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  • "Get used to it"

    "Get used to it"

    Cornholing: It's the make-or-break moment in a girl's relationship. There's always fear, but with optimism like "relax", and "you thinking bout it 2 much" our homeboy Octavious turns out to be the Bob Ross of mud gloving.

    Date: 02/14/16 Views: 255,733 Category: Anal

  • The Jackhammer

    The Jackhammer

    Instantly funny vid of a girl that picked the wrong right guy for b-hole cuckolding. She suffers more abuse than Jewish man's Dodge Caravan & all her S/O can say is its not fuckin unless you turn colors. New ringtone @ :30.

    Date: 12/30/15 Views: 340,678 Category: Anal

  • #WIFEMATERIAL

    #WIFEMATERIAL

    This chick's tolerance for rectal molestation is absolutely insane. Submissive, low-maintenance personality too. I want to hug her and eat Totino's pizza rolls out of her asshole. In that order. More HERE.

    Date: 12/12/15 Views: 347,893 Category: Anal

  • Anal After Chipotle

    Anal After Chipotle

    Buttsex is buttsex, I don't discriminate. But when your mud puddle starts spitting the deposit back in my direction, we're walking on the line of unforgivable m'lady. One prolapse and it's relationship termination.

    Date: 12/04/15 Views: 190,425 Category: Anal

  • How to Get VD

    How to Get VD

    Ya know what tho... when the BF is hung like Barbra Streisand's nose and practices proctology at home, maybe a venereal disease is the least of your problems. For everyone else: don't do what Donny Don't does.

    Date: 11/18/15 Views: 191,027 Category: Anal

  • There Won't be a Sequel

    There Won't be a Sequel

    This liberal arts dropout has a kinda speech impediment that's left her sounding like a mountain goat. But it's no problemo when the extent of her communication is limited to "now ur fuckin me" and "i want my mommy".

    Date: 09/22/15 Views: 193,386 Category: Anal

  • ANAL = AUTISM

    ANAL = AUTISM

    Pretty sure I just stumbled upon a new language here. I shall dub thee 'autismian'. Much like dolphin sonar it can not be taught - only simulated. Non-lubed blow to the rectal cavity and lack of safe words are required.

    Date: 09/03/15 Views: 333,103 Category: Anal

  • Friends Sodomize Escort

    Friends Sodomize Escort

    Hey, no one said you had to like it Becky. Just sit back, keep a firm grip on those kneecaps and think about all the McChickens you'll be able to buy as soon as you're done. That's what gets me to the end of my weekdays.

    Date: 08/20/15 Views: 354,372 Category: Anal

  • 4 Stages of Anal

    4 Stages of Anal

    00:05 - FEAR
    02:37 - PAIN
    04:16 - HATE
    11:43 - LOVE

    Date: 07/26/15 Views: 285,825 Category: Anal

  • Squirting From Anal - IT DOES EXIST

    Squirting From Anal - IT DOES EXIST

    3 mins of colon punching turns this hooch's vagina into the Free Willy of genitalia. The deeper he dives, the more Chewbacca-like she sounds. Charles Darwin calls this an advance in evolution. I call it fucking faptime.

    Date: 07/15/15 Views: 204,615 Category: Anal

  • The Symphony of Painal

    The Symphony of Painal

    15 mins of dry rectal sodomy. Fun stuff. But I bet the smile fades quick when you hear the sounds that follow each thrust of this butthole boogie. I'd try to describe them, but my keyboard doesn't have letters for THIS.

    Date: 06/11/15 Views: 217,642 Category: Anal

  • DON'T GIVE ME ANAL (he gives her anal)

    DON'T GIVE ME ANAL (he gives her anal)

    Nothing spells A-L-P-H-A like a man refusing direction. TEH FACTS: He has not and will not take "no" for an answer, sympathy is prohibited and lube... well, that's as foreign to him as vagina in a Portuguese bathhouse.

    Date: 05/21/15 Views: 249,112 Category: Anal

  • Anal After Olive Garden

    Anal After Olive Garden

    This is guaranteed to euthanize any BBW fantasies you might've accidentally had after Hilary Duff discovered Krispy Kreme in 2012. Don't be fooled by this guy's stoic reaction. Your love of buttsex dies here and now.

    Date: 04/15/15 Views: 191,195 Category: Anal

  • Don't Cry, Dry Your Brown Eye

    Don't Cry, Dry Your Brown Eye

    Would someone graciously .mp3 the first 5 seconds of this and make me a ringtone? Her spot-on impression of Napoleon Dynamite deepthroating a gazelle is enuff to keep me beating off until Spring time. Yes I'm serious.

    Date: 03/08/15 Views: 215,503 Category: Anal

  • Never Give Up, Never Surrender

    Never Give Up, Never Surrender

    Much like the original Evil Dead trilogy, this goes from semi-erotic to LULZ pretty damn quick. Unfortunately no book can close the hole this Hawaiian superman just opened. Captions supplied by Julliard's latest dropout.

