Amateur

  • CLASSIC: The Frog Squat

    CLASSIC: The Frog Squat

    She's been gifted the endurance of Tyler Perry's movie career. Obvious perks: 1) balls-deep sex with any man/animal 2) void of all constipation-related rectal calamities 3) perma bubble butt. #2 is where it's at.

    Date: 10/15/15 Views: 208,453 Category: Amateur

  • From Hunk to Chump

    From Hunk to Chump

    Bear resemblance to a young Hank Hill & lay more pipe than the water company: That was the plan til our boy got to the finish line & fucked it all up. 32:40 he asks permission to facial. 32:41 his alpha status is revoked.

    Date: 10/11/15 Views: 144,420 Category: Amateur

  • Junk in the Trunk

    Junk in the Trunk

    I can't even attempt to describe this proctologist's wet dream. Her dimensions are more hypnotizing than Mark Wahlberg's cock in Boogie Nights. Actually no... that's another dimension of bewilderment, but u get the idea.

    Date: 09/21/15 Views: 196,696 Category: Amateur

  • Tiny Girl = Tiny Vagina Right? WRONG

    Tiny Girl = Tiny Vagina Right? WRONG

    It's always been an unwritten rule and this twat waffle just pulverized it. By the way: nice tattoos, but how about something that actually describes your body for the next one? "eggplant casserole" oughta do it. Yep.

    Date: 09/05/15 Views: 229,569 Category: Amateur

  • He Found the Male G-Spot

    He Found the Male G-Spot

    1 part mystery, 13 parts WTF. Confusion starts with the Thor-like climax at 2:44. Said goober then begins to flop around like an adderall-deficient retard. WHY? Only his gyno and Shaquille O'Neal's wife have that answer.

    Date: 06/19/15 Views: 175,714 Category: Amateur

  • He's Pretty Good at Sex

    He's Pretty Good at Sex

    5+ mins of homemade roleplay victim sex. So faptastic I canceled my dinner date @ Burger King just so I could re-watch it all day. TIP: I cancel 100% grade-F horse meat burgers for nobody. THAT'S how good this vid is.

    Date: 03/06/15 Views: 203,561 Category: Amateur

  • Facial by Michael Bay

    Facial by Michael Bay

    Have you met a man that could make a Bukkake video totally solo? You're going to today. If ever a time was needed to bring in a camera that shoots 1000 frames per second, it was for a guy that nuts like I urinate.

    Date: 01/26/15 Views: 164,980 Category: Amateur

  • Wake Me Up When it's Over

    Wake Me Up When it's Over

    I've only got two rules when it comes to watching porn flicks: 1) All females must look as little like Jay Leno as possible and 2) STAYING THE FUCK AWAKE. Esmeralda "nyquil" Gonzales is in serious violation of numero dos.

    Date: 01/09/15 Views: 138,396 Category: Amateur

  • Not Impressed by Threesome

    Not Impressed by Threesome

    Only 3 minutes into this clam bake and her "DTF-BFF" is retreating to Facebook. Undoubtedly to post a status update about STD testing and where to get one done.

    Date: 12/10/14 Views: 211,959 Category: Amateur

  • Girlfriend of the Year

    Girlfriend of the Year

    Say hello to your new obsession. Not only does she incorporate all parts of the male genitalia into her blowjobs, "not-scared-of-sudden-seminal-gagging" is on her resume too. How could I NOT link to this video?

    Date: 12/06/14 Views: 331,506 Category: Amateur

  • Alpha Fail of the Year

    Alpha Fail of the Year

    I wouldn't hate on the guy if i thought he enjoyed it, but his body language tells the story of a man who has given up. The only thing she drops more than his self-esteem is his bank balance.

    Date: 09/02/14 Views: 265,408 Category: Amateur

  • The Exhibitionist Tom Boy

    The Exhibitionist Tom Boy

    Presenting "derpywerpy" from reddit's "gone wild". She has a killer body and a unique look that has kept her a favorite for a decent length of time now. The only draw back I can think of is it would look a dude is sucking your dick but w/e I'm still down.

