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  • Purging a Persian

    Purging a Persian

    Olive oil hair gel, tit jewelry, all-gold-everything: You'd think a girl with this degree of stereotyping would like pain. TIP: She don't. teh dingdong hits her sphincter like a sac of Aladdin VHS tapes, then it's ADIOS DOLLARINOS.

    Date: 12/31/16 Views: 232,171 Category: Anal

  • When the Sodomy is Just Right

    When the Sodomy is Just Right

    Buttsex is buttsex, I don't discriminate. But I bet you 5 buckaroos that this scallywag had no idea there was an upside to it. I can literally see her slowly transforming from :| to :D with every uppercut to the pancreas.

    Date: 10/05/16 Views: 291,230 Category: Anal

  • "ooo that's amazing"

    "ooo that's amazing"

    Around 1:12 she drops that gem of a line. Listen lady: If you think struggling to catch your breath while a man plunders your shit basket for blood diamonds is amazing, I need to know how you celebrate Hanukkah.

    Date: 09/08/16 Views: 350,382 Category: Anal

  • "DON'T FUCK MY ASS!" (guess what he does)

    "DON'T FUCK MY ASS!" (guess what he does)

    From this angle it looks like dude is having sex with an eggplant. But after hearing this chunker bitch up more of a storm than a black woman getting short changed at Golden Corral, I have been convinced otherwise.

    Date: 07/15/16 Views: 316,004 Category: Anal

  • "HURRY UP, THAT HURTS!"

    "HURRY UP, THAT HURTS!"

    He bum rushes, she leaps away: a move this pro saw comin. He returns fire with a full-body thrust & hits the bottom of her gas tank. Reality sets in at 2:38 when she realizes she won the battle, but lost the war HAHA

    Date: 04/21/16 Views: 294,522 Category: Anal

  • Double Dippin'

    Double Dippin'

    Shit lady, as much as I loved your stunt double work in Hatchet, I could've lived without seeing you contract a case of vaginitis. Damn near inverted my piss weasel.

    Date: 03/30/16 Views: 179,670 Category: Anal

  • Lela Star: Before the Surgery

    Lela Star: Before the Surgery

    Corners were definitely cut during this ones downward spiral. Turns out Jiffy Lube isn't the optimal location to acquire discounted body modifications. But before the mutation, there was this scene. Let us all reminisce.

    Date: 03/25/16 Views: 237,505 Category: Anal

  • Cry, baby

    Cry, baby

    This is all but guaranteed to eradicate any story you may have been led to believe about the orifice less traveled. Don't be misled by this man's apathy: Your love of hunting the backyard snapper dies here & now.

    Date: 03/16/16 Views: 194,038 Category: Anal

  • NOT Boyfriend of the Year

    NOT Boyfriend of the Year

    She's not exactly equipped with the rectal capacity of Richard Simmons, but the real deal breaker is bitching in broken English. Very reminiscent of a reoccurring dream I keep having involving Sofia Vergara and a billy goat.

    Date: 03/08/16 Views: 254,864 Category: Anal

  • "Get used to it"

    "Get used to it"

    Cornholing: It's the make-or-break moment in a girl's relationship. There's always fear, but with optimism like "relax", and "you thinking bout it 2 much" our homeboy Octavious turns out to be the Bob Ross of mud gloving.

    Date: 02/14/16 Views: 266,254 Category: Anal

  • The Jackhammer

    The Jackhammer

    Instantly funny vid of a girl that picked the wrong right guy for b-hole cuckolding. She suffers more abuse than Jewish man's Dodge Caravan & all her S/O can say is its not fuckin unless you turn colors. New ringtone @ :30.

    Date: 12/30/15 Views: 355,549 Category: Anal

  • #WIFEMATERIAL

    #WIFEMATERIAL

    This chick's tolerance for rectal molestation is absolutely insane. Submissive, low-maintenance personality too. I want to hug her and eat Totino's pizza rolls out of her asshole. In that order. More HERE.

    Date: 12/12/15 Views: 370,754 Category: Anal

  • First Anal = Last Anal

    First Anal = Last Anal

    Her dirt tulip is at full pucker and smaller than the cock of an Eskimo in February - for fuck sakes what was she thinking? And more importantly, where is the followup video of her being violently murdered for denied entry?

    Date: 11/07/15 Views: 251,980 Category: Anal

  • NOT pornstar material

    NOT pornstar material

    This liberal arts dropout has a kinda speech impediment that's left her sounding like a mountain goat. But it's no problemo when the extent of her communication is limited to "now ur fuckin me" and "i want my mommy".

    Date: 09/22/15 Views: 204,215 Category: Anal

  • ANAL = AUTISM

    ANAL = AUTISM

    Pretty sure I just stumbled upon a new language here. I shall dub thee 'autismian'. Much like dolphin sonar it can not be taught - only simulated. Non-lubed blow to the rectal cavity and lack of safe words are required.

