Hey Christina. Here's a concept for your next big song. It's called "I Used To Be Hot But Now My Face Looks Bloated Like Newt Gingrich's Asshole & I Cant Stop My Vagina From Leaking V8 Splash". Straight from the soul.
Date January 31st, 2012
Views 71657
Open letter to Shaq: I will donate the $16.50 I made off the sale of my Captain Planet inflatable doll to a charity of your choosing in exchange for a single image of her taking your elephant cock, anally.
Date September 1st, 2011
Views 94248
Hot.
Date May 25th, 2010
Views 188968
I'm just now realizing how irrelevant the 'celebrity' section is on here. Unless pictures of Paris Hilton busting a prolapse show up on the web in the near future, this category is getting shit-canned.
Date June 14th, 2009
Views 103707
If you haven't yet already seen these, then you either A.) live under a rock or B.) genuinely don't give a fuck about stupid talentless nigger celebrities. Can you guess which category I fall under?
Date May 11th, 2009
Views 122695
You ever see Donnie Darko? Remember the bitchy older sister? Wanna see her get violated by a Chinaman suffering from small penis complex? Don't worry, I'll bring the popcorn.
Date February 3rd, 2009
Views 109823
She's no Sarah Palin but I still fapped.
Date December 23rd, 2008
Views 96747
McCain is 3 years over his life expectancy. He'll most likely die before even completing his first term. That would make Sarah Palin America's most supreme pussy.
Date September 29th, 2008
Views 100029
Former playboy model Shauna Sand got a tit job and I have a sneaking suspicion that the doctor was blind. Her nipples are just a little fucked up!
Date July 24th, 2008
Views 99903
Freckled vagina woman emerges from her crack den to reveal her breasts to a crowd of uninterested men. What will her father say? All I hear is fap fap fap.
Date February 20th, 2008
Views 105687
Her face is busted and she has the hairline of 60 year old man, but her titties still appear to be perky. I'd fuck her and just pretend it was Christina Aguilera.
Date February 16th, 2008
Views 100867
Don't judge me. I don't need that shit in my life. Just look at her big 80 year old natties and imagine titty fucking them.
Date February 5th, 2008
Views 103465
She can still sit on my face. I'd lick her bloody vagina till my tongue fell off. Just kidding, that dirty goop whore has AIDS.
Date February 1st, 2008
Views 104760
