Animals

  • Jungle Fever

    Jungle Fever

    I'll forgive the lack of tits in this video. I understand your need for attention. But cutting off the petting zoo fantasy BEFORE stepping foot into the Madagascar exhibit? ZERO STARS, you blue-balling, distrustful shit pigeon.

    Date: 05/14/17 Views: 111,086 Category: Animals

  • MS-13 Gangster Vs. Crocodiles

    MS-13 Gangster Vs. Crocodiles

    Antonio, you stupid fuck. There are 2 things you simply don't fuck with in life: 1.) Sean Penn during his menstruation cycle and 2.) Crocodilians. Save the playing-in-the-mud for when you illegally enter the US.

    Date: 05/07/13 Views: 205,003 Category: Animals

  • Face Off [WOW]

    Face Off [WOW]

    Supposedly this cow lost much of it's face after a run-in with a train. Personally, I think this is the result of a botched plan involving Richard Gere and forced beastiality. That sick fuck.

    Date: 10/21/10 Views: 102,602 Category: Animals

  • Catch & Release Fail

    Catch & Release Fail

    Dumb motherfucker handles a baby shark without gloves. What happens is no surprise. It's his scream that will catch you off guard. haha.

    Date: 06/17/10 Views: 106,580 Category: Animals

  • Dolphin Wants To Eat Pussy

    Dolphin Wants To Eat Pussy

    I'm surprised to see that this post didn't get very many clicks. Suggestive beastality usually works wonders. Pussies.

    Date: 04/30/10 Views: 71,803 Category: Animals

  • Giant Ostrich Vs. 3 Cheetas

    Giant Ostrich Vs. 3 Cheetas

    That's what you get for being a bird that cant fly. Faggot!

    Date: 03/31/10 Views: 127,024 Category: Animals

  • Overly Curious Dog

    Overly Curious Dog

    Nothing like sharing your most precious moments with your best buddy.

    Date: 01/23/10 Views: 133,003 Category: Animals

  • Beastiality Fail

    Beastiality Fail

    That dog is a faggot. lol.

    Date: 11/02/09 Views: 247,716 Category: Animals

  • Death By Horse Cock

    Death By Horse Cock

    Jesus... and I thought my premature ejaculation problem was bad! LOL. Full story HERE.

    Date: 07/14/09 Views: 285,434 Category: Animals

  • What A Cock Tease

    What A Cock Tease

    Damn. I'd say Bruno's gonna have blue balls for at least a week now. Sounds like animal cruelty to me.

    Date: 05/31/09 Views: 218,456 Category: Animals

  • This Dog Willl Lick Your Asshole

    This Dog Willl Lick Your Asshole

    Peanut butter not required.

    Date: 05/20/09 Views: 129,469 Category: Animals

  • Pig Sex Gone Wrong

    Pig Sex Gone Wrong

    Definitely a boner killer... for the pig that is. My cock remained moderately hard through out.

    Date: 04/24/09 Views: 125,045 Category: Animals