    Date: 09/03/15 Views: 356,692 Category: Anal

  • 4 Stages of Anal

    4 Stages of Anal

    00:05 - FEAR
    02:37 - PAIN
    04:16 - HATE
    11:43 - LOVE

    Date: 07/26/15 Views: 300,550 Category: Anal

  • Squirting From Anal - IT DOES EXIST

    Squirting From Anal - IT DOES EXIST

    3 mins of colon punching turns this hooch's vagina into the Free Willy of genitalia. The deeper he dives, the more Chewbacca-like she sounds. Charles Darwin calls this an advance in evolution. I call it fucking faptime.

    Date: 07/15/15 Views: 214,241 Category: Anal

  • Anal After Olive Garden

    Anal After Olive Garden

    This is guaranteed to euthanize any BBW fantasies you might've accidentally had after Hilary Duff discovered Krispy Kreme in 2012. Don't be fooled by this guy's stoic reaction. Your love of buttsex dies here and now.

    Date: 04/15/15 Views: 197,348 Category: Anal

  • Don't Cry, Dry Your Brown Eye

    Don't Cry, Dry Your Brown Eye

    Would someone graciously .mp3 the first 5 seconds of this and make me a ringtone? Her spot-on impression of Napoleon Dynamite deepthroating a gazelle is enuff to keep me beating off until Spring time. Yes I'm serious.

    Date: 03/08/15 Views: 225,446 Category: Anal

  • "I'm Down With Butt Sex"

    "I'm Down With Butt Sex"

    Perhaps my logic is flawed, but you'd think a girl with a b-hole no bigger than a marble would be against back door admittance. But as you can see she's either a witch, or her rectal cavity is in fact David Copperfield.

    Date: 01/08/15 Views: 220,494 Category: Anal

  • Butthole from the Black Lagoon

    Butthole from the Black Lagoon

    Elasticity left this orifice a long time ago and the end result is not very aesthetically pleasing. I'm talking the kind of depth-to-width ratio drug mules only dream of.

    Date: 11/07/14 Views: 162,310 Category: Anal

  • Brilliant Butt Fucking

    Brilliant Butt Fucking

    From moans of joy to tears of pain. It's almost a shame to watch this guy wreck that beautiful little brown eye. Although she love's it for the most part, she really just isn't ready for a cock that big to go colon pounding on her tiny frame.

    Date: 09/12/14 Views: 276,310 Category: Anal

  • The Perfect Girlfriend

    The Perfect Girlfriend

    She loves getting fucked in the ass + she's totally gorgeous with a banging body, but most importantly... She LOVES getting fucked in the ass. The guy just sits back with an erection of amazement and she just butt fucks herself with his cock. It's beautiful.

    Date: 09/09/14 Views: 388,325 Category: Anal

  • Cute Face, HORRIBLE Ass

    Cute Face, HORRIBLE Ass

    She honestly seems like a nice girl. The type that'd cook you artisanal spaghettios on your 1st date, or volunteer a blowjob when your Instagram photos get 0 likes. I want that. I really do. But 1.13 mark.. dear god.

    Date: 06/12/14 Views: 364,695 Category: Anal

  • Immediately Regrets Interracial Sex II

    Immediately Regrets Interracial Sex II

    LIFE LESSON #517: if your name ends in Ching, Chang or Chong - keep your snatch in your skorts and stay the fuck off blackplanet.com. Snapchat friends are temporary. A war-torn anus is forever.

    Date: 06/05/14 Views: 477,350 Category: Anal

  • from ROMANTIC to WTF @ 1.05 mark

    from ROMANTIC to WTF @ 1.05 mark

    Sociopath games a POF.com soft 6 with a night of miniature golf & Olive Garden, only to slip 27,000 mg's of Ex-Lax into her coveted Tour of Italy. The end result? A record defining, first ever "Auto-Spacedock".

    Date: 05/23/14 Views: 309,616 Category: Anal

  • She Dont Like 15 Inch Penises

    She Dont Like 15 Inch Penises

    Much like Adele after mistakenly ingesting a reduced fat potato chip, you can quite literally see fear in this girl's eyes. Emphasis @ 10.40 mark with the commencement of non-lubricated, deer-in-headlights anal. More HERE.

    Date: 05/02/14 Views: 593,831 Category: Anal

  • The Most Stunning 18 Y/O in Porn

    The Most Stunning 18 Y/O in Porn

    This girl's physique is absolutely insane. Subservient, low-functioning personality too. I want to hug her. I want to kiss her. I want to eat seasonal fruit and vanilla bean Pinkberry out her asshole. In that order.

    Date: 04/16/14 Views: 395,896 Category: Anal

  • Double Penetration = Devastating Orgasm

    Double Penetration = Devastating Orgasm

    Chuck & Buck combine penile forces and quite literally fuck the basic motor function out of this washed up skank biscuit. The mere suggestion of resuming intercourse frightens her (2.50 mark). #GrabTheJergens

    Date: 04/07/14 Views: 306,495 Category: Anal

  • This guy is pretty good at sex

    This guy is pretty good at sex

    Throat fucking, fish hooking, oxygen depriving, dirty A2M... don't be fooled by the Bilbo Baggins hairdo. This man's a certified destroyer of vagina, and consequently my new idol. Goodbye Mark-Paul Gosselaar.

    Date: 03/13/13 Views: 433,452 Category: Anal