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HAHA wow guy. Just wow. Hung like a fuckin newborn. What the fuck do they title a porno like this? Caterpillar Cock Kamikaze #9? haha.
Date August 31st, 2010
Views 38848 |
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Ellen Degeneres solicits two random douche bags for a little hanky panky - no strings attached. Unfortunately neither can get it up for the cock hungry hag, who actually becomes angered by their ineptness. HAHA.
Date July 14th, 2010
Views 73817 |
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In between her jew nose and his tootsie roll of a cock... I gotta ask... how the fuck did they expect anyone to get off to this? It's like the Wicked Witch meets Mini Me.
Date May 5th, 2010
Views 63746 |
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Even my chinchilla has a bigger cock than this chump. SUICIDE. NAO.
Date December 26th, 2009
Views 99934 |
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His genitalia sure does fit perfectly into my stereotype of middle eastern men. Allah Akbar to you my friend.
Date September 2nd, 2009
Views 97884 |
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If he's at all the same nationality as herself, what the fuck does she expect. Be happy with your 3 inch bell pepper and STFU.
Date August 20th, 2009
Views 98469 |
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I'm afraid anything less than 16 inches is inadequate in this day and time. This is an occupation best left to the horse cock niggas.
Date August 3rd, 2009
Views 96478 |
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I take great comfort in knowing that I'm not the only one out there with a tootsie roll for a cock. Fuck yes.
Date March 27th, 2009
Views 96178 |
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What's up with nude beaches being overrun by 300 pound men who have 2 inch wieners and sport hats last seen on Gilligan's Island? Don't eat the sunscreen fatty, it'll clog your arteries.
Date January 20th, 2009
Views 94042 |
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It's okay. Where has lacks in size, his huge ass jew nose makes up for it. He should just fuck em with his beak instead. It's his best shot at ever satisfying a woman lol.
Date November 1st, 2008
Views 95479 |
