No sound. No money shot. No nothing. Just the cutest girl to ever drop a deuce on camera. How do I know she's actually shitting and not just peeing? 7% facial expression, 93% wishful thinking.
Date September 3rd, 2011 Views 92042
Open letter to Shaq: I will donate the $16.50 I made off the sale of my Captain Planet inflatable doll to a charity of your choosing in exchange for a single image of her taking your elephant cock, anally.
Date September 1st, 2011 Views 93824
Singaporean girl somehow obliterates the arm of her less attractive opponent in an arm wrestling contest. You know what this means? Yet another husband will go to bed tonight, sexually unfulfilled. Shit aint right.
Date September 1st, 2011 Views 69699
A turd cutter with pussy lips. Carl Sagan called it metaphysically impossible. David Attenborough wrote it off as an urban legend. Well fags, today I stand before you with proof. The labia majora de poopchute is REAL.
Date September 1st, 2011 Views 53950
Dude's got some balls going to a nude beach with that tootsie roll cock. And speaking of balls... where the fuck is his nutsack? The only thing suggesting that he's even a man at this point is the homoerotic chest hair.
Date August 31st, 2011 Views 152905
If Hector had half a brain, he would've saved his breath and just thrown a bag of pork rinds into the middle of the street. Mexican Tactical Diversions 101. The only e-book ever worth reading.
Date August 30th, 2011 Views 53542
I like how the girl at the end does some fancy hand movements on his cock, keeping things professional and massage-like, rather than giving him a straight up handjob. In her mind, she's only 1/2 a whore. Cute.
Date August 24th, 2011 Views 133715
Alabama. Hot chicks there seem to be a rarity, and when these fat fucks stumble upon one they simply dont know what to do with themselves. Then kick in their instincts: leave the bitch in a sea of exhaust.
Date August 23rd, 2011 Views 81229
What's to be said? She's a whore with ample time to kill and he... well he unclogs toilets for a living. How could this not end with someone getting their dick sucked?
Date August 22nd, 2011 Views 126138
This video has been around longer than Jesus. It's the one from Limewire with captions suggesting that it's his sister, naked and drunk as fuck, on her 21st birthday. At 200 pounds, what sibling could resist?
Date August 20th, 2011 Views 121570
This chumpo prefers cleaning ladies, specifically the ones that have to mop up shit stains in the bathrooms at Walmart. He's pretty good at adding to that mess by jizzing all over the toilet seats. Classy.
Date August 15th, 2011 Views 93767
Ru Paul, a suicide bomber and a displaced ginger... all gawking at the perfect pair of titties their mothers never gave em. Bitch is hot.
Date August 14th, 2011 Views 103547
Actually, I'm pretty sure that was just urine. So basically you just cheered like Michael Phelps winning an Oylmpian medal because your girlfriend ruined your $100 Egyptian Cotton sheets. You da man.
Date August 11th, 2011 Views 114449
You ever see that movie 'In Too Deep' with Omar Epps? Me neither, but if they ever made a pornographic spinoff with a black guy hung like a Brontosaurus... it'd probably look something like this.
Date August 9th, 2011 Views 102198
Some women need dildos to get off. Others need fists. And then there's Shirley Stankpuss, who takes no less than a traffic cone to reach her O. That's a kidney buster for sure.
Date August 7th, 2011 Views 81864
She looks like Sasha Gray, only stacked and not painted up like a dumb whore. In other words - the perfect woman. The real question is she any good at cooking lasagna.
Date August 5th, 2011 Views 107185
Fuckin hell, she's hot. So hot I'd give up my limited edition Tony the Tiger Nike Dunks just to have a lick on the crotch portion of her latex whorefit. Feel free to blush bitch, it's the compliment of a lifetime.
Date August 4th, 2011 Views 94414
Four milfs stand naked behind a cardboard wall that reveals nothing more than their twats n' knockers. Objective? Sniff the vaginas, locate mom. Prize? Getting to sniff mom's vagina. Sign me the fuck up.
Date August 4th, 2011 Views 95422
Immobile fatty pays a visit to the local Walmart to stock up on war novels and V8 Splash when fate sends a pantiless milf his way. Hopefully the Mrs. is nearby. He's gonna need a diaper change after that encounter.
Date July 31st, 2011 Views 66482
She's trying to get off with one of those rubber cocks that have suction cups at the base. They're supposed to be good for hands-free fun but this broad's clam is so tight that the dildo wont stay put. Kinda hot.
Date July 30th, 2011 Views 77394