Rule #1 of camwhoring in the library: Always check your six. Have yourself a hearty LOL when this girl's dreams of buying an iPad go straight down the shitter.
He's got a 7.5 inch ham slammer and she dances like Jennifer Lopez after an afternoon at the gynecologist. Some people out there might say this cut off before the best part. I say mom did them a fucking favor.
The downside of being 24 and still living at home? Besides the 7:00AM line for toaster strudel, every time you're about to evacuate some homemade alfredo sauce onto your GF's back, momma comes a' knockin.
Madea raises hell after catching her sons, Darius & DeAndre DeDouche, making love to the neighborhood crack-ho on her emerald green sectional - which, amazingly, was not encased in plastic.
Sup bro. Next time you feel like picking up a new skirt at Urban Outfitters, be sure to check out their limited but ultra hip Home Decor section. They sell something you lack - curtains motherfucker.
I like how he's more interested in his 50% off Mimi's Cafe coupon rather than questioning why the fuck his 18 year old daughter is dancing naked in front of the family webcam. Fuckin 50% off dude, shit just got real.
Fuck whatever guy said morning exercise is for fags. This dude's 10am bike ride just netted him enough tier 1 mental imagery to fuel his fap all through Hanukkah. Way to score dad!
Hefty Hank gets caught fappin to animal porn by his wife's new BFF. Always a gentleman, Hank is quick to excuse his behavior & greet the young lady - by shaking her hand with the same hand he just jizzed in.
Peeping Thomas invades another mans stall in hopes of seeing some defecation. Instead he discovers a goober + bar slut having a romantic moment on a the shit stained toilet seat. Happy Valentines Day.
Homo caught red handed in public doesnt give a fuck. He simply extends his middle finger and resumes indulging in blowjobisson delight. Feels goooooood man.
Dude gets called over to a changing room to assist a random slutty with her bikini. After she briefly leaves, he relishes the moment and starts beating off while the smell of her cunt is still in the air. You da man.
That's some pretty dull sex for an Asian couple. Where the fuck are the eels and high powered vibrators of death? Sell outs.
Those titties are almost nice enough to redeem her busted face. Almost.
Check the 2.13 mark. Mom interrupts her sons homemade porno shoot just to to deliver a pack of smokes. Fuckin model citizen.