    Date: 08/13/14 Views: 241,106 Category: Amateur

  • REAL: dude pimps out his own girlfriend

    REAL: dude pimps out his own girlfriend

    This is internet-famous CumSlutStella. I'm admittedly a little late on this one (READ: this girl now works as a full-blown pornstar). None the less... 7:45 mark: "i want you to make me cry"". Bitch is cray.

    Date: 07/29/14 Views: 395,052 Category: Amateur

  • 35 Videos Banned From Vine

    35 Videos Banned From Vine

    Some of these clips suck. Others will generate increased blood flow to your nether regions. Dispense mom's Cherry-Almond Jergens moisturizer accordingly.

    Date: 04/19/14 Views: 441,114 Category: Amateur

  • Venezuelan Teen Gangbang

    Venezuelan Teen Gangbang

    and by 'gangbang' I mean one sexually inept man losing his virginity while Carlos Mencia's 72 cousins spectate. The only thing missing is a Mariachi band and one token black guy repeatedly screaming "worldstar".

    Date: 12/14/12 Views: 1,033,269 Category: Amateur

  • Greatest O-Face Of All Time

    Greatest O-Face Of All Time

    Punky Brewster goes to town on her clitoris, producing some of the hottest facial expressions I've seen since indian_girl_shits_her_pants_at_blink_182_concert.avi. Didn't see that one? You're missing out.

    Date: 08/30/12 Views: 253,140 Category: Amateur

  • Paris Hilton.. before the cocaine

    Paris Hilton.. before the cocaine

    Is this really Paris Hilton? No, what you really should be asking is: if Amy Winehouse was to spread open her pussy lips, would it be visually liken to pulling apart the bread of a grilled cheese sandwich?

    Date: 08/16/12 Views: 234,195 Category: Amateur

  • Hilarious Cum Explosion

    Hilarious Cum Explosion

    If only she put as much effort into her Economics class as she did into sucking Montayas's 14 inch hamburger-helper, maybe this bitch would've thought twice about spending her life savings on a stupid haircut.

    Date: 07/30/12 Views: 312,592 Category: Amateur

  • Goth Tard Thinks This Is 'Rough'

    Goth Tard Thinks This Is 'Rough'

    Pleather choker, glow in the dark nail polish, and an occasional bitch slap weaker than the walls of Richard Simmons's rectum. I haven't seen this level of intensity since Leprechaun 4: In Space.

    Date: 05/26/12 Views: 264,042 Category: Amateur

  • I'm AMAZED She Creamed

    I'm AMAZED She Creamed

    How this girl was sexually aroused enough to secrete a glob of Cool Whip is beyond me. The sack of shit fucking her is as big as a Fiat. Fortunately he knows how to dress. Motherfucking camouflage brah.

    Date: 02/09/12 Views: 297,868 Category: Amateur

  • We've Got A Clinger!

    We've Got A Clinger!

    No, not talking about poo. I'm referring to her clam and how it clings on to his juicy penis. Only thing with a tighter grip is Cuba Gooding Jr. after crossing paths with a nickle. It's beautiful.

    Date: 11/09/11 Views: 270,182 Category: Amateur

  • Sometimes Nerds Are Hot

    Sometimes Nerds Are Hot

    99.999% of World Of Warcraft players are pushing 300 pounds and smell like Cheez Whiz. Meet the sole exception. She's like Sarah Plain n Tall... except with double D cup titties. Fap.

    Date: 06/02/11 Views: 205,661 Category: Amateur

  • Boyfriend Of The Week

    Boyfriend Of The Week

    Deepthroat gone awry, she upchucks all over floor.. soiling one, possibly even two motel 6 pillow sheets. The man responsible issues a few words of comfort - "you puking whore, you puked". True love.

    Date: 05/12/11 Views: 166,711 Category: Amateur

  • Sex Life Of An Emo Kid

    Sex Life Of An Emo Kid

    Hey look. Waldo grew out his hair like Megan Fox and traded in his red/white sweater for a CKY headband. Now that you've mastered Look-Like-A-Faggot-101, how about you take a course on laying pipe? Your BBW is lookin pretty bored bro.

    Date: 05/01/11 Views: 129,952 Category: Amateur