Apparently in butt-fuck Kentucky, tipping the delivery man is as foreign of a concept as extrafamilial dating. Hopefully that catches. I dont like wasting my incest jokes on stupid people.
Date June 27th, 2011 Views 99663
Hefty Hank gets caught fappin to animal porn by his wife's new BFF. Always a gentleman, Hank is quick to excuse his behavior & greet the young lady - by shaking her hand with the same hand he just jizzed in.
Date June 25th, 2011 Views 93882
Esperanza all but shits her pants after stumbling upon a gringo pleasuring himself. Chill out Esperanza. It's not like he had an Immigration & Customs badge pinned above his left nipple. This whitey cums in peace.
Date June 23rd, 2011 Views 69359
Symptom #76 that you're a full fledged slut: you spot a creepy naked man hanging out on the sidewalk with a rock hard boner and rather than calling 911, you grope his genitlia and take photos for Facebook.
Date June 20th, 2011 Views 84677
Her cornhole is the size of that Guatemalan sinkhole and she just scarfed down a #5 at Taco Bell. You know that ride "Free Fall" at Magic Mountain? Lets just say it bares a few striking similarities to this chick's colon.
Date June 20th, 2011 Views 96626
A black chick with a turd cutter too tight for butt love? That sentence alone is so preposterous I almost find it offensive. Bring forth my cellular phone. I need to ring Ripleys Believe It or Not.
Date June 18th, 2011 Views 57081
I'm thinking it might be best if you just leave the pink samsonite train case right where it stands. That thing you got between your legs looks like something out of Clive Barker's Nightbreed.
Date June 18th, 2011 Views 55176
Euro version of that douchebag Danny Bonaduce stuffs his fag-pants with a Vienna sausage and shoves in the face of random patrons. Reactions are pretty weak, save for the uptight mother at the halfway mark.
Date June 15th, 2011 Views 158092
Double Your Dating by David DeAnglo. Buy a copy. Cause your current approach of stalking hot chicks in the forest and then spewing cum in front of em isnt really panning out.
Date June 12th, 2011 Views 76512
Esmeralda gets reamed up the bean-hole by a 5 inch cock more crooked that Owen Wilson's face. It seems with every thrust, his meat-churro hits her rectal lining... resulting in multiple ai yai yai's.
Date June 12th, 2011 Views 113880
Damn, and I thought a Tara Reid had a fucked up pair. The English vocabulary lacks proper adjectives to describe these tits so I'll leave you with an anology: 20% Maggie Gyllenhaal, 80% dairy cow.
Date June 9th, 2011 Views 77796
Ejaculating into a Magnum XL condom and tossing it on the face of a patron at Subway. For some Americans, thats the closest to having a girlfriend they're ever gonna get.
Date June 6th, 2011 Views 82090
19 year old Leslie sucks off her boss in hopes she'll soon be employee of the month. Definitely on the right track but she kinda drops the ball when its comes down to swallowing. Barfing up cum on a Burger King toilet seat is just bad form.
Date June 3rd, 2011 Views 149188
99.999% of World Of Warcraft players are pushing 300 pounds and smell like Cheez Whiz. Meet the sole exception. She's like Sarah Plain n Tall... except with double D cup titties. Fap.
Date June 2nd, 2011 Views 109616
Cute blonde channels her inner Michael J. Fox after having the climax of a lifetime, complete with twitching limbs and a volcanic eruption of pussy juice that drenches the set.
Date May 31st, 2011 Views 97273
Skip to the .40 mark. Even when she's piss drunk, blondie still has her concerns about possible stank seeping out of Twat Town. Cant fault her for being a considerate lover. If half the women I've ate out cared this much about hygiene, I'd still have taste buds.
Date May 29th, 2011 Views 103086
She'll only fuck pitbulls & men named Keyshawn. I must say.. I never thought I'd encounter a woman with worse taste in sexual partners than that fat bitch that married a roller coaster. This is truly groundbreaking.
Date May 27th, 2011 Views 97726
Cute chick has second thoughts about butthole boogie right as her man's about to blow his load. After confirming that the seed will soon spill, she hops off his cock and makes a run for it. Heartless bitch.
Date May 27th, 2011 Views 127056
Here's a first. Bitch orders some Papa Johns and for once doesnt end up with a Doogie Houser on her front porch. Instead she gets a white trash Marry Poppins - who gets a little too excited when her customers towel hits the floor.
Date May 27th, 2011 Views 71983