Check the last 5 seconds of this video. His penis looks like something off the menu of Wetzel's Pretzel. And yet he fucks on, completely unphased by the penile fracture. I crown thee Techno Viking of sexual intercourse.
Date April 26th, 2011
Views 80928
This is Dirty Harry. You might remember him from the
meathole days. He used to be right up there with Max Hardcore, a certified destroyer of rectums. Now 10 years later and he's more lost than a poop in a perfume factory. I wonder if Medicare foots his viagra bill?
Date April 25th, 2011
Views 57245
That's what you get for not investing in a $5 doorknob that locks.
Date April 25th, 2011
Views 107639
God damn. Havent heard a black man scream like this since R Kelly was aquitted on all 23 counts of molesting his goddaughter lol. Kinda reminds me of this little
eFukt gem.
Date April 25th, 2011
Views 72242
Rule #23 of spicing up your sex life: if you're gonna trek 7 miles out into the middle of nowhere for some outdoor sex - be sure to pack your numbing cream so you dont bust your nut in 8 seconds flat like this dumb asshole.
Date April 21st, 2011
Views 79459
Miss piggy goes to town on a 13 inch AIDS-laced meat stick, all the while holding a conversation with her significant other. She's also a proud employee of Walmart. And suddenly it all makes sense.
Date April 8th, 2011
Views 132690
Alabama father unwittingly catches his 18 year old daughter doing a striptease in her bedroom... and sticks around to watch. Obviously fake. A true Alabamian dad would've rubbed one out. lol.
Date April 2nd, 2011
Views 83818
I've seen this turd in a few vids now. Same shit every time. He poses as a potential customer.. but in reality.. he's just buying some time to beat off and talk dirty with a member of the opposite sex. Ballin on a budget.
Date April 1st, 2011
Views 76222
He busts in 20 seconds flat. But what's more amusing is his response when asked if he shaved just for this shoot. In a misguided effort to play it cool.. he responds "eh, like a week or 2 ago". Camera pans down, dudes cock is balder than a baby's arse. LOL.
Date March 29th, 2011
Views 112991
Dude catches his wife riding another man's pole and instead of enacting a beatdown.. he's pull up a lawn chair, busts out a machete and asks them to continue. Sure beats payin 29.99/month for a cuckoldmania.com pass right?
Date March 23rd, 2011
Views 153587
Nothing says 'good morning' like 10 fluid ounces of post-asparagus urinal bliss, straight to the dome. She's less than appreciative but thats okay. Blondes look hotter when they're angry.
Date March 23rd, 2011
Views 110591
She can pull off the 180 degree turn fairly well. No trouble there. The problem is what lies before you once the bitch has completed her about-face.
Date March 23rd, 2011
Views 85149
Five bucks says she took that photo directly to the police. Either that or she went home and rubbed one out.. but I rather not put too much thought into that. Imagining sexual scenarios involving fat people is counterproductive.
Date March 19th, 2011
Views 76009
Malaysian hooker foolishly assumes her objective is complete and exerts a sigh of relief... only to be shot point blank with yet another wad of Joseppi's finest. The element of surprise has never been more erotic.
Date March 18th, 2011
Views 513048
Her twat is blood red and more shriveled than the cock of an Eskimo. For god sakes, what member of the animal kingdom did you fuck? And more importantly, how big was it's penis?
Date March 14th, 2011
Views 85369
Lupe gets a Corona bottle to the dome after the BF catches her shaking her corn-fed culo with some fatty on the beach. This is actually a favorable outcome for a girl that dates members of MS13. GL w/ the dentures.
Date March 14th, 2011
Views 70035
I think this is that bullshit MTV show where they pay a bunch of homeless-looking dykes to dress up as convicts and scare the fuck out of spoiled white girls, right? I should know, I used to beat off to it tri-daily.
Date March 11th, 2011
Views 91632
BBC camerawoman with big natties gets groped by a band of primates that live off monkey cock and coconut juice. Fuckin darkies... always having their way with the white womenz.
Date March 7th, 2011
Views 173808
Smelling this bitch's sweaty asshole after a 5 mile jog actually came close to being a task on Fear Factor once.. but the clement producers ultimately went with 'eating bull testicles' as a sensible alternative.
Date March 6th, 2011
Views 77211
Well shit. I got some Fruit of the Loom briefs left over from last years Hanukkah. I'd Fedex that shit but im not too sure how you'd feel about the designer skidmarks.
Date March 6th, 2011
Views 75470
