I like how he's more interested in his 50% off Mimi's Cafe coupon rather than questioning why the fuck his 18 year old daughter is dancing naked in front of the family webcam. Fuckin 50% off dude, shit just got real.

Date January 8th, 2012 Views 93878

Fuck whatever guy said morning exercise is for fags. This dude's 10am bike ride just netted him enough tier 1 mental imagery to fuel his fap all through Hanukkah. Way to score dad!

Date December 8th, 2011 Views 90226

hahaha

Date October 3rd, 2011 Views 86726

This chumpo prefers cleaning ladies, specifically the ones that have to mop up shit stains in the bathrooms at Walmart. He's pretty good at adding to that mess by jizzing all over the toilet seats. Classy.

Date August 15th, 2011 Views 94312

Epic tits. I'd go fuckin Cinco De Mayo on those pinatas any day of the week. But what the fuck is up with her digging for national treasure... and eating it? All the action happens in the first 15 seconds.

Date July 24th, 2011 Views 79024

Hefty Hank gets caught fappin to animal porn by his wife's new BFF. Always a gentleman, Hank is quick to excuse his behavior & greet the young lady - by shaking her hand with the same hand he just jizzed in.

Date June 25th, 2011 Views 94278

Esperanza all but shits her pants after stumbling upon a gringo pleasuring himself. Chill out Esperanza. It's not like he had an Immigration & Customs badge pinned above his left nipple. This whitey cums in peace.

Date June 23rd, 2011 Views 69707

Wife-to-be has one last fuck prior to exchanging vows. You can actually see her attempting to expunge the remaining seminal fluid before going up on stage. Either that or she was poppin a squat. Highly unlikely imo.

Date June 19th, 2011 Views 109596

Two douchebag Brits do some James Bond shit and catch a neighbor fucking his older sisters friend's brother's 2nd cousin up the anus. They sit tight for a total of 7 seconds & then proceed to kill the romance.

Date May 20th, 2011 Views 147292

What a sack of shit. 1st he sneaks into the employee lounge of a hospital for paraplegics, then camps out on the floor with his cock on standby.. waiting for suitable victims. Tipping point is when he soils the god damn area rug. Some lines you just dont cross, cocksucker.

Date May 4th, 2011 Views 65116

That's what you get for not investing in a $5 doorknob that locks.

Date April 25th, 2011 Views 108107

Alabama father unwittingly catches his 18 year old daughter doing a striptease in her bedroom... and sticks around to watch. Obviously fake. A true Alabamian dad would've rubbed one out. lol.

Date April 2nd, 2011 Views 83983

Dude catches his wife riding another man's pole and instead of enacting a beatdown.. he's pull up a lawn chair, busts out a machete and asks them to continue. Sure beats payin 29.99/month for a cuckoldmania.com pass right?

Date March 23rd, 2011 Views 154001

Peeping Thomas invades another mans stall in hopes of seeing some defecation. Instead he discovers a goober + bar slut having a romantic moment on a the shit stained toilet seat. Happy Valentines Day.

Date February 14th, 2011 Views 94074

Homo caught red handed in public doesnt give a fuck. He simply extends his middle finger and resumes indulging in blowjobisson delight. Feels goooooood man.

Date January 15th, 2011 Views 61631

White noob wants to learn how to lay pipe like a real man so he spies on his roommate, Tiger Woods Jr., as he bangs the shit out of some Puerto Rican broad. Dont mind me bro, it's just for research!

Date September 20th, 2010 Views 139334

Dude gets called over to a changing room to assist a random slutty with her bikini. After she briefly leaves, he relishes the moment and starts beating off while the smell of her cunt is still in the air. You da man.

Date April 28th, 2010 Views 131766

Gilligan Grape makes the shocking discovery that all woman are filthy whores after a hidden camera captures his big titted wife making whoopee with the young buck from next door. Sorry Gil. You lose.

Date April 17th, 2010 Views 236828

That's some pretty dull sex for an Asian couple. Where the fuck are the eels and high powered vibrators of death? Sell outs.

Date April 13th, 2010 Views 155684

Those titties are almost nice enough to redeem her busted face. Almost.

Date April 12th, 2010 Views 121372