    Date: 02/03/15 Views: 215,728 Category: Anal

  • Determined to try Anal

    Determined to try Anal

    Don't be tricked by the "I only drink $10 cups of coffee and fuck black guys" starter kit. There may be fear in her eyes, but trust me when I say this girl is no quitter.

    Date: 01/19/15 Views: 378,947 Category: Anal

  • "I'm Down With Butt Sex"

    "I'm Down With Butt Sex"

    Perhaps my logic is flawed, but you'd think a girl with a b-hole no bigger than a marble would be against back door admittance. But as you can see she's either a witch, or her rectal cavity is in fact David Copperfield.

    Date: 01/08/15 Views: 213,760 Category: Anal

  • Mythbusters: Anal Edition

    Mythbusters: Anal Edition

    FACT: The preferred rectal depth is 6 inches
    FACT: redliight17 don't give a fuck about science
    FACT: She'll be in diapers before 30
    FACT: We'll feature that video too

    Date: 01/03/15 Views: 318,623 Category: Anal

  • Butthole from the Black Lagoon

    Butthole from the Black Lagoon

    Elasticity left this orifice a long time ago and the end result is not very aesthetically pleasing. I'm talking the kind of depth-to-width ratio drug mules only dream of.

    Date: 11/07/14 Views: 158,695 Category: Anal

  • A Ruined Butt Hole Never Felt So Good

    A Ruined Butt Hole Never Felt So Good

    Sexy slut is use to her genitals being pummeled but not her butt hole. Today she finds a new love and its not the guy she is banging.

    Date: 10/18/14 Views: 243,179 Category: Anal

  • Brilliant Butt Fucking

    Brilliant Butt Fucking

    From moans of joy to tears of pain. It's almost a shame to watch this guy wreck that beautiful little brown eye. Although she love's it for the most part, she really just isn't ready for a cock that big to go colon pounding on her tiny frame.

    Date: 09/12/14 Views: 268,553 Category: Anal

  • The Perfect Girlfriend

    The Perfect Girlfriend

    She loves getting fucked in the ass + she's totally gorgeous with a banging body, but most importantly... She LOVES getting fucked in the ass. The guy just sits back with an erection of amazement and she just butt fucks herself with his cock. It's beautiful.

    Date: 09/09/14 Views: 381,288 Category: Anal

  • The Sodomy of Horse-Face Girl

    The Sodomy of Horse-Face Girl

    Holy fucking Mr. Bean. Not even a South Korean plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Stallion from her face. Decent body though. I dub you "Fugliest Ho That I'd Still Go Down On". Run with that.

    Date: 06/17/14 Views: 362,185 Category: Anal

  • Cute Face, HORRIBLE Ass

    Cute Face, HORRIBLE Ass

    She honestly seems like a nice girl. The type that'd cook you artisanal spaghettios on your 1st date, or volunteer a blowjob when your Instagram photos get 0 likes. I want that. I really do. But 1.13 mark.. dear god.

    Date: 06/12/14 Views: 356,488 Category: Anal

  • from ROMANTIC to WTF @ 1.05 mark

    from ROMANTIC to WTF @ 1.05 mark

    Sociopath games a POF.com soft 6 with a night of miniature golf & Olive Garden, only to slip 27,000 mg's of Ex-Lax into her coveted Tour of Italy. The end result? A record defining, first ever "Auto-Spacedock".

    Date: 05/23/14 Views: 303,410 Category: Anal

  • Virginal bookworm, right? WRONG

    Virginal bookworm, right? WRONG

    Don't be deceived by the "i collect exotic cheese & am saving my no-no spot for Captain Picard" appearance. She may be of Canuck blood, but this is no sex noob. Check for 100% unphased, care-free sodomy at 38.00

    Date: 05/06/14 Views: 271,272 Category: Anal

  • She Dont Like 15 Inch Penises

    She Dont Like 15 Inch Penises

    Much like Adele after mistakenly ingesting a reduced fat potato chip, you can quite literally see fear in this girl's eyes. Emphasis @ 10.40 mark with the commencement of non-lubricated, deer-in-headlights anal. More HERE.

    Date: 05/02/14 Views: 578,059 Category: Anal

  • The Most Stunning 18 Y/O in Porn

    The Most Stunning 18 Y/O in Porn

    This girl's physique is absolutely insane. Subservient, low-functioning personality too. I want to hug her. I want to kiss her. I want to eat seasonal fruit and vanilla bean Pinkberry out her asshole. In that order.

    Date: 04/16/14 Views: 387,799 Category: Anal

  • Double Penetration = Devastating Orgasm

    Double Penetration = Devastating Orgasm

    Chuck & Buck combine penile forces and quite literally fuck the basic motor function out of this washed up skank biscuit. The mere suggestion of resuming intercourse frightens her (2.50 mark). #GrabTheJergens

    Date: 04/07/14 Views: 297,961 Category: Anal

  • The Worst Anal Of All Time

    The Worst Anal Of All Time

    Holy fuckin inverted shiitake mushroom. There's only 2 things capable of making a man's asshole look like that. One involves Wesley Snipes and a dimly lit room, the other is called Wienerschnitzel. May god have mercy.

    Date: 07/29/12 Views: 241,215 Category: Anal