown my load!

Date: 09/17/08 | Views: 112083 | Category: Public

Cocks like they should be illegal, punishable by castration. They'll poke your eye out, prolapse your ass and leave with you a cocktail of STD's.

Date: 09/16/08 | Views: 169507 | Category: Big Dicks

Hopefully whoever took a shit in that toilet last remembered to flush haha.

Date: 09/12/08 | Views: 114058 | Category: LMAO

Stick your cock all the way in there and you'll hit her spine. Hit her spine hard enough and you'll be the first person ever to paralyze a woman via penis.

Date: 09/08/08 | Views: 107462 | Category: Freaks

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!

Date: 09/04/08 | Views: 126246 | Category: Bizarre

Two cocks in one asshole. Which is more in danger - her rectum or their sexuality?

Date: 08/21/08 | Views: 132619 | Category: Anal

Yo glory hole dude, the eye socket is not considered an orifice.

Date: 08/08/08 | Views: 110952 | Category: Bloopers

Here is an all new treatment for constipation. This is a woman who will never know the pains of having to force a shit out of her asshole. In fact, she might wanna consider wearing diapers.

Date: 08/02/08 | Views: 137384 | Category: Objects

This is Chasey Lain... and this is Chasey Lain on drugs! (12 minute version!)

Date: 07/31/08 | Views: 131138 | Category: Bloopers