I think this is that bullshit MTV show where they pay a bunch of homeless-looking dykes to dress up as convicts and scare the fuck out of spoiled white girls, right? I should know, I used to beat off to it tri-daily.

Date March 11th, 2011 Views 91631

Silly bitch shames herself after failing a blind touch-test in which she's tasked with having to identify her husband's cock amongst 4 others. So much for 'above average' haha.

Date February 26th, 2011 Views 95906

So they made a show out of three guys competing to pop wood. Winner gets to ass fuck the host. Seems like I've been missing out on some premium programming.

Date July 17th, 2010 Views 123092

That guy's a douche bag. Any girl who pisses herself on public television is a fucking keeper.

Date September 9th, 2009 Views 106366

Black dude at the end has a bright future in sales. Very very bright.

Date August 16th, 2009 Views 101698

Why is this bitch no dead yet. She's like 117 and is the size of elephant.

Date August 16th, 2009 Views 96624

They always let the fatties fall to their deaths. But if it's got tits and a slim figure, Jesus Christ himself will intervene.

Date February 28th, 2009 Views 100391

This is one of many instances in which Sylvia Browne attempts to flaunt her psychic abilities and fails miserably. The bitch is a total fraud. Someone ought to skullfuck the make-believe telepathy out of her already.

Date January 23rd, 2009 Views 95658