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Cocks like they should be illegal, punishable by castration. They'll poke your eye out, prolapse your ass and leave with you a cocktail of STD's.
Date September 16th, 2008
Views 94675 |
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Quasimoto you did it. Your pretzel dick has finally penetrated a female orifice. Now lets cross our fingers and pray you didn't get the bitch pregnant.
Date September 12th, 2008
Views 93271 |
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Hopefully whoever took a shit in that toilet last remembered to flush haha.
Date September 12th, 2008
Views 92718 |
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I'm just curious as to where he planned on blowing his load. In his pants? On the rocks? Or in that dudes face to left of him?
Date September 12th, 2008
Views 95121 |
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She thinks it's funny to rub her yeast infected pussy on the faces of passed out boys. Well, I think it's funny to rub my hemorrhoid infested asshole on the faces of passed out sluts, so what goes around comes around baby.
Date September 11th, 2008
Views 96184 |
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Guess the lion wasn't in the mood for bacon, otherwise that pig would've got torn a new asshole.
Date September 11th, 2008
Views 93295 |
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Preparing for child birth? Yeah maybe if she's having quintuplets!
Date September 10th, 2008
Views 93154 |
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I have no personal objection to it, I'm just concerned for his safety. Men tend to hate other men who hit woman. This guy is likely gonna get ass raped after the show ends. He's the victim here.
Date September 10th, 2008
Views 94432 |
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Stick your cock all the way in there and you'll hit her spine. Hit her spine hard enough and you'll be the first person ever to paralyze a woman via penis.
Date September 8th, 2008
Views 91791 |
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Bet she has a real hard time washing the skid marks out on that one.
Date September 8th, 2008
Views 92013 |
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Butt fucking turns her into a retard. The phrase "she got fucked stupid" probably derived from this slut.
Date September 5th, 2008
Views 98261 |
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You want to be in our kung fu fried rice gang ehhh? Get naked and brace for karate chops to the vagina. You will prove your dedication damn you!
Date September 4th, 2008
Views 96329 |
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MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!
Date September 4th, 2008
Views 92993 |
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When you're having sex and you add sand to the equation, it feels like you're fucking a tunnel of sandpaper. The beach is a terrible place to fornicate.
Date September 4th, 2008
Views 93037 |
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When guys do this it plays out like a mean game of Crossfire. There's too much friendly fire for my liking.
Date September 3rd, 2008
Views 92399 |
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Every year 500 Mexicans die from smoke cigarettes..... out of their vaginas.
Date September 3rd, 2008
Views 93096 |
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Using beer bottles as masturbational devices is clearly the new cool thing to do. Guess its time to trade out my baseball bat.
Date September 3rd, 2008
Views 91316 |
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Hey this just keeps getting better and better. Say lady, can you also show us how to recycle a set of used syringes? Pleeease.
Date September 2nd, 2008
Views 91435 |
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It was once my dream to move to New Mexico so I could specifically shoot the fuck out of rattlesnakes all day. I dont do well it hot weather so it never panned out but watching this video is just the encouragement I need.
Date September 2nd, 2008
Views 92785 |
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I don't drink much so I doubt I'll have the pleasure of sticking a Corona beer bottle up my ass, however I am an avid fan of 2 liter Mountain Dew bottles. Just my size.
Date August 29th, 2008
Views 92064 |
