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  • Double Dippin'

    Double Dippin'

    Shit lady, as much as I loved your stunt double work in Hatchet, I could've lived without seeing you contract a case of vaginitis. Damn near inverted my piss weasel.

    Date: 03/30/16 Views: 168,582 Category: Anal

  • Lela Star: Before the Surgery

    Lela Star: Before the Surgery

    Corners were definitely cut during this ones downward spiral. Turns out Jiffy Lube isn't the optimal location to acquire discounted body modifications. But before the mutation, there was this scene. Let us all reminisce.

    Date: 03/25/16 Views: 227,138 Category: Anal

  • Cry, baby

    Cry, baby

    This is all but guaranteed to eradicate any story you may have been led to believe about the orifice less traveled. Don't be misled by this man's apathy: Your love of hunting the backyard snapper dies here & now.

    Date: 03/16/16 Views: 184,688 Category: Anal

  • NOT Boyfriend of the Year

    NOT Boyfriend of the Year

    She's not exactly equipped with the rectal capacity of Richard Simmons, but the real deal breaker is bitching in broken English. Very reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Sofia Vergara and a billy goat.

    Date: 03/08/16 Views: 240,008 Category: Anal

  • Pikachu, I sodomize you!

    Pikachu, I sodomize you!

    I really don't know shit about otaku culture, other than it being the default jack-off material for all overweight people named Leonard and/or Stuart. But go with me anyway: This is the best hate boner you'll get all hour.

    Date: 02/19/16 Views: 206,645 Category: Anal

  • "Get used to it"

    "Get used to it"

    Cornholing: It's the make-or-break moment in a girl's relationship. There's always fear, but with optimism like "relax", and "you thinking bout it 2 much" our homeboy Octavious turns out to be the Bob Ross of mud gloving.

    Date: 02/14/16 Views: 257,357 Category: Anal

  • The Jackhammer

    The Jackhammer

    Instantly funny vid of a girl that picked the wrong right guy for b-hole cuckolding. She suffers more abuse than Jewish man's Dodge Caravan & all her S/O can say is its not fuckin unless you turn colors. New ringtone @ :30.

    Date: 12/30/15 Views: 343,013 Category: Anal

  • #WIFEMATERIAL

    #WIFEMATERIAL

    This chick's tolerance for rectal molestation is absolutely insane. Submissive, low-maintenance personality too. I want to hug her and eat Totino's pizza rolls out of her asshole. In that order. More HERE.

    Date: 12/12/15 Views: 350,965 Category: Anal

  • Anal After Chipotle

    Anal After Chipotle

    Buttsex is buttsex, I don't discriminate. But when your mud puddle starts spitting the deposit back in my direction, we're walking on the line of unforgivable m'lady. One prolapse and it's relationship termination.

    Date: 12/04/15 Views: 191,864 Category: Anal

  • How to Get VD

    How to Get VD

    Ya know what tho... when the BF is hung like Barbra Streisand's nose and practices proctology at home, maybe a venereal disease is the least of your problems. For everyone else: don't do what Donny Don't does.

    Date: 11/18/15 Views: 192,449 Category: Anal

  • There Won't be a Sequel

    There Won't be a Sequel

    This liberal arts dropout has a kinda speech impediment that's left her sounding like a mountain goat. But it's no problemo when the extent of her communication is limited to "now ur fuckin me" and "i want my mommy".

    Date: 09/22/15 Views: 195,467 Category: Anal

  • ANAL = AUTISM

    ANAL = AUTISM

    Pretty sure I just stumbled upon a new language here. I shall dub thee 'autismian'. Much like dolphin sonar it can not be taught - only simulated. Non-lubed blow to the rectal cavity and lack of safe words are required.

    Date: 09/03/15 Views: 336,128 Category: Anal

  • Friends Sodomize Escort

    Friends Sodomize Escort

    Hey, no one said you had to like it Becky. Just sit back, keep a firm grip on those kneecaps and think about all the McChickens you'll be able to buy as soon as you're done. That's what gets me to the end of my weekdays.

    Date: 08/20/15 Views: 356,587 Category: Anal

  • 4 Stages of Anal

    4 Stages of Anal

    00:05 - FEAR
    02:37 - PAIN
    04:16 - HATE
    11:43 - LOVE

    Date: 07/26/15 Views: 287,699 Category: Anal

  • Squirting From Anal - IT DOES EXIST

    Squirting From Anal - IT DOES EXIST

    3 mins of colon punching turns this hooch's vagina into the Free Willy of genitalia. The deeper he dives, the more Chewbacca-like she sounds. Charles Darwin calls this an advance in evolution. I call it fucking faptime.

    Date: 07/15/15 Views: 205,766 Category: Anal

  • The Symphony of Painal

    The Symphony of Painal

    15 mins of dry rectal sodomy. Fun stuff. But I bet the smile fades quick when you hear the sounds that follow each thrust of this butthole boogie. I'd try to describe them, but my keyboard doesn't have letters for THIS.

