Kennedy Kressler - the only "pornstar" whose name I've ever actually bothered to remember. Why? because she's 18, anorexic and has the face of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, minus the googly eye. Marry me.
Date January 28th, 2012
Views 82705
You ever see that movie 'In Too Deep' with Omar Epps? Me neither, but if they ever made a pornographic spinoff with a black guy hung like a Brontosaurus... it'd probably look something like this.
Date August 9th, 2011
Views 102503
Euro version of that douchebag Danny Bonaduce stuffs his fag-pants with a Vienna sausage and shoves in the face of random patrons. Reactions are pretty weak, save for the uptight mother at the halfway mark.
Date June 15th, 2011
Views 158666
Brazilian pornstar accepts defeat and subtly taps out after getting anally railed by a schnitzel thicker than a palm tree. Best of luck with your future Lupe. A sea of promising janitorial careers await you.
Date May 13th, 2011
Views 140254
God damn. Havent heard a black man scream like this since R Kelly was aquitted on all 23 counts of molesting his goddaughter lol. Kinda reminds me of this little
eFukt gem.
Date April 25th, 2011
Views 72425
A big pencil dick actually. Such things do exist. It's all about proportions and while the thumbnail may not show it, I assure you this jabroni has the girth to length ratio of California palm tree.
Date January 5th, 2011
Views 86337
Pornstar goes all Terri Schiavo after being impaled by the biggest dong youll ever see. Seriously, if that dudes married... his wife must have the cunt of a yeti to be taking that kind of dick on a regular basis.
Date December 28th, 2010
Views 161041
This is a brief scene where the fake smile fades and some genuine concern is voiced. Doesnt make much difference though. When you take a 14.5 cock up the ass, you're essentially buying yourself a 1 way ticket to prolapse city no matter how you go about it.
Date November 22nd, 2010
Views 147070
I always knew deep in my heart that Doogie had a big cock. He actually knows how to use it too. He slam fucks her charcoal pussy as if its going outta style.
Date October 2nd, 2010
Views 191887
So what dumb fuck added the soundtrack from Body of Lies? Kinda hard to beat off to vaginas being split open when you got that shit playing in the background. Not cool bro.
Date August 19th, 2010
Views 107773
Son of a bitch has a bratwurst the size of my forearm. He should spend less time getting his dick sucked and more time inflicting blunt force trauma on his girlfriends rectum. Triple the entertainment value.
Date May 14th, 2010
Views 145181
Look at the screenshot. Download it to your desktop and zoom in. Looks like a bite-size snickers bar. Not something you'd expect from a male stripper right? I mean his income is practically dependent on the size of his cock and even I got him beat LOLOLOL.
Date June 15th, 2009
Views 113390
Looks exhilarating but not worth the risk of penile decapitation. That bitch is just aching to clamp down.
Date June 9th, 2009
Views 112584
Daddy would not be pleased. She's got a reputation to maintain, clearly.
Date May 16th, 2009
Views 119571
That's one battle I'd rather fight alone.
Date April 23rd, 2009
Views 101725
If sex was a video game, black people would be banned for using hax.
Date March 27th, 2009
Views 120210
When a woman is impaled by a schlong of that magnitude, they tend to cry harder than a red-headed step child getting the belt. This Aryan princess doesn't make a peep. I'm betting she shot her pussy up with novocain right before the shoot. That's called planning ahead. Very good my slutty, make daddy proud.
Date January 14th, 2009
Views 112572
Elephantiasis is a disease that causes the skin and underlying tissues to dramatically thicken. In this case it appears to be affecting the cock n balls... which means that this isn't a disease at all. It's a cure... a cure for small penis syndrome. Now someone infect me plz.
Date December 31st, 2008
Views 98959
That's nothing to be scared of. If she saw mine she'd be running for the hills. In between the walnut size genital warts and discoloration of my ballsack, I feel like I'm carrying the antichrist between my legs.
Date November 10th, 2008
Views 108167
Unlike 99% of the 'monster cock' videos floating around the web, this actually looks pretty real. His cock reminds me of Dan Ackroyd's head in the film Coneheads. It's remarkable really.
Date October 14th, 2008
Views 106075
