Maybe you've already seen this. Anything teacher-sex related spreads around the Internet faster than ranch dressing at a feminst rally. Just don't be bamboozled by the reasonably-priced outfit. This educator is DTF4LYF.
BroDuDe's sexual escapade cut short after breaking an unwritten rule against butthole infiltration. Yup, you can fuck her all you want in front of a friend with a camera, just don't slip into the sludge. Not cool brah.
Cute bitch's 15 mins of fame commandeered by the representative for Magic the Gathering's NW chapter. Don't feel too bad girl. Seeing as I just beat off to the 5 frames your meat glove was in, you're still a star.
She's been gifted the endurance of Tyler Perry's movie career. Obvious perks: 1) balls-deep sex with any man/animal 2) void of all constipation-related rectal calamities 3) perma bubble butt. #2 is where it's at.
Bear resemblance to a young Hank Hill & lay more pipe than the water company: That was the plan til our boy got to the finish line & fucked it all up. 32:40 he asks permission to facial. 32:41 his alpha status is revoked.
I can't even attempt to describe this proctologist's wet dream. Her dimensions are more hypnotizing than Mark Wahlberg's cock in Boogie Nights. Actually no... that's another dimension of bewilderment, but u get the idea.
It's always been an unwritten rule and this twat waffle just pulverized it. By the way: nice tattoos, but how about something that actually describes your body for the next one? "eggplant casserole" oughta do it. Yep.
1 part mystery, 13 parts WTF. Confusion starts with the Thor-like climax at 2:44. Said goober then begins to flop around like an adderall-deficient retard. WHY? Only his gyno and Shaquille O'Neal's wife have that answer.
5+ mins of homemade roleplay victim sex. So faptastic I canceled my dinner date @ Burger King just so I could re-watch it all day. TIP: I cancel 100% grade-F horse meat burgers for nobody. THAT'S how good this vid is.
Have you met a man that could make a Bukkake video totally solo? You're going to today. If ever a time was needed to bring in a camera that shoots 1000 frames per second, it was for a guy that nuts like I urinate.
I've only got two rules when it comes to watching porn flicks: 1) All females must look as little like Jay Leno as possible and 2) STAYING THE FUCK AWAKE. Esmeralda "nyquil" Gonzales is in serious violation of numero dos.
Say hello to your new obsession. Not only does she incorporate all parts of the male genitalia into her blowjobs, "not-scared-of-sudden-seminal-gagging" is on her resume too. How could I NOT link to this video?
Presenting "derpywerpy" from reddit's "gone wild". She has a killer body and a unique look that has kept her a favorite for a decent length of time now. The only draw back I can think of is it would look a dude is sucking your dick but w/e I'm still down.
This is internet-famous CumSlutStella. I'm admittedly a little late on this one (READ: this girl now works as a full-blown pornstar). None the less... 7:45 mark: "i want you to make me cry"". Bitch is cray.
and by 'gangbang' I mean one sexually inept man losing his virginity while Carlos Mencia's 72 cousins spectate. The only thing missing is a Mariachi band and one token black guy repeatedly screaming "worldstar".
Punky Brewster goes to town on her clitoris, producing some of the hottest facial expressions I've seen since indian_girl_shits_her_pants_at_blink_182_concert.avi. Didn't see that one? You're missing out.
Is this really Paris Hilton? No, what you really should be asking is: if Amy Winehouse was to spread open her pussy lips, would it be visually liken to pulling apart the bread of a grilled cheese sandwich?
If only she put as much effort into her Economics class as she did into sucking Montayas's 14 inch hamburger-helper, maybe this bitch would've thought twice about spending her life savings on a stupid haircut.
How this girl was sexually aroused enough to secrete a glob of Cool Whip is beyond me. The sack of shit fucking her is as big as a Fiat. Fortunately he knows how to dress. Motherfucking camouflage brah.
Hey look. Waldo grew out his hair like Megan Fox and traded in his red/white sweater for a CKY headband. Now that you've mastered Look-Like-A-Faggot-101, how about you take a course on laying pipe? Your BBW is lookin pretty bored bro.