    Date: 06/11/15 Views: 219,139 Category: Anal

  • DON'T GIVE ME ANAL (he gives her anal)

    DON'T GIVE ME ANAL (he gives her anal)

    Nothing spells A-L-P-H-A like a man refusing direction. TEH FACTS: He has not and will not take "no" for an answer, sympathy is prohibited and lube... well, that's as foreign to him as vagina in a Portuguese bathhouse.

    Date: 05/21/15 Views: 251,131 Category: Anal

  • Anal After Olive Garden

    Anal After Olive Garden

    This is guaranteed to euthanize any BBW fantasies you might've accidentally had after Hilary Duff discovered Krispy Kreme in 2012. Don't be fooled by this guy's stoic reaction. Your love of buttsex dies here and now.

    Date: 04/15/15 Views: 191,882 Category: Anal

  • Don't Cry, Dry Your Brown Eye

    Don't Cry, Dry Your Brown Eye

    Would someone graciously .mp3 the first 5 seconds of this and make me a ringtone? Her spot-on impression of Napoleon Dynamite deepthroating a gazelle is enuff to keep me beating off until Spring time. Yes I'm serious.

    Date: 03/08/15 Views: 216,755 Category: Anal

  • Never Give Up, Never Surrender

    Never Give Up, Never Surrender

    Much like the original Evil Dead trilogy, this goes from semi-erotic to LULZ pretty damn quick. Unfortunately no book can close the hole this Hawaiian superman just opened. Captions supplied by Julliard's latest dropout.

    Date: 02/03/15 Views: 216,501 Category: Anal

  • Determined to try Anal

    Determined to try Anal

    Don't be tricked by the "I only drink $10 cups of coffee and fuck black guys" starter kit. There may be fear in her eyes, but trust me when I say this girl is no quitter.

    Date: 01/19/15 Views: 380,477 Category: Anal

  • "I'm Down With Butt Sex"

    "I'm Down With Butt Sex"

    Perhaps my logic is flawed, but you'd think a girl with a b-hole no bigger than a marble would be against back door admittance. But as you can see she's either a witch, or her rectal cavity is in fact David Copperfield.

    Date: 01/08/15 Views: 214,653 Category: Anal

  • Mythbusters: Anal Edition

    Mythbusters: Anal Edition

    FACT: The preferred rectal depth is 6 inches
    FACT: redliight17 don't give a fuck about science
    FACT: She'll be in diapers before 30
    FACT: We'll feature that video too

    Date: 01/03/15 Views: 319,991 Category: Anal

  • Butthole from the Black Lagoon

    Butthole from the Black Lagoon

    Elasticity left this orifice a long time ago and the end result is not very aesthetically pleasing. I'm talking the kind of depth-to-width ratio drug mules only dream of.

    Date: 11/07/14 Views: 159,154 Category: Anal

  • A Ruined Butt Hole Never Felt So Good

    A Ruined Butt Hole Never Felt So Good

    Sexy slut is use to her genitals being pummeled but not her butt hole. Today she finds a new love and its not the guy she is banging.

    Date: 10/18/14 Views: 243,927 Category: Anal

  • Brilliant Butt Fucking

    Brilliant Butt Fucking

    From moans of joy to tears of pain. It's almost a shame to watch this guy wreck that beautiful little brown eye. Although she love's it for the most part, she really just isn't ready for a cock that big to go colon pounding on her tiny frame.

    Date: 09/12/14 Views: 269,605 Category: Anal

  • The Perfect Girlfriend

    The Perfect Girlfriend

    She loves getting fucked in the ass + she's totally gorgeous with a banging body, but most importantly... She LOVES getting fucked in the ass. The guy just sits back with an erection of amazement and she just butt fucks herself with his cock. It's beautiful.

    Date: 09/09/14 Views: 382,220 Category: Anal

  • The Sodomy of Horse-Face Girl

    The Sodomy of Horse-Face Girl

    Holy fucking Mr. Bean. Not even a South Korean plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Stallion from her face. Decent body though. I dub you "Fugliest Ho That I'd Still Go Down On". Run with that.

    Date: 06/17/14 Views: 363,140 Category: Anal

  • Cute Face, HORRIBLE Ass

    Cute Face, HORRIBLE Ass

    She honestly seems like a nice girl. The type that'd cook you artisanal spaghettios on your 1st date, or volunteer a blowjob when your Instagram photos get 0 likes. I want that. I really do. But 1.13 mark.. dear god.

    Date: 06/12/14 Views: 357,510 Category: Anal

  • from ROMANTIC to WTF @ 1.05 mark

    from ROMANTIC to WTF @ 1.05 mark

    Sociopath games a POF.com soft 6 with a night of miniature golf & Olive Garden, only to slip 27,000 mg's of Ex-Lax into her coveted Tour of Italy. The end result? A record defining, first ever "Auto-Spacedock".

    Date: 05/23/14 Views: 304,065 Category: Anal