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  • "i came three times"

    "i came three times"

    11:30 for something this guy hasnt heard since talking about yesterday's lunch trip to Wendy's. She may have the body of a disfigured cleaning lady, but both holes are tight & the mind is wide open. Good enuff for moi.

    Date: 03/29/17 Views: 214,318 Category: Anal

  • Late Bloomer (wait for it...)

    Late Bloomer (wait for it...)

    There's a very delicate line between casual buttsex, and elbow-deep rusty starfish slaughter. Where that line lives, I don't know... but I can sure as fuck tell you this human blackhole crossed it at the 4:30 mark. GAG

    Date: 03/11/17 Views: 168,857 Category: Anal

  • 1st Buttsex = FeelsBadMan

    1st Buttsex = FeelsBadMan

    Like my reaction after hearing Oprah Winfrey wants to run for president, you can literally see fear in her eyes. Emphasis on the :24 sec mark with the introduction of a move I can only refer to as The Turkish Can Opener.

    Date: 03/01/17 Views: 176,156 Category: Anal

  • The Guillotine

    The Guillotine

    Nice tech, but not for beginners. Chances are your slim Jimmy will enter uncharted territories & come out looking like something from Creature from the Brown Lagoon. or Lionel Richie. Choose your own horror story.

    Date: 02/25/17 Views: 214,097 Category: Anal

  • Calling an Audible

    Calling an Audible

    02:53 - "You can fuck the shit out of me now!"
    03:05 - [INSTANT REGRET]
    03:09 - " I WANT U 2 CUM"

    Date: 02/14/17 Views: 276,179 Category: Anal

  • Sodomy Sneak Attack

    Sodomy Sneak Attack

    A good boyfriend always greases the scud duck with essential oils from Jarkata prior to admittance. Then there's this alpha bastard... who treats his cock like a great white shark on feeding day. Way to kill the trend.

    Date: 01/09/17 Views: 232,146 Category: Anal

  • Purging a Persian

    Purging a Persian

    Olive oil hair gel, tit jewelry, all-gold-everything: You'd think a girl with this degree of stereotyping would like pain. TIP: She don't. teh dingdong hits her sphincter like a sac of Aladdin VHS tapes, then it's ADIOS DOLLARINOS.

    Date: 12/31/16 Views: 239,644 Category: Anal

  • When the Sodomy is Just Right

    When the Sodomy is Just Right

    Buttsex is buttsex, I don't discriminate. But I bet you 5 buckaroos that this scallywag had no idea there was an upside to it. I can literally see her slowly transforming from :| to :D with every uppercut to the pancreas.

    Date: 10/05/16 Views: 297,730 Category: Anal

  • "DON'T FUCK MY ASS!" (guess what he does)

    "DON'T FUCK MY ASS!" (guess what he does)

    From this angle it looks like dude is having sex with an eggplant. But after hearing this chunker bitch up more of a storm than a black woman getting short changed at Golden Corral, I have been convinced otherwise.

    Date: 07/15/16 Views: 325,017 Category: Anal

  • "HURRY UP, THAT HURTS!"

    "HURRY UP, THAT HURTS!"

    He bum rushes, she leaps away: a move this pro saw comin. He returns fire with a full-body thrust & hits the bottom of her gas tank. Reality sets in at 2:38 when she realizes she won the battle, but lost the war HAHA

    Date: 04/21/16 Views: 298,507 Category: Anal

  • Double Dippin'

    Double Dippin'

    Shit lady, as much as I loved your stunt double work in Hatchet, I could've lived without seeing you contract a case of vaginitis. Damn near inverted my piss weasel.

    Date: 03/30/16 Views: 183,860 Category: Anal

  • Cry, baby

    Cry, baby

    This is all but guaranteed to eradicate any story you may have been led to believe about the orifice less traveled. Don't be misled by this man's apathy: Your love of hunting the backyard snapper dies here & now.

    Date: 03/16/16 Views: 197,491 Category: Anal

  • NOT Boyfriend of the Year

    NOT Boyfriend of the Year

    She's not exactly equipped with the rectal capacity of Richard Simmons, but the real deal breaker is bitching in broken English. Very reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Sofia Vergara and a billy goat.

    Date: 03/08/16 Views: 260,930 Category: Anal

  • "Get used to it"

    "Get used to it"

    Cornholing: It's the make-or-break moment in a girl's relationship. There's always fear, but with optimism like "relax", and "you thinking bout it 2 much" our homeboy Octavious turns out to be the Bob Ross of mud gloving.

    Date: 02/14/16 Views: 270,558 Category: Anal

  • The Jackhammer

    The Jackhammer

    Instantly funny vid of a girl that picked the wrong right guy for b-hole cuckolding. She suffers more abuse than Jewish man's Dodge Caravan & all her S/O can say is its not fuckin unless you turn colors. New ringtone @ :30.

    Date: 12/30/15 Views: 360,879 Category: Anal

  • #WIFEMATERIAL

    #WIFEMATERIAL

    This chick's tolerance for rectal molestation is absolutely insane. Submissive, low-maintenance personality too. I want to hug her and eat Totino's pizza rolls out of her asshole. In that order. More HERE.

    Date: 12/12/15 Views: 378,717 Category: Anal

  • First Anal = Last Anal

    First Anal = Last Anal

    Her dirt tulip is at full pucker and smaller than the cock of an Eskimo in February - for fuck sakes what was she thinking? And more importantly, where is the followup video of her being violently murdered for denied entry?

    Date: 11/07/15 Views: 258,599 Category: Anal

  • NOT pornstar material

    NOT pornstar material

    This liberal arts dropout has a kinda speech impediment that's left her sounding like a mountain goat. But it's no problemo when the extent of her communication is limited to "now ur fuckin me" and "i want my mommy".

    Date: 09/22/15 Views: 208,085 Category: Anal

  • 4 Stages of Anal

    4 Stages of Anal

    00:05 - FEAR
    02:37 - PAIN
    04:16 - HATE
    11:43 - LOVE

    Date: 07/26/15 Views: 306,700 Category: Anal

  • Don't Cry, Dry Your Brown Eye

    Don't Cry, Dry Your Brown Eye

    Would someone graciously .mp3 the first 5 seconds of this and make me a ringtone? Her spot-on impression of Napoleon Dynamite deepthroating a gazelle is enuff to keep me beating off until Spring time. Yes I'm serious.

    Date: 03/08/15 Views: 229,650 Category: Anal

  • "I'm Down With Butt Sex"

    "I'm Down With Butt Sex"

    Perhaps my logic is flawed, but you'd think a girl with a b-hole no bigger than a marble would be against back door admittance. But as you can see she's either a witch, or her rectal cavity is in fact David Copperfield.

    Date: 01/08/15 Views: 223,439 Category: Anal

  • Brilliant Butt Fucking

    Brilliant Butt Fucking

    From moans of joy to tears of pain. It's almost a shame to watch this guy wreck that beautiful little brown eye. Although she love's it for the most part, she really just isn't ready for a cock that big to go colon pounding on her tiny frame.

    Date: 09/12/14 Views: 279,147 Category: Anal

  • The Perfect Girlfriend

    The Perfect Girlfriend

    She loves getting fucked in the ass + she's totally gorgeous with a banging body, but most importantly... She LOVES getting fucked in the ass. The guy just sits back with an erection of amazement and she just butt fucks herself with his cock. It's beautiful.

    Date: 09/09/14 Views: 391,274 Category: Anal

  • Cute Face, HORRIBLE Ass

    Cute Face, HORRIBLE Ass

    She honestly seems like a nice girl. The type that'd cook you artisanal spaghettios on your 1st date, or volunteer a blowjob when your Instagram photos get 0 likes. I want that. I really do. But 1.13 mark.. dear god.

    Date: 06/12/14 Views: 368,215 Category: Anal

  • Immediately Regrets Interracial Sex II

    Immediately Regrets Interracial Sex II

    LIFE LESSON #517: if your name ends in Ching, Chang or Chong - keep your snatch in your skorts and stay the fuck off blackplanet.com. Snapchat friends are temporary. A war-torn anus is forever.

    Date: 06/05/14 Views: 486,611 Category: Anal

  • from ROMANTIC to WTF @ 1.05 mark

    from ROMANTIC to WTF @ 1.05 mark

    Sociopath games a POF.com soft 6 with a night of miniature golf & Olive Garden, only to slip 27,000 mg's of Ex-Lax into her coveted Tour of Italy. The end result? A record defining, first ever "Auto-Spacedock".

    Date: 05/23/14 Views: 312,025 Category: Anal

  • She Dont Like 15 Inch Penises

    She Dont Like 15 Inch Penises

    Much like Adele after mistakenly ingesting a reduced fat potato chip, you can quite literally see fear in this girl's eyes. Emphasis @ 10.40 mark with the commencement of non-lubricated, deer-in-headlights anal. More HERE.

    Date: 05/02/14 Views: 601,084 Category: Anal

  • The Most Stunning 18 Y/O in Porn

    The Most Stunning 18 Y/O in Porn

    This girl's physique is absolutely insane. Subservient, low-functioning personality too. I want to hug her. I want to kiss her. I want to eat seasonal fruit and vanilla bean Pinkberry out her asshole. In that order.

    Date: 04/16/14 Views: 399,321 Category: Anal

  • Double Penetration = Devastating Orgasm

    Double Penetration = Devastating Orgasm

    Chuck & Buck combine penile forces and quite literally fuck the basic motor function out of this washed up skank biscuit. The mere suggestion of resuming intercourse frightens her (2.50 mark). #GrabTheJergens

    Date: 04/07/14 Views: 310,510 Category: Anal

  • This guy is pretty good at sex

    This guy is pretty good at sex

    Throat fucking, fish hooking, oxygen depriving, dirty A2M... don't be fooled by the Bilbo Baggins hairdo. This man's a certified destroyer of vagina, and consequently my new idol. Goodbye Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

    Date: 03/13/13 Views: 435,933 Category